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Here Noire, have a sleeping Uni with her head on your lap-

She’s gonna pet the little sister’s head. “You’ve earned a good nap, Uni.”

nepgeo replied to your post: “….Oh hey. 200 followers out of nowhere.” “Not...

Because Noire~Of course~

(I’ll never understand why tsunderes are popular.)

#esp when my noire is a ball of anxiety and overly pronounced perfectionism

“....Oh hey. 200 followers out of nowhere.”

“Not that I‘m surprised, of course, I am the best after all.”

#this blog is basically dead why are you all here

grapeflavoredsega:

“CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP–”

And while Noire’s shooting at him, another figure seems to be taking pot-shots at him with a sniper rifle. Hi, Zer0!

“OH GOD!” While he’s dodging sniper fire, a few of Noire’s shots nail him.

“You rang?” And of course she’s still shooting at him.

grapeflavoredsega:

Please do!

And there he goes. He’s trying to run for it.

Noire starts firing her pistol at the botboy. “You! Sicko! I’ll! Shoot! Your! Balls! Off! If! It’s! The! Last! Thing! I! Do!”

grapeflavoredsega:

Anonydeath is punted onto center stage.

“Wh-what? What’s going on here?”

Hi. I’m letting you guest star here SPECIFICALLY so that people can torment you! No icons, but whatever!

“Ohhhh no.”

“Can I shoot him in the nads?”

She is judging you, Neptune.

Mooom this big robot guy was bugging me about you and dad-

“I’ll deal with it.”

suddenlynepnep replied to your post: Hey would you fuck a book? Asking for a friend

“Uh, Noire, you sure you got your impressions right?”

“I’m really not in the mood to talk to any Neptune right now.”

no need to be rude its ok if you a little kinky

“I’m not being rude. You’re the one being rude for your assumptions.”

Noire's cheating on her partner with a book! Ooooooooo scandalous~

“Please consider the fact that Player One is sometimes a funny asshole to be an asshole, and that I’d never go behind Madoka’s back.”

Hey would you fuck a book? Asking for a friend

“I can be an immature brat too.” Noire then puts on her best Neptune impression. “Nooo~ But I boned your mom last night~~”

“Now then. That that’s out of the way, let’s talk like adults instead of acting like children. If you can find the brain capacity to do that, meet me in my office.”

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“…..She could have leaked your cosplay pictures, you know.”

blackheartednoire

“She didn’t though.”

thepurplebasilicom-archive

“Diary x Nowaru OTP.”

blackheartednoire

“If you know what’s good for you, you will run. Effective now. But I’m just warning you, if you do, I’ll torture you 10 times more when I find you.”

Awww Noire that was such a sweet love letter you wrote to the only person aside from Madoka who pays attention to your bitching. Gonna get married now?