Black Milk

21. England. 🍑🍆

[memewhore]

[cozza-frenzy]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[bugshroom]

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

[elnerdo19v2]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[segamascott]

hey man thanks again for putting your boner in me

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[sourdough-seal]

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[trollunge]

you can be both an ethereal faerie dream girl and a horrid little dirt gremlin creature. the duality of woman

[anxietyproblem]

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[kit-williams]

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

[lilacstarshine6]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame