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minors dni. i drink and fuck. have fun. other blogs; i-suggest-slime-vore

[bjrdeatsblubber]

hi! this is a porn blog.

minors, the sex repulsed, and people who dislike kinks, and i mean some pretty bad kinks, should leave.

thank you. now onto the list below, which i dont want anyone making fun of me for or even acknowledging, unless you want me edging for you.

Voraphilia~

i enjoy being both pred and prey, but i enjoy different types of vore from different sides. as an example, i enjoy performing;

hard vore

unwilling prey

cock vore (also enjoy obs cockvore. it seems.)

object vore

but i enjoy being:

unbirthed

yeah i think thats it for prey only

but these are obviously not the only things i enjoy? what gives?

well. i can enjoy things both ways-

oral vore

anal vore

absorbtion

tail vore

and the rest i am chill with... except naval. i dont like naval vore.

onto...

Other Kinks~

going with the same color coding as above

blood/injury

petplay

edging

noncon

physical restriction

mouth play

praise

size play

free use

hypnotism

medical unconciousness

breastfeeding

biting

feedism

wg

fat

zoophilia?*

tf

forcefem

some others not listed. cant remember very well.

monsterfucking

milking (please my breasts pleaseplesepleaselleaselleadelple)

now that all is what i like...

but how about what i dont.

scat

diapers

naval vore

ageplay

anything not on this list is either unknown, or tolerable during sex. im. really not a picky person. i think.

finally, as the paranoid fool i am, i will tell you an age range, but not my age. 18-21. too young? entirely understandable. please leave.

tags:

bjrd posting <-generic text tag

little bjrds tell me... <-ask tag

[snackgirlirl]

there needs to be more instant loss vore

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

[sawed-on-shotgun]

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

[nagagirltummy]

Eating a dryice girl and instead of melty digestion, she just sublimates and gives you the worst burping fit you've ever had in your life.

At least the vapors look cool

[kristenlikesvore]

@belly-lover00 has ended up inside of her favorite belly—mine. She is a total gut slut and could not be happier with this particular arrangement. You can clearly see how much she's enjoying herself in fact. 😏

[tastylittlepixie]

if a pretty lady came up to you and said something along the lines of "you look like you'd make some lovely noises while a tight belly's breaking you down~" uhhh sorry, I wrote this and got distracted thinking about it and forgot what the rest of the question was

bowuahgg....

I think if I was told that I would swear fealty to her for the rest of my life

which admittedly would be like 20 minutes long as she shoves me down her throat and compresses me into mush inside her stomach but it's the thought that counts

[misscaptor]

Hey now. Don’t look at me like that. Like a kicked dog. You wanted to be freed from your responsibilities. You wanted me to take care of you. You wanted me to dress you up and show you off and kick you and bruise you and bite you and cut you. You wanted me to lock you up and you wanted me to throw away the key.

I really don’t understand why you’re trying so hard to damage your cuffs. The lock’s not gonna snap open and all you’re doing is making the leather uglier. Don’t you remember when I picked those out for you? I thought the pretty leather ones would be a nice gift for a good pet but we can go back to those ugly metal ones if you’re not ready to have nice things.

Don’t you remember how much you wanted this, pet? I can find your texts about it. I can make you read them, if you need help remembering. You asked for this. You begged for this. It’s not my fault that you’re confused right now and seem to be forgetting how much you want it.

[tastylittlepixie]

im 2 buzz balls big

[partlydigested]

Kicked out of the Insect Club for calling a Bee Girls testicles "buzz balls"

[tastylittlepixie]

she buzz on my balls till I pollinate

[mousidy]

I cannot give birth

what's more,

there is a gaping

hole in my

stomach through

which strangers

can see where

my womb

isn't

they do not

say I'm sorry

for your loss.

they stick their

hands inside and

they look stern

when they tell me

it's a disgusting

hole

[mousidy]

love for those of us who are not only sterile, but for whom our sterility is just public knowledge everywhere we go and we don't have the option of keeping it private

[i-suggest-postvore]

Sometimes your proper place is mulched into cum and creamed up a t-girl's sweaty asshole

[i-suggest-anal-vore]

This also counts as anal Vore

[cloudcrimeart]

sketch comm for salteddoggy on twitter

[i-suggest-postvore]

Sometimes your proper place is mulched into cum and creamed up a t-girl's sweaty asshole

[i-suggest-anal-vore]

This also counts as anal Vore

[c0ulrophilia]

Lamia girlfriend who really doesn't want to constrict you again because you "were a little too into it" and "doesn't like how many pops and cracks she heard"

[ljesak]

[partlydigested]

I think the term "cougar" is really really hot.... like oooo older women I'm so vulnerable it sure would suck if you snuck up behind me and ripped out my jugular ooooo that would suck.....

[partlydigested]

SHE'S GOTTA HAVE THE LEOPARD PRINT THAT SHOWS A LITTLE TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE TOO THAT'S SO IMPORTANT

[reliableslimegal]

[girlstinkgood]

When a gorgeous tgirl sends you a pic of her tummy you better be on your knees worshipping it immediately