No, no, how many zeros exactly?

◺Roman Roy, 38◹ ◸Author is 18+, MDNI◿

[blacksheepbillionaire]

↘ Roman Roy ↙

Logan Roy's favorite fuck up. What do you want?

↘ Things to Consider ↙

❗❗Minors Do Not Interact❗❗

Roman Roy is a fucked up, disgusting, slimepuppy, slut of a man. He has a fucked up relationship with everything - his and others emotions, physical and non physical intimacy. He wants to fuck his girlfriend while she plays dead, and makes casual deflecting sex jokes towards his family members. If you're not kosher with interacting with a character like that, that's fine. Move on, thanks!

With this in mind, this character is not really nice! Sorry!

History

Roman is 38, recently moved back to his Manhattan penthouse. Between positions. Sort of. Don't ask about it, he won't answer you. Has a live-in personal chef.

Multi-Universe

This account is run with separate universes in mind unless otherwise decided upon.

In this account's main canon that I operate under, Roman is in a polyamorous relationship with two partners. Do not get it twisted, any of his partner's partners are his co-workers in the relationship, they are not his partners. #penthousetrio

Selfshippers

Hey hey motherfuckers. You're all welcome here, yes even you, even the ones you don't think I'll interact with.

PS

This account is manned by an 18+ year old, refer to me with kindness and we will get along. I'm liberal with the block button :) I'm here to have a good time

↗ Signed, Roman Roy ↖

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

I understand, but ouch.

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Does the little baby need someone to get her tissues again?

[flaminghothero]

Hey, Sulphur-breath, are we still on for dinner Sunday night?

As if I'd ever miss out on a chance to annoy you~

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Oh please, like you have the ability to get under my skin. Have you met my siblings?

[flaminghothero]

Have you met mine? I'm reliably the most annoying person they know~

[blacksheepbillionaire]

No and thank god for that, I can only imagine what dealing with a second you entails.

[flaminghothero]

Sue is nothing like me actually, she's "mature" and "responsible" and a "world-leader" or whatever 🙄🙄🙄

There's only one Johnny Storm 😎😎😎

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Thank fuck

[flaminghothero]

Hey, Sulphur-breath, are we still on for dinner Sunday night?

As if I'd ever miss out on a chance to annoy you~

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Oh please, like you have the ability to get under my skin. Have you met my siblings?

[flaminghothero]

Have you met mine? I'm reliably the most annoying person they know~

[blacksheepbillionaire]

No and thank god for that, I can only imagine what dealing with a second you entails.

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

"the truth of the matter is it's never going back so you have to get over it" imagine telling this to the person you care about 😔

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Didn't we put you to bed? Who gave you your phone back?

@flaminghothero The lightest weight woman on the planet and we give her phone back after 3 glasses of wine? Presumably you're asking for every thought she's ever had to be dumped online like horny 14 year old

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

More dance practice today. I'm still bruised from last time.

ugh

[blacksheepbillionaire]

If this is some elaborate ruse to get out of dinner tonight, I see right through you Rabbit.

[flaminghothero]

Hey, Sulphur-breath, are we still on for dinner Sunday night?

As if I'd ever miss out on a chance to annoy you~

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Oh please, like you have the ability to get under my skin. Have you met my siblings?

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

embarrassing to bite your tongue hard enough to make it bleed at dinner

[blacksheepbillionaire]

That was THE fucking highlight of dinner!

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

"Come on, time to stop moping. Get dressed we're doing dinner."

Bunny sniffles, standing in sweats and an oversized shirt.

"Can we just eat in, instead?"

[blacksheepbillionaire]

"Whatever it takes for you to stop sobbing. You look homeless, by the way, driver's not taking you looking like that." He steps inside and kicks the door shut, pushing her back towards her bedroom.

"Go on, make yourself presentable and then we'll go get whatever your pretty little heart desires."

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

"Okay, okay, fine, stop," Bunny sighs and retreats back to her bedroom to change. When she returns, she's in jeans and a worn out hoodie.

"Happy, your highness?"

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Roman rolls his eyes and gives her a once over. She genuinely looks like she's seen better days and it's a massive effort to not continue to snark at her.

"Yeah, yes, you look fine. Come on, let's go. Staying the night, yes?" He puts his hands back on her shoulders and squeezes before directing her back out of her room. Roman wants to be out of her personal space.

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

"Come on, time to stop moping. Get dressed we're doing dinner."

Bunny sniffles, standing in sweats and an oversized shirt.

"Can we just eat in, instead?"

[blacksheepbillionaire]

"Whatever it takes for you to stop sobbing. You look homeless, by the way, driver's not taking you looking like that." He steps inside and kicks the door shut, pushing her back towards her bedroom.

"Go on, make yourself presentable and then we'll go get whatever your pretty little heart desires."

[blacksheepbillionaire]

You are 5 feet away from me

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

I shan't. I won't. I'm stronger than that.

[blacksheepbillionaire]

You're really not. You're as petty and terrible as the rest of us, what are you so scared of, huh?

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

you are the worst go back to work!!!!

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Right.

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

🥲

I forgot

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Yeah yeah rabbit, fuck off

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

I shan't. I won't. I'm stronger than that.

[blacksheepbillionaire]

You're really not. You're as petty and terrible as the rest of us, what are you so scared of, huh?

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

you are the worst go back to work!!!!

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Right.

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

I shan't. I won't. I'm stronger than that.

[blacksheepbillionaire]

You're really not. You're as petty and terrible as the rest of us, what are you so scared of, huh?

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

not sure I can justify spending this much on coffee again but :) oh well @blacksheepbillionaire

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Buying you coffee shortly before asking you to explain anything is a fucking - remember this for next time - horrendous idea.

[bunnysbirdbrigade]

I dont think I can go through this again so soon

[blacksheepbillionaire]

Quit being dramatic. You had three glasses of wine at dinner. Go to bed.

[rnkxii]

i cant let go of him ....