Dragon with a small hoard of plushies

play games, eat snacks, sled fast. they/it/he. 22. you can call me Beetle. plushie hoard count at 162.

[catcrumb]

[todays-xkcd]

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

Types of Tornado Alert [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A black and white silhouette of tornado approaching a house and a tree.] Title: Tornado Warning Caption: A Tornado has been detected; take shelter

[Hairbun looking at Cueball whilst pointing at a chart of presumably meteorological data.] Title: Tornado Watch Caption: Conditions are favorable for tornadoes to form

[Cueball looking around, presumably in a state of defense.] Title: Tornado Precaution Caption: Tornadoes happen sometimes, so be ready

[Cueball with a hand to his chin.] Title: Tornado Inkling Caption: No tornadoes yet, but we have a feeling

[Cueball looking up at some cumulus clouds, including a large one that vaguely resembles a funnel.] Title: Tornado Suspicion Caption: Weird clouds have been observed

[Cueball taken aback by two crows on a scythe stuck in a ground next to a human skull while bats fly around in a funnel shape.] Title: Tornado Premonition Caption: Tornado portents and omens have been observed

[Cueball thinking of a tornado.] Title: Tornado Recollection Caption: Tornadoes have occurred in the past

[Cueball sitting on a box in awe.] Title: Tornado Contemplation Cueball: Wow. Caption: Tornadoes are very big and powerful

[shencomix]

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[shencomix]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[kirachune]

ralseis beautiful eyes

[cheezydraws]

hiding in plain sight

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When I put on Hanfu, I suddenly realized that I'm a modern person.

(A growing trend among Hanfu enthusiasts is skipping elaborate traditional updos and pairing Hanfu with everyday modern hairstyles for daily wear. Many still opt for classic Hanfu hairstyles on special occasions such as visiting museums.)

[skryle]

they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[grootficguy]

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

[grootficguy]

it makes scents when you think about it

[blorp-o]

[flintyfae]

zine i made about being a boring queer!

nothing more natural than changing and evolving and learning and discovering things about yourself.

happy pride from this fat trans butch

[blignick]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......