Blackmare's FanTumblr Thingy

I'm a pro artist by trade. This is my not!professional-life Tumblr. Art, fanfic, links to my LJ and DW accounts. I write House fic, focused on House and Wilson. Also love old-school Dr. Who; Justified; Burn Notice; sometimes NCIS; Muppets; Duran...

[cowboyhudsons]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

hey so i found out that not a bunch of people knew about this handy thing

but you can post anonymously on AO3!!! here’s how it works:

post it under this collection

everyone sees this work under “Anonymous” but you see your own work as “Anonymous [Your Username]”

the fic is STILL connected to your account, but nobody can trace it back to you + you still get comments in your inbox!

“is it like “Orphan”? 

nope! it’s not! the difference is when you Orphan a work, it’s no longer connected to your account and you can’t get alerts/comments.

“can I de-anon my work?”

yes you can! you can de-anon your work any time you want. all you have to do is remove your work from the anonymous collection!

if you are shy about posting, or scared of having a work connected back to your account, or even participating in an anon fest, this is PERFECT!

[edgeoflight]

Also, you can reply to comments; it will show your name as “Anonymous Creator.” 

[topwizzynum]

This is a thing omg

[blackmare-9]

I’ve been using AO3 for years and didn’t know this!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Boy I sure am glad none of you are dumb enough to be reblogging anti voting propaganda in the middle of an election year.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

I’m serious. I’m sick of seeing good people, people I know and respect, reblogging things like “this is just proof that voting does nothing” and “things you can do besides vote/alternatives to voting”. I’m sick of seeing so called “leftist Tumblr” making posts actively encouraging people not to vote. Voting gave us Reagan. Voting gave us Bush. Voting gave us 4 years of Donald Trump and it’ll give us 4 years more if you decide to stay home. VOTING CAUSED THIS HELL YEAR. Either you claim that power for yourself or you give it to the enemy and the enemy has already proven what they can do with it. FUCKING VOTE YOU ASSHOLES.

[sniperct]

If voting didn't matter, why are they trying so damn hard to prevent so many people from voting?

[disc80s]

important!

I haven’t seen this on here so I thought I might share:

The EARN IT Bill Is the Government’s Plan to Scan Every Message Online

Imagine an Internet where the law required every message sent to be read by government-approved scanning software. Companies that handle suc

Letter to US Senate Judiciary Committee: Reject the EARN IT Act, S. 3398 | Human Rights Watch

The Honorable Lindsey Graham

There isn’t a petition for this yet (as far as I know) but sign the #JunkTerrorBillNow petition

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Contacting your reps directly will do literally so much more than signing a petition, and it really doesn't take that much longer.

[browsethestacks]

The Ballpoint Pen Art Of Patrick Onyekwere

[nijadiva]

[goldenlust]

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

anyone know the artist?

[christel-thoughts]

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

[fatalperfume-deactivated2015061]

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

[captainsolocide]

Before I start, I want to say that I have too much time on my hands and I am probably reading too much into this. This is purely speculation. That was your warning, proceed at your own caution:

So I’m watching House M.D. 1.07 Fidelity, and House is asking the patient’s husband if there is any possibility his wife has ever had an affair, cause the disease she has could be transmitted through sex, and the husband doesn’t have the disease. So House is listing different scenarios it would have been easy to cheat and he says “A weekend you were out of town, after a big fight where she ran off to her friend’s house, a stupid Christmas party” and the Christmas one gave me pause. Are Christmas parties a common cheating situation? I’ve never heard that. It’s oddly specific, and House says “stupid” almost as if it’s personal, and if I remember correctly, during the scene, he looks down when he says the Christmas one, almost as if he’s…guilty?

Well that’s weird. He’s talking about cheating during Christmas, and seems almost guilty about it. Now, two episodes ago was the Christmas episode, and, if you remember, at the end Wilson asks House if he wants to come over to his house for Christmas dinner. House is confused cause Wilson is Jewish, and Wilson says whatever, there’ll be food and people. House declines, and Wilson then goes on to suggest that he go over to House’s place, and when House wonders about Wilson’s wife, he deflects and says he doesn’t want to talk about it. In the last scene of the episode, we see Wilson and House presumably at House’s apartment eating Chinese food, laughing, having a good time in an oddly romantic-esque montage but that’s a whole other post. 

Now, I’m not saying what I’m saying, but if I was saying what I’m saying….well, and enby can dream.

[yawndaime]

hey i know we’re tired of change.org but julius jones is on death row and has been wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years so it really cannot hurt to sign this petition

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[blackmare-9]

Nah, they’re miracle bugs. God loves them, so he makes them able to WALK ON WATER.

[charliewrites99]

Did we as a fandom just forget that House said that his and Wilson's song is My heart will go on by Celine Dion. It was said in a joke, but was it REALLY?

[blackmare-9]

The things House says to Wilson are jokes, but the moment Wilson seriously considers any of them, they will stop being jokes, immediately. Like:

“We’ve really gotta get you laid. If I have to plow that furrow myself, so be it.”

And when Wilson claims he’d rather have dinner with his wife than with House, if only she were speaking to him:

“Unlike her, I could make it worth your while.”

He even does it when Wilson isn’t actually there, as when hallucination!Amber asks why he thinks he’s seeing Wilson’s dead girlfriend:

“Probably because of my secrtet and VERY unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom.”

These are just a few I remember well enough to quote with some accuracy. Anyone care to add others?

[cuddyclothes]

Liberal Redneck - Progress in Rural America

[bunjywunjy]

Do you have any cursed facts about deer? They are my favorite animal.

there’s an entire subset of deer that have sabre fangs instead of antlers!

this is because the very earliest deer on the planet had both antlers AND fangs, but over time deer diverged into two separate lineages that had either antlers OR fangs and they’re both still around today!

[thealogie]

THIS ALSO LITERALLY HAPPENED 2 ME FEELS GOOD TO VENT LOOK AT HIS FACE IN THE LAST TWO THANK YOU 

[lincoln-still-sucks]

You literally can’t tell me they aren’t madly in love

[lincoln-still-sucks]

Yeah we all have a million hilson headcanons that we can agree on, but I don’t think a single one of us can agree on what their love languages are

I say House’s is physical affection, and Wilson’s is acts of service but honestly I’m not sure what I think

[blackmare-9]

Sounds accurate to me. I’d add that there’s one love language they share, which is: FOOD.

[deelaundry]

RSL Quotes Trivia Game

Which of the items below are actual quotes from Robert Sean Leonard and which are made up?

“After I saw the original production of this musical I went directly to Colony Records, purchased the tape, and then wore it out in my Walkman. I am deeply honored to be here.”

“Homina homina homina.”

“Honey, try doing Iceman Cometh. You wind up counting the people who stay.”

“I grew up watching the Public Theater and Shakespeare in the park and Marion Seldes. I mean, I may as well be gay.”

“I ride my bike home from the theater, watch Leno and on the weekends go grocery shopping.  I mean, I spend Sunday cutting up fruit salad for the week.”

“I think Shakespeare hated young men. That’s my theory, I think he went into bars, and they were mean to him, and he wrote roles like Claudio, and Romeo, and Edmund, Edgar I mean. They are all horrible, horrible roles.”

“I’m comparing my family to tarantulas is what I’m doing.”

“If I don’t work for a few days, I don’t even change out of my paja­mas, let alone deal with other people. My girlfriend and I are afraid that we’re going to disappear.”

“If you want to offer me a job, I’ll go to Seattle.”

“My girlfriend likes cheap candy like Russell Stover, so I’ll get her those chocolates and a bunch of little things for Valentine’s Day this year. She’s like a 7-year-old in that way.”

“Patrick Dempsey es muy feo.”

“When did TV Guide get so big? Didn’t it used to be like the size of Readers’ Digest?”

[just-hilson-things]

i wouldn’t be surprised if all of them were said by him, but 11, 10, 7, and 2 were totally. maybe the 4th too? lol

[cuddyclothes]

I recognize a lot of them. But I don’t think he said 11 and 3. 10 could be the real thing.

[blackmare-9]

He did indeed say, “Patrick Dempsey es muy feo.” It was when someone asked if he watched Grey’s Anatomy. I don’t recognize all of these but I would bet you ten internet dollars they’re all genuine.