Hallucination, accede my needs!

Olive || 25 || The vacuum cleaner ||

[margarettherelentless]

[juicedfox]

commission for @jon-withnoh of kerstin ibald’s mrs danvers !

[pien-art]

“Rest” Inspired by this painting called “Homecoming” by Bühler.

(click image for optimal quality)

prints available here !

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

[laurbailey]

@pscentral event 22: 2023 wrapped (xx) ↳ THE GREAT ROSAMUND PIKE SPIRAL (aka what me & hella spent oct-dec watching)

[ashleysjohnson]

@pscentral event 22: 2023 wrapped

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. The Wheel of Time (2021 -) (in/sp)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[lilietsblog]

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

[math-is-magic]

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

[moxyphinx]

when you see your secret wife for the first time in months but you're in public and supposed to hate each other

[diver5ion]

[qmliberteedit]

𝕸𝖔𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖉𝖆𝖎 𝖎𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖎𝖒𝖊 (2x07)

[rowyndodendron]

Moiraine Reflecting

Season 2, Episode 4

[wilderficreblogs]

which y/n stereotype are you?

[blacksmokieee25]

Mine is the unpopular nerd thing :))))))))

[kcrabb88]

Grammarly: you don’t need a comma here

Me: I DO need a comma here, it’s about the  RHYTHM

[ruinedchildhood]

[annakarenina]

[lucyintheskywithxanax]

@blacksmokieee25 us

[blacksmokieee25]

Tomorrow is Monday again i wanna cry 😭

[juliette-paxton-deactivated2022]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifs :)

thank you but i'm lazy so i'll just tag them

1. journaling

2. reading

3. my boyfriend

4. my moots

5. pinterest

@try-cry-why-try

@nevilleismywhore

@magic-is-beauty

@fightingdragonswithreid

@lantsovheart

@katherinespetrova

@themarauderswhore

@xunxunny

@andromedas-star

[lucyintheskywithxanax]

Thanks for tagging me @goodegrrrl and @cordeliass ❤️

1. Starting a new book/tv show and just knowing that it’s going to become your new obsession

2. Walks

3. Friends and family

4. Traveling

5. Night skies

Tagging friends instead because I’m lazy @blacksmokieee25 @ka-s @thesupremeswife @pluied-ete @stayevildarling @minaslittleone @mckennamayfairgoode

[blacksmokieee25]

Thank you for tagging me @lucyintheskywithxanax ❤️

1. Music

2. Cinema

3. Food

4. Dogs

5. Asmr videos

[blacksmokieee25]

❤️🥰💕😘💐💖

Why are you ambushing me with hearts and flower?

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