Peter's phone screen is perpetually broken. He doesn't even try to fix it at this point and just reads between the cracks (his friends consider it another superpower)
Tony uses hand lotion and lip balm obsessively. He may forget to eat but his sensory issues won't let him forget his chapped lips
Steve doesn't trust dishwashers, even when Tony explains the science and why they're actually cleaner
Natasha stretches constantly. Whenever she's bored, tired, standing around. The conversation gets dull and the next thing you know she's touching her toes
Bucky is actually very funny but he always has a dry, straight-faced delivery so nobody knows he's joking. He gets sad when no one laughs
Bruce apologizes to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. He bumps into them a lot.
Clint needs reading glasses but he simply refuses this fact and instead squints at everything
Thor loves reality TV but doesn't really understand the concept. Either thinks it's the news or a soap opera. His favourite is Dance Moms
Steve has a piggy bank filled with just pennies and is really proud of it. Tony once gave him a penny from 1918 for his birthday and it is still his favourite present
Peter has a ton of commercials memorized and always repeats them when they come on. Including around others when he can hear them but most people aren't even aware the TV has any volume ("it tastes awful and it works", he says out of nowhere, while the Avengers all stare at him eat another forkful of spaghetti)
Bucky hates being perceived and once almost choked to death in public because he just let himself suffocate for a bit. Silently coughing and panicking
Tony hates Bob Ross. It freaks him out how nice and effortlessly talented he is
Natasha adds hot sauce to everything
Clint usually eats kids cereal for breakfast. Especially the chocolate kinds
Steve makes his bed every morning and silently judges those who don't (Tony)
$ log - the avengers reactions to your new, shaved look!
$ warn --sfw --suggestive --gn!reader
$ wc -w 1.1k
$ cd masterlist
$ echo “am i late to the function chat. this has been stewing in my drafts” > authors-note.txt
steve is supportive of all your actions. even your wrongdoings.
Steve is a "yes man" when it comes to your happiness.
He wants to be the supportive, perfect boyfriend, so he won't tell you he's actually a little bummed out.
He’s a traditional guy, and he liked the way things were.
He’s not going to argue with you because he thinks that’s ungentlemanly. But he’s definitely going to be a little more clingy and quiet about it for a few days while he processes the change.
"If it makes you happy, then it's the right thing to do, sweetheart — truly. It just — " He trails off, a tiny, wounded pout forming on his lips.
natasha thinks you’re going through a breakdown
Nat is a spy, so her first instinct is to look for a motive or a sign of trauma.
She’s scanning you for a reason why you’d suddenly change something so intimate.
She’s caught in a weird mix of being supportive of your choice but also feeling a massive sense of loss because she actually loved the original look. It’s a mix of "I'm here for you" and "Why the hell did you ruin perfection?"
"You... you did what? Are you okay? Did someone hurt you? Because if this was some kind of impulsive mid life crisis, we need to talk about your mental state immediately."
tony digs your new, aerodynamic look
Tony is all about the high end, polished look.
He’s a guy who loves sleek tech and expensive finishes, so to him, this is just a sleek upgrade.
He’s not mourning the "wild" look; he’s just busy admiring the new, aerodynamic landscape.
He uses his flirting to make sure you feel sexy about it, even if he was a little surprised by the sudden change.
"Smooth, huh? Well, damn, baby — you certainly know how to make an entrance. Don't mind me, just taking a mental and maybe a physical inventory of the new landscape." He gives you a slow, appreciative wink, his eyes dancing with flirtatious mischief.
bruce also is supportive. he just sees more well-put than steve.
Bruce is the ultimate "gentle giant." He wants to be the most non judgmental partner on the planet, so he’ll support you no matter what.
He’ll tell you it’s great even if he’s secretly a little sad about the loss of the natural look.
He’s just trying to be a good guy and make sure you don't feel weird about it, but you can tell by that awkward grin that he's struggling.
"Oh! It's fine! Really! It looks great, truly." He offers a simple, warm grin, though his eyes hold a flicker of melancholy, much like a loyal Labrador watching its owner pick up a new, strange toy.
bucky is fucking pissed.
Bucky is a man who has lost almost everything, and he clings to the tactile realities of his life. He’s a man who has lived through the grit and the grime of war.
To him, that "jungle" was a part of your natural, unadulterated self, and seeing it feels like you've stripped away something primal and real.
His rage isn't directed at you, but at the perceived loss of that wildness; he feels like you've stripped away a part of your essence to satisfy some arbitrary standard.
He's absolutely livid that the "jungle" he loved so much has been replaced by something so sterile.
"Are you fucking kidding me?! You just — you just wiped it all out? Why the hell would you do that?!" His eyes flash with a terrifying, unbridled rage, his jaw clenched so tight you can almost hear the bone grinding.
(He looks like an angry kitten)
thor is disappointed and wishes your bush safe journeys to valhalla.
Thor doesn't do "subtle."
To him, your body is like some epic mythological landscape, and he viewed your natural hair as a lush, glorious forest.
Shaving it feels like a massive, unnecessary renovation to a sacred site.
He’s not judging you, he’s just genuinely disappointed that the "forest" has been levelled into an unadorned wasteland!
It was a forest of divine splendor, and now it is but a barren field!
"Why, fair maiden, would you dethrone your virtue temple and my heavenly treat like so? It was a forest of divine splendour!"
sam doesn’t believe you. he watched you fail diy bangs.
Sam is a man who has seen you at your most chaotic, and he has zero patience for the idea that you suddenly became a master of precision grooming.
He knows your history of impulsive, messy decisions like the time you tried to give yourself bangs and ended up looking like a lopsided trapezium.
He doesn't believe you actually achieved a smooth finish; in his head, he's already picturing you accidentally nicking yourself or leaving a weird, patchy mess behind.
He’s teasing you to hide the fact that he’s actually a little sceptical of your coordination, basically waiting for the moment you admit you botched the whole thing.
"Wait, wait, wait — you actually did it? You didn't just mess up a trim and end up with a lopsided mohawk this time? You actually went full smooth? Girl, please tell me you didn't leave a landing strip in the middle of all that." He lets out a loud, sceptical laugh, shaking his head.
clint is pissed too except his excuse is that he joined a circus.
Clint’s reaction is pure circus brat logic. He spent his life around the messy and unpolished energy of performers, so he associates "realness" with a bit of a wild, unkempt look.
To him, the natural state was the "main event," and by shaving, you've basically turned a high stakes, gritty performance into a sanitised routine. He's not actually mad at you, he's just annoyed that the "show" lost its edge.
"Are you serious? You levelled the whole damn forest? Look, I grew up in a circus, okay? You don't go to the big top to see a sterile, manicured floor you go for the grit and the raw energy! You just turned a wild act into a boring goddamn parade!”
$ tag @twentytomidnight @i-gotta-go-so-much-bigger @froggibus
How they react when you are angry with them (Part.1)
Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Peter Parker (Tom H.), Stephen Strange & Thor Odinson
I'm back in my MCU era, thanks to Agatha All Along, so expect a lot of MCU headcanons, feel free to request those!
Tony Stark
- When you’re angry with Tony, he’s a little stunned. He’s used to being able to charm his way through things or brush issues off with a joke, but the moment he realizes you’re genuinely upset, he feels the ground shift a little. Tony’s mind races, calculating what he did wrong, and for a second, he considers ignoring the problem—but not with you. You mean too much to him, and he can’t stand the idea of pushing you further away.
- He doesn’t immediately know how to apologize, so he leans into his classic defense mechanism: humor. He’ll try to make you laugh, throwing out quips, hoping you’ll crack a smile. When that doesn’t work, he gets a little awkward, mumbling things like, “This is why I avoid real feelings, you know?” as he fumbles through an apology. He’s not used to admitting fault, but with you, he’s learning to swallow his pride.
- Tony goes all out when he realizes he needs to make it up to you. He’ll throw himself into making amends, maybe even a little too extravagantly. Expect some grand, over-the-top gesture—a private jet to Paris, a limited-edition piece of tech he’s been tinkering on, or a fancy dinner in some exclusive place with an outfit he’s bought just for the occasion. He’s not subtle, and he knows it, but he’ll do anything if it means a smile from you.
