this is my blog or wtv. Super messy and unorganized, so please do ignore. A few things about me is I have a very loving boyfriend, I have three dogs, My favorite game is ff7, I’ve been in the creepypasta fandom since I was 5, and my favorite color is green.
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ALT IT 2017 ACC
RULES: Minors DNI, idek what I write but I do know it's not for you. No hate towards any people, it's not hard to be kind you guys. And have a good time. I really hate writing actual ff because I’m dookie. Smaus r my favorite. (Pls don’t request fics. I’m begging u.)
Dividers
How to request: The “deliver intel” button.
ALSO: IN THE APP (Memi) I USE FOR MY SMAUS, THERE IS AN AI TOGGLE. IT IS NOT ON. SO WHEN IT SAYS “this is AI and shouldn’t be taken seriously, blabla…” TS IS NOT ME. I WRITE EVERYTHING BY HAND. FUCK AI.
Who I write for: Creepypasta, IT 2017(on my other acc so pls request there!) JJK (I haven’t seen the third season yet.)idk bro just request it from any fandom and I’ll say yes or no.
pairings: m. kibutsuji, kokushibo, douma, akaza, sekido, karaku, urogi, aizetsu, gyutaro x gn!reader (separately)
warnings: curses, got this inspo from my queen trin, mid making this my dyslexia kicked in so im sorry if it doesn’t make sense😭
m. kibutsuji
you jokingly said, “maybe let them curse in the bathroom only,” and muzan took it way too seriously
five minutes later, he sat their 6 year old down like it was a ritual: “you may curse, but only in the bathroom.”
once inside, your child took their time before cursing
muzan stood outside the door with his arms crossed and nodding like a proud father
you were horrified and also crying from trying not to laugh
then your child shouted “FUCKASS FATHER!”
the silence between you and muzan were loud
muzan blinked slowly before turning to you, and said, “this was your idea.”
you, still wheezing “well you're the one who’s cursing here”
kokushibo
your child doesn’t curse because neither you nor kokushibo do
they don’t even know what a curse word is
when another kid says one, your child will ask what is the meaning of it, “what’s a… bitch?”
and kokushibo hears this and calmly says, “do not repeat that.”
so when you opened the idea of “bathroom cursing”, it genuinely confuses kokushibo
“why would someone assign foul language to a location?”
your child thinks “stupid” is already a very bad word
they once called a old man “mean” and kokushibo was like: “strong choice of words.”
douma
the bathroom door hasn’t even clicked shut yet and your child’s already yelling, “shit, piss, damn!!”
douma? laughing his ass off outside the door like it’s the best thing ever
you knew it was him because there’s no way your 4-year-old learned “dumbass bitch” from bedtime stories
“douma.”
“yes, my lovely lotus?”
“why does our child know the word ‘skank’?”
“baby, context matters. they used it correctly.”
he even claps when your child string together a sentence full of swear words with proper grammar
and when your child said “motherfucker” for the first time, douma cried from pride
akaza
thought it was dumb at first, but agreed because you asked
walks your child to the bathroom like they’re going to war
stands guard outside like a bodyguard while little angry yells echo inside
hears “bastard bitch!” and tries not to laugh
your kid comes out calm like they just had therapy
“feel better?” akaza asks, ruffling their hair
but he does teaches them how to throw a punch instead of cursing
sekido
let’s be honest, your child doesn’t even need the bathroom pass because cursing runs in their blood.
the first word they said wasn’t “mama” or “papa”… it was “shit.”
sekido didn’t even flinch. just went, “good. speak with conviction.”
they’ll throw a tantrum and scream, “they’re all dumbasses!” and sekido’s like, “exactly.”
karaku
thinks it’s hilarious and encourages it
“oh? you’re mad? go scream about it in the bathroom, baby.”
the kid’s insults are ✨creative✨ because of him
hears “slutty crusty bitch” echo from the bathroom and proudly goes, “i taught them that one.” and his quadruplets just stare at the door, horrified, because they know how small your child is
claps when they’re extra vulgar.
you eventually have to ban him from encouraging them too much.
and he actually told you to go to the bathroom to curse which you whacked him
he bribes your child with snacks to invent new insults
teaches them to say it with flair: “say it like you mean it!”
urogi
laughs so hard he falls over when he hears them curse
thinks it’s adorable when their tiny voice yells “asshat!”
if urogi hears their curses from outside he will hype them up.
cheers like they won a sports game.
also taught your child to growl when mad like him.
urogi will then gets scolded by you for making it a full event.
the bathroom is now known as “the scream zone.”
even you can’t stay mad with how silly they both are.
aizetsu
doesn’t love it, but lets it slide
“if it helps them… i guess it’s fine…”
stands quietly outside the door, looking stressed
he winces at every word they say
they once said “dumbfuck traitor” and aizetsu nearly cried
gently reminds them afterward, “please… don’t speak like that outside…”
teaches them to journal instead, but lets them keep the cursing bathroom as backup
tries to sneak in affirmations between curses
“i hate everything!” your child will probably say after not getting what they want
and your husband will be like “but you’re still loved…”
gyutaro
was suspicious of the idea but shrugged
“tch. if it keeps ‘em from blowin’ up somewhere else…”
your child goes inside yelling “ugly, greasy, busted dumbass!” and he’s like “heh. sounds familiar.”
lowkey touched that they’re expressing themselves
but when they shout “pissface daddy” he kicks the door lightly: “hey. tone it down.”
tells them stories while they’re in there
“i used to scream in alleys. you get a whole bathroom, lucky brat.”
if they cry mid-curse, he comforts them awkwardly but gently
he stands by the door the whole time, even if he pretends not to care.
Whenever I write smut I actually wanna put a bullet thru my brain bc it’s humiliating. “He put it in and they rejoiced” that’s all u guys r getting bro.
Cody and Ej lovers, yall r gonna suck my dick for what I’m posting soon. It’s abt Ej but Cody plays a pretty big part. It’s the longest thing I’ve ever done, so yall BETTER be happy.
The tried and true video-game cockwarming. Jeff screaming into the mic about how Ben randomly threw the entire game, cussing him out with death threat upon death threat. None of it mattered though, not when your pretty pussy was wrapped tight around his aching cock. None of it mattered when you occasionally ground deeper into him, mewling softly in his neck as you tugged on his hair. And it sure as hell didn’t matter when you clenched, whining about him getting of the game. Not when he eventually flipped you over the desk and started his onslaught on your cunt, whimpering and whining the entire time. Too bad he forgot to mute the mic. Poor Jeff.
Ej
The mansion where the creeps resided was anything but hygienic, but Jack did his best to ensure his basement stayed somewhat clean. It’s not necessarily ideal to be patching proxies up with rust covered tools, but that didn’t mean he necessarily had to be hygienic. Of course, if anyone else knew that Jack had a gorgeous girl warming up his cock as he cleaned his tools, they’d be a little concerned. He had no problem with it, in fact, with the way he let out those occasional growls and grunts… The more you squirmed, the more his grip tightened on you, claws digging into your pliant flesh as your scent filled his nose. It didn’t take long for the tools to be swept from the desk, along with you being slammed into it. Guess you should’ve checked his rut schedule next time..!
Jeff
Doom scrolling in bed is always nice, but it’s even better when he’s got warm slick dripping down his cock, occasionally pulling on your hair as you move imperceptibly, craving the friction you were being denied. “Cock warming, not cock riding. That’s what we agreed on.” His hoarse voice snarled in your ear, pulling harder on your hair. That only made you grind harder, a moan escaping you. The whole reason he wasn’t driving you into the mattress was because he’d been sore from his latest mission. Perhaps that didn’t matter, maybe he could stretch out that soreness. Yeah. That sounded like a pretty damn good idea.
Toby
Toby knew he wasn’t cut out for this. Having you, the most sexy thing he’d ever laid his eyes on, sit on his dick and not move..? Sounded more like torture than pleasure. At least that was until he was actually experiencing it. The soft heat engulfing him, the stretch of your pussy around his cock? Pure bliss. Utter heaven. He never wanted to leave. His favorite was when you guys slept like that, so warm in the unforgiving winter months.
am I annoying you? I don't know if Tumblr is eating my asks, mother :(
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Don’t worry child, you have not annoyed me. I’m not on tumblr ver often, and when I am it’s either me quickly posting, or reading Demonslayer/ ff7 smut. I’ve been very busy lol. Mother loves you! And I’m no longer sick.
You guys I’m not a religious person whatsoever. But Buddhism is lowk speaking to me. Chat idk if any Buddhists follow or read me (is that allowed..?) but do give me intel.
Men who say women only like conventionally attractive men are so fucking stupid lmfao I would hop on Gyutaro's dick so quick call me the thunder hashira with my speed
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