It’s been like two years and I’m hardly active these days, but I’ve decided to switch back to the og url:
sammiewilson ——> blackberrywidow
Stranger Things
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if i look back, i am lost
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It’s been like two years and I’m hardly active these days, but I’ve decided to switch back to the og url:
sammiewilson ——> blackberrywidow
this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .
“will you ever stop being bitter about endgame?”
Black Widow
Art by Jen Bartel
Black Widow (2021) dir. Cate Shortland
I want a Yelena url so bad, but can I really deal with the identity crisis that comes with changing urls again 🤔
When I was a kid a pastor once said to me "nobody knows the hour or the day Jesus will return and anyone who predicts it will be wrong he won't show up" and the end of days as a concept really freaked me out so every so often, maybe once a week, I'd come up with random dates and times for Jesus to "come back" to ensure he wouldn't.
LOOPHOLE
guy who shoots a gun off once a month to keep the property values low but for the apocalypse
DISNEY + RAINBOW COLOURS
sending steve back in time sent the message that if you’re not happy with your life and stuck in the past, go to the past. it said peggy’s autonomy and future was up for grabs, and all the choices she made in canon could easily be erased. it said daniel “no girl is gonna trade in a red, white, and blue shield for an aluminum crutch” is disposable & interchangeable and yes, it’s true, no girl is going to pick him (a disabled man) over captain america
Okay, please help me. I’ve had part of a quote circling through my head and I CANNOT FIND THE REST which is a shame because I remember liking it a lot. Google has let me down, so here we are.
The quote ends with “and all it did was made you kind.” I can’t quite remember the beginning, but I think it’s just referencing a sad past.
I do not know where the quote is from. All I get from google is the quote from The Help, which is ironically not helpful here. I feel like I will lose my mind if I don’t find the quote and get it out of my head. Please help. 😭
AU where Tony knew Aunt May and Uncle Ben in college so that in Iron Man 2 when Peter goes to the Stark Expo it becomes a “Charles and Ellen Mulaney meet Bill Clinton” scenario in the Parker household.
Peter: My aunt gets the invitation to the Stark Expo in the mail, and she goes, “We gotta go! We gotta go see Tony!” and without looking at her and just turning the page in a newspaper my uncle goes, “Why? It’s not like he’s going to remember you.“
With great power comes great responsibility. Same motherfucker.
So my aunt says, “Fine, I’ll take Peter.”
And I go, “Heck yeah!” and I slide out into the living room in my Iron Man mask and we walk out the door.
So we walk into the Stark Expo, and everyone is there. A real Who’s Not of New York Celebrities. J. Jonah Jameson is there. JJJ was the Daily Bugle editor who would do fun things like scream about how superheroes were ruining the world. He’d say like “Ant-Man is a menace! What is stopping him from going full Godzilla on the Empire State Building!” and we’d be like “man that’s the wrong movie monster, J.” He was there. Everybody.
And in the sky above the main stage, we see a glimmer of red and gold. And it was him… Tony Stark. The Iron Man. But he’s up on stage with Justin Hammer and all these prototype drones, so we can’t get close.
Then, the drones start going nuts and shooting at Mr. Stark. And we run, but somehow I get separated from Aunt May. All of a sudden, I’m alone and facing down this drone by myself. Just me and my plastic Iron Man mask. And then the real Iron Man lands behind me and blasts it! He flew off, and I find Aunt May, and I’m telling her what happened as the Expo explodes behind us. And as everything calms down, he lands nearby. Tony Stark. He’s immediately mobbed by reporters, though. So, what are you gonna do?
Well, if you’re my aunt, you ball up the back of my hoodie, and you push me forward like a human shield. And then you start jogging while yelling “this eight year old has to meet America’s greatest hero!” Kind of implying that I might be dying. My feet were not on the ground. She was swinging me like a snowplow, I was just mowing down loud New York reporters left and right. I think I kicked J. Jonah Jameson in the face.
We get through the crowd and land at Tony Stark’s feet. Mr. Stark turns, looks at my aunt, and says “hi, May” because Tony Stark never forgets a bitch, ever. My aunt melts. She goes “hi, Tony.” Then it becomes apparent that she has no plan. So she pushes me towards him and says “this is my nephew, Peter. He’s also going to be a hero one day.” And i was like “what the hell are you talking about? I’m not gonna be a hero” because I had no superpowers and no crazy advanced suit of armor. Yet.
Based on my eight year old memory, Mr. Stark is about 13 feet tall. And he leaned down because, well, besides the Iron Man mask, i was also wearing this button I had bought outside. It was a cartoon button, and it had Justin Hammer on it, and it had a pigeon in Iron Man colors flying over him, and it was shitting on his head. And it said “bird-brained,” and I thought that was very funny. And Mr. Stark leaned down so only I could hear and whispered “hey kid, i like your button” and I said “you can do whatever you want forever” and he took my advice and invented time travel and then fucking died in front of me.
Hey abby do you have a mailing adress? I gotta send you my medical bill for the whiplash this gave me
Me reading this post:
Me reading the last sentence:
Did I watch this several times?
Yes.
Did I giggle every time?
Also yes.
ilysm (i love you sa mwilson)
daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.
The falcon and the winter solider spoilers without context: