try not to think about it

my name is cara; welcome to this mess

[zooophagous]

The pet owners dilemma

Are you sick or just resting

Why won’t you eat

Are you dead or asleep… oh sorry you were asleep sorry I bugged you

What do you have in your mouth, oh God spit it out

[postmemes]

Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

When the young Gay enters the chrysalis phase before coming out. 

[arcanebond]

sext: i want to be good for your mental health

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.

[methhomework]

this is my favorite twitter account

[lostlegendaerie]

[silent-alien]

[dutchster]

if you bring a dog near me i’m sorry but i will pet it and talk to it like it’s a child and probably want to take it home

[buzzfeed]

If Disney Princesses Wore Actual Makeup by Loryn Brantz

[prof-grace-aspen]

THAT LAST ONE THOUGH

[adamjk]

[santo-dom-ingo]

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys 

[milieumarch]

I’d kill for one of those.

[twistedviper]

I think you’re missing the point

[yogvrt]

when i was like 14, i once wore contact lenses instead of glasses to school bc i had just learned how to put them on and i wanted to show them to my friends right, and this one guy goes and tells me “i thought girls were supposed to become beautiful when they stopped wearing glasses. something obviously went wrong with you” and that was??? so incredibly rude i wanted to cry but i just stood there not knowing what to say bc i honestly thought we were friends

but the girl sitting in front of him (who was also his crush, mind u) hears him and turns around with the most disgusted expression on her face, and calls him out on it like “omg i cant believe you said that have you even seen yourself in a mirror you have no right to tell her shit” and then she turns to me and says “dont listen to him, you look gorgeous with or without glasses” and she probably already forgot about that but i always remember it whenever i feel self-conscious about myself

so the moral of the story is: if u see someone being a jerk to someone else, dont laugh along and call them out on it. stick together and bring all the fuckboys down

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[bbuingbbuing]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

[bad-vegan-wolves]

“and all of a sudden you feel very small” damn right

[silk-floss]

IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED

[fhaun-deactivated]

please, if you are able, do what you can for the asiatic lion. donate, get involved, spread information. there are only about 300 left in the world, and they all live in Gir Forest National Park in India.

the african lion is also estimated to be extinct by 2050 due to habitat loss, sport hunting, and loss of their prey base to the bushmeat trade. these beautiful creatures could be extinct in our lifetime. the next generation may not ever have the chance to see these creatures, there will be no more cute lion vines, there will be no more documentaries, there will be no more zoos or sanctuaries containing lions. there will be no more lions.

if you have any love for nature, any love for animals, any love for life, and if you care at all about the permanent loss of a species, especially one so beautiful and iconic, if you care and if you are able, please donate to help save lions.

The Lion Conservation Fund

The African Wildlife Foundation

The World Wildlife Foundation

[blacking-out-thefriction]

me as a surgeon

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: takes out patients heart

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back