I’m A Dad

Anonymously Send Me Dad Jokes. I Need To Build My Portfolio. Nick. 25. AZ.

[kaijuno]

I love how skittish black bears are like you’ll see one on your property and you can just tell it to fuck off and it will

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[senatortedcruz]

Republicans have cottage cheese for brains because the baby does try to abort the mother like with regularity

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that eating a bowlful of spaghetti straight up filling and tasty Low key

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[wayneradiotv]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[cikero]

this but pikmin

[blackbearnick]

weezer

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[dduane]

Inhaled COVID vaccines stop infection in its tracks in monkey trials

New results hint at how to perfect ‘mucosal’ vaccines, which are delivered up the nose or down the throat.

Please God let this pan out positively. If this approach works and can prevent re-infection, it'll be just what the doctor ordered.

[brightlotusmoon]

My roommate who hates needles might actually want this...

[brightlotusmoon]

Antivaxxer fanfiction is amazing.

[monkeywiki]

sometimes reading the comments is worth it

[funnytwittertweets]

[sunb1eeder]

[sphynxxvii]

[kragehund-est]

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

[wiremxther-deactivated20230819]

let us NEVER forget

[geeseareassholes]

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[oneheadtoanother]

[blackbearnick]

The new Mario movie looks great