Gram Smoker's Dracula

[cieledheart]

[segamascott]

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[symptomsoflettinggo]

dude last night was a mourning dove caught in a telephone wire

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

[segamascott]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[sleepygayart]

[konoko]

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[fashionmajor]

i miss the collective high from when luigi allegedly killed the healthcare ceo and also when charlie got kirked like can we have another round of something like that pls?

[corpsemo]

[insecuregodcomplex]

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly