one must imagine madeline happy

crosby, 23, they/them. dni under 18

[theweight]

rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good

[pjackk]

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

[3liza]

this website is a fucking shambles. im sorry to all the members of staff who follow me and are trying their best, i know youre trying your best with a big mess that was handed to you upon hiring, not something you built yourselves

but someone just told me my Submit a Post button, a built-in website feature that i have no control over except turning it off or on, is serving the tmblr equivalent of a 404

ok, so i went to @problemglyphs which is a sideblog of mine that i know has a functioning Submit a Post button that i have used in the past, hit the button, and found out the WORKING Submit a Post url is now this:

3liza.tumblr.com//submit. with two slashes. i dont know how you build site architecture that can parse that as a real url. im not a site engineer but i dont think that should be possible. my meatball menu Submit link goes to "tumblr.com/3liza/submit", which returns a 404. lmao

edit: i have just been informed this bug has been reported to the bug team, hooray

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

Post by @3liza · 1 image

💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[kikibabybunny]

[rabbitkinglune777]

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

[rabbitkinglune777]

South Carolina jury finds store owner not guilty of murder in killing of Black teen | CNN

A South Carolina jury on Monday found a store owner not guilty of murder in the 2023 shooting of a Black 14-year-old.

apparently the murder happened in 2023 after doing some research but the murderer has been found not guilty.

black children get murdered and become victims of hate crimes every fucking day. this is ridiculous

[rabbitkinglune777]

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[3liza]

IM HAVING TACHYUCARDIA

[femmeteryp0lka]

PJACKK RESURRECTED LIKE JESUS CHRIST???

[mousidy]

insane how many of you will just assume that a trans woman has a penis, and that it wouldn't be something she might have any dysphoria about

[mousidy]

[night-the-starfish]

Let your colors shine, markers and gouache.

[fairycosmos]

gender non conforming people being mocked for their whole lives for not looking like their birth gender until they finally say ok yeah youre right im not only for everyone to act shocked. neurodivergent people being mocked for their whole lives for acting outside the norm until they finally say yeah i am actually diagnosed in a way that makes me act outside the norm only for everyone to act shocked

[dogpuppy]

[maxknightley]

okay great post very funny. setting that aside for now. what the fuck are we even doing anymore vis-a-vis censoring screenshots of other social media. what even is that, a thermometer? a riding crop? a white cane? that cannot possibly be less effort than blacking out the word or even putting some other, more opaque emoji over it