whiny emo ballads

yo i'm maddy // 26 // she/her // aus // doing my best

[segamascott]

my me themed tumblr account

[wizardarchetypes]

okay facts to get out of the way:

i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.

obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.

that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.

[wizardarchetypes]

optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.

[wizardarchetypes]

glad to hear this is an anomaly of my own dashboard but i should've never posted this right before bed because i had vivid seroquel dreams last night that i was dating a rock

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[the-big-mood]

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[inprnt]

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

[aidashakur]

[goth-queen]

[anxietyproblem]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[zoesupreme]

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

[my-dailydreams]

[depsidase]