whatever this thing is

whatever this thing is...it's good so rather then me describing it to you just...look i guess

[krisjennerpeacesign-deactivated]

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

[artsyartichoke]

[amorphous-melo]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[chodyfoster]

“There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child”

her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

[coolnicegirl]

amazing

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

[lazyexceptwhencooking]

[best-of-memes]

[forthosewhocravefashion]

[mcsqu1bb]

Sometimes, your fans can be worse than the people who hate you.

I can’t believe that this is a thing. I seriously CANNOT believe that this is a thing and is happening.

This is, by far, one of the WORST things a fandom could ever do.

What gives a complete stranger the right to harass a famous person’s significant other?

Especially a youtuber’s?

It’s downright disgusting and pitiful when a fan attacks the wife/girlfriend of a famous internet personality.

Calling them names.

Belittling their contributions to the fandom of their significant other.

SENDING THEM FUCKING DEATH THREATS.

If you get joy from harassing these poor women, then you are a horrible person and not a true fan.

[bathory-motives-blog]

Did your momma name you Timbaland you dumbass?

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[frederick-the-great]

I like how in America English boys are seen as classy and sexy because in South Europe they are seen as drunk lobsters who break stuff in bars. 

[leavinpuzzlesunsolved-deactivat]

When you figure out a plot twist before it happens

[sandandglass]

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

[sailor-mooon]

…..πάντα

[pandamiglio-deactivated20200626]

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

[haleycue-deactivated20160912]

Dying

[ihateblackveilbrides-blog]

x

[wanktissue-deactivated20121125]

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

[the-uppity-b]

this gets funnier as the years go by