AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[drearyhours]

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

[pissvortex]

[touyadraxon]

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

[dimentioinplacesheshouldntbe]

DimentiOwO

[sun--spirit-deactivated20210126]

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

[doqqy-remaking-deactivated20210]

[impactfuma]

B I G

[crocogatordile]

why did purrloin just like, do that

[troutstuff]

do what

[crocogatordile]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

hmmm

[shencomix]

[macholatcho]

this is so sad Alexa play dingarino

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[copperbadge]

Some spectacular dark energy in this post. 

[moonpaw]

oh the su movie was today anyone got a link

[wittymusician-deactivated202007]

https://bit.ly/1RWGYYI

[moonpaw]

you will die by my hand

[hguuy123]

[simpconnoisseur]

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

[the-lights-areon-deactivated201]

It took me a while to find with all the porn that pops up, but here’s the rest of it:

[thantos1991]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART!!!

[blackcatskulls]

My pal @the-nyan-cat-x3 challenged me to draw a dude based off this song from delta rune, so I did. I imagine this guy as someone who would prob live in the town.

[x-nintendoprincessdaisy-x]

🌼• | Doctor Baby Daisy’s character model from Dr. Mario World. | •🌼

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Who is giving out these PhDs

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

Dr Baby Daisy didn’t go through seven years of study for you to shit-talk her

[charlesoberonn]

She literally didn’t go through seven years on this Earth.

[official-ralsei-blog]

uwu

OWO

[blackcatskulls]

@the-nyan-cat-x3

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

David Tennant Characters Ranked by How Slutty They Were

Tenth Doctor

10/10 (hehe)

Perfect slut. Fucked the Virgin Queen. Snogged Madame de Pompadour. Flirts with everyone.

Casanova

1000/10

World’s Greatest Lover. A sub. I don’t think this one needs too much explanation.

Peter Vincent

10000/10

Only wears leather. Shirtless half the movie. Kissed Anton Yelchin for no reason (okay I would too). Had a bunch of vampires crawling all over him in a slutty manner. Had fake vampire ladies crawling all over him for his tv show. Lives in Las Vegas.

Alec Hardy

1/10

Not a slut, but I’m giving him 1 point for when he awkwardly asked the hotel lady if she wanted to “stay with him” one night.

Peter Carlisle

100/10

Cuckolded David Morrissey. Sang and fucked at the same time. A lot of slutty dancing and singing. Slutty cop.

Scrooge McDuck

1000000000/10

Where do you think he actually got all that cash🤔. Has a money fetish. Got a tail that just won’t stop.

(This post is unfinished and will be completed by @sapphicprinceofice)

[dear-rat-boi]

First of all, I can’t believe you looped me into your shit.  Secondly:

Hamlet

Always three seconds away from fucking either Horatio or Ophelia depending on the scene.  He knew exactly what he was doing when he picked those outfits

100/10

Richard II

Kissed not one, but two (2) men, and was surrounded by a heard of boy toys.  Nails and hair always on point.  Those robes were Gucci

1,000/10

Benedick

JORTS

10,000/10

Crowley

His thighs give off the same energy as a college girl who got wasted off of three (3) Smirnoff Ices and tried to teach the only gay guys at the party how to drop ass in heels secretly hoping that one of them will make out with her... And that's just his thighs

100,000/10