- When the big gestures don’t work, he takes a different approach. He shows up at your door, looking strangely vulnerable, with something small and meaningful. Maybe it’s a handwritten letter he’s scribbled out, confessing how much he hates it when things aren’t okay between you two. It’s raw, real, and completely unlike Tony, but he means every word. This time, he wants to show that he’s willing to put the ego aside for you.
- Once you finally let him back in, Tony wraps you in his arms and doesn’t let go. He’ll joke that he’s not letting you get mad at him again, and maybe throw in a flirty quip about “testing his limits,” but there’s something deeper there too. Being loved by you has changed him, and he’s willing to work on himself for the first time in a long time. With you, Tony’s found a softness he didn’t know he had, and he’s not going to risk losing it.
Steve Rogers
- Steve Rogers doesn’t like conflict, especially not with you. When he realizes you’re angry, he immediately wants to address it and resolve it, hoping it won’t escalate. He tries to have a calm, level-headed conversation, but he can see that maybe it’s too soon. Steve’s patient, though; he’ll give you space if you need it, even if it pains him to let go for a while.
- While you’re cooling off, Steve takes time to reflect, replaying the situation in his mind, wondering where he went wrong. He’s his own worst critic and can be hard on himself, especially when it comes to you. He’ll try to see things from your perspective, understanding that sometimes his old-fashioned sense of right and wrong can be rigid. He’s willing to bend if it’s what’s needed to bridge the gap between you.
- When he approaches you again, he’s soft-spoken and earnest, offering a sincere apology. There are no excuses, no justifications—just him, owning up to whatever hurt you. His gaze doesn’t leave yours; he wants you to know he truly means it. And as he speaks, he promises he’ll do better, vowing to always listen to you and consider your feelings.
- To make it up to you, Steve chooses something simple but thoughtful, probably something he knows you love. It could be as quiet as a walk through your favorite park or as gentle as a handwritten note tucked into a book you’re reading. Steve understands that sometimes, it’s the little things that mean the most. He’ll give you the space to talk, letting you vent if you need to, always steady, always attentive.
- Once the air clears, Steve is more affectionate than usual, holding your hand, pressing soft kisses to your forehead, grateful to be back in your good graces. He values trust deeply and doesn’t take your forgiveness for granted. Steve knows relationships take work, and he’s fully committed to making it work with you, one respectful conversation at a time.
Natasha Romanoff
- Natasha doesn’t like it when things are off between you two, but she’s used to people being mad at her. Initially, she tries to shrug it off, acting like she doesn’t care, maybe even trying to ignore it. But you’re different. You’re not just anyone; you’re someone she actually trusts, and seeing you upset with her hits her hard.
- Natasha is far more comfortable dealing with enemies than emotional confrontations, so when she finally comes to you, she does it in a roundabout way. She might casually ask, “Are we good?” as if it’s not a big deal, but the nervous tension in her voice betrays her. She’s not great at apologies, so her attempt is awkward but sincere. It’s clear she’s trying, even if she doesn’t always have the words.
- To make it up to you, Natasha doesn’t go for big gestures but rather something deeply personal. She’ll take you to a place she loves—a quiet spot on a rooftop, a hidden café she discovered, somewhere she can let her guard down. She’s careful, almost shy, as she opens up a little about herself, sharing stories she rarely tells. In her own way, she’s letting you know how much she values you.
- Natasha doesn’t usually do comfort, but she’ll go out of her way to make you feel loved and safe. Maybe she’ll surprise you with breakfast or bring you something she knows you’ve been wanting. She pays attention, after all, even if she doesn’t always show it. Little by little, she’ll find ways to let you know that she’s there, committed to making things right.
- When you finally forgive her, Natasha breathes a sigh of relief, leaning in for a hug that lasts a beat longer than usual. She’s not big on words, but she’ll whisper something soft and sincere, just for you. Natasha’s fiercely protective, and after a falling-out, she’s even more attuned to making sure you feel cared for. She’ll stay close, a steady presence at your side, her quiet way of showing just how much she values you.
Bruce Banner
- When you’re angry with Bruce, he’s instantly anxious, worried he’s done something terribly wrong. Conflict isn’t his strong suit, and he’s painfully aware of his capacity for anger. He’s cautious, almost timid, when he realizes you’re upset, giving you space and time. He doesn’t want to make things worse or risk saying the wrong thing.
- Bruce spends time overthinking the situation, dissecting every detail. He questions himself, often getting caught in a loop of self-blame, wondering if he’s ever really been suited for a relationship. But even though he’s scared of confrontation, he values you too much to leave things unresolved. He wants to show you that he’s willing to work through whatever the issue is.
- When he finally comes to you, Bruce’s apology is soft, heartfelt, and a little self-deprecating. He’ll stumble through his words, not wanting to sound defensive, and there’s an earnestness in his gaze as he tries to convey just how much he wants to make things right. He’s not perfect, but he’s open to listening and doing better.
- To make it up to you, Bruce goes for something intimate and personal. He knows you appreciate small gestures, so he’ll show up with something that reflects his feelings for you—maybe a small book he thinks you’d love, or a little experiment from the lab that made him think of you. He’s shy about it, maybe a little embarrassed, but it’s his way of showing he cares.
- When you finally forgive him, Bruce visibly relaxes, wrapping you in a hug as if he never wants to let go. He’s careful, soft, and almost tentative, savoring the warmth of your embrace. Bruce cherishes the trust you give him and is deeply grateful to have someone willing to weather his insecurities. He might even joke, “You’re way too patient with me,” but the gratitude in his voice is genuine.
Clint Barton
- When Clint realizes you’re angry with him, his first reaction is a mix of regret and a slight laugh. He can’t believe he’s managed to mess things up this badly with you, of all people. He knows he tends to joke around a bit too much, so he tries to laugh it off at first, but when he sees how serious you are, his grin fades. He’ll look a bit awkward, rubbing the back of his neck, knowing he’s got some work to do.
- Clint’s never been one to give big, elaborate apologies. Instead, he’ll pull you aside, speaking quietly and genuinely. He’ll admit that he messed up, explaining that sometimes he forgets to take things seriously or considers others’ feelings the way he should. It’s a simple, heartfelt apology, showing his honest side that not many people get to see.
- Once he’s apologized, Clint is all about making you laugh. He’ll start cracking jokes, doing his best impressions, and even pull some ridiculous faces just to get a reaction out of you. Clint knows humor is his best weapon, and he’s shameless about using it if it means making things right. He’s determined not to let you stay mad at him for long, no matter what it takes.
- When his jokes don’t quite cut it, Clint switches gears and puts effort into something he knows will mean a lot to you. He’s a guy who pays attention to the little things, so he’ll show up with your favorite takeout, a warm blanket, or maybe even a funny book he picked up just for you. He knows that it’s the small gestures that can speak volumes.
- After things settle down, Clint wraps you in a warm, comfortable hug, one arm wrapped around your shoulder, making you feel like everything’s back to normal. He’ll joke about how lucky he is that you put up with him, throwing in a wink, but there’s a hint of seriousness behind his words. Clint doesn’t take his relationships for granted, and he’s grateful you’re in his life, even when he messes up.
Bucky Barnes
- Bucky’s heart sinks when he sees that you’re angry. He’s used to pushing people away, and now that he’s got you, he’s terrified of losing you over a misunderstanding. Bucky’s first instinct is to retreat, his mind already whispering that maybe he doesn’t deserve this, doesn’t deserve you. He’ll avoid confrontation if he can, hoping things might smooth over on their own.
- But when he realizes he needs to talk to you, he’s hesitant, nervous, almost as if he’s bracing himself for rejection. Bucky approaches you carefully, speaking in a low, almost shy voice. He struggles with apologies, but he looks you in the eyes, opening up about how hard he finds it to express his feelings. He’s used to running, and being with you is the first time he’s tried not to.
- Bucky tries to make it up to you in the most low-key, thoughtful way possible. He’s not one for grand gestures, but he’ll do something meaningful and heartfelt, like leaving you a note explaining how much you mean to him or bringing you something that he knows you love. He’s nervous about whether it’ll be enough, hoping you can see the sincerity in his actions.
- When he feels things softening between you, Bucky relaxes just a little, offering his support in any way you need. He’ll stay close, maybe cooking a meal for you or sitting quietly with you, sharing a comfortable silence. He wants you to know that he’s there, without needing to say much, because he’s always believed that actions speak louder than words.
- When you finally forgive him, Bucky is beyond relieved. He’s more open with his affection, drawing you into a tight embrace, his touch lingering as if he’s afraid to let go. He knows he doesn’t have many people he can count on, but he’s grateful that he can count on you. Bucky’s still working on believing he deserves happiness, but having you in his life makes him want to try.
Sam Wilson
- Sam immediately notices when you’re angry, and his first instinct is to find out what’s going on. He’s straightforward and doesn’t like tension hanging in the air, so he’ll ask, “Alright, what did I do?” in his calm, genuine way, hoping you’ll be willing to talk it out. He’s good at reading people, but he wants to hear it from you directly.
- Sam listens intently when you explain what’s bothering you, nodding and giving you his full attention. He’s respectful and thoughtful, making sure you know he understands where you’re coming from. He’s not the type to dodge blame; if he’s at fault, he’ll own up to it right away. There’s no defensiveness, no excuses—just an honest desire to make things right.
- To make it up to you, Sam takes you on a simple, meaningful outing—something where the two of you can connect and have fun. He’s all about shared experiences, so maybe it’s a long walk, a favorite food spot, or even a small adventure he’s planned just for you. He’s careful, attentive, making sure the focus is on you and helping you feel valued.
- When things calm down, Sam offers a mix of humor and reassurance, wrapping his arm around your shoulder and promising to do better. He’ll look you in the eyes and say something like, “I don’t like seeing you mad. Tell me if I mess up again.” He’s genuine and open, showing you he wants to grow from this experience and be a better partner.
- Once everything’s back to normal, Sam goes the extra mile, making sure you’re laughing and relaxed. He’s always there to lift you up, pulling you in for a warm, affectionate hug and giving you his full, unwavering attention. Sam’s presence is solid, reassuring, and he’ll make sure you know just how much he values having you in his life.
Peter Parker (Tom H.)
- Peter’s heart sinks when he realizes you’re angry with him. He’s young, a little clumsy with emotions, and absolutely hates the idea of upsetting you. His mind starts racing, thinking of everything he could have done wrong. He gets a little panicked, maybe even rambling apologies before he knows what’s going on, hoping you’ll give him a chance to explain.
- When you tell him what’s bothering you, Peter listens carefully, nodding along with wide, earnest eyes. He’s genuinely sorry, his voice soft as he stumbles through an apology. He’s never been great at handling relationship tension, but he’ll try his best to make sure you know how much he cares and how sorry he is for letting you down.
- To make it up to you, Peter goes for something heartfelt, maybe even a bit awkward, but completely sincere. He’ll show up at your window with a little homemade gift, something quirky and thoughtful—perhaps a playlist he made just for you or a funny little gadget he put together in the lab. He’s earnest, a little shy about it, hoping you’ll see how much effort he’s putting in.
- Peter spends extra time trying to lift your spirits, using every ounce of his playful personality to make you laugh. He’ll crack jokes, do silly impressions, or even attempt a bad dance routine just to get you smiling again. He knows he’s a bit of a dork, but he doesn’t mind if it means cheering you up. Peter’s all about making you feel comfortable and loved.
- When you finally forgive him, Peter’s face lights up with relief. He’ll pull you into a warm, enthusiastic hug, holding you close and babbling about how he’s “the luckiest person in the world” to have someone like you. He’s young, optimistic, and just incredibly happy that you’re not mad anymore. To Peter, you’re his world, and he’ll always do whatever it takes to make you feel special.
Stephen Strange
- When Stephen realizes you’re angry with him, he’s a bit taken aback. He’s used to being right and doesn’t often see things from others’ perspectives, so it takes him a moment to understand the weight of the situation. His initial reaction might even be a little defensive, but he quickly catches himself, knowing that with you, he has to try harder to listen and understand.
- Stephen struggles with apologies, often trying to explain away his actions or getting caught up in technicalities. He’s intelligent and analytical, but that doesn’t always work when emotions are involved. Eventually, though, he manages to offer a genuine apology, admitting that he’s not always the easiest person to be with and that he respects you enough to take responsibility.
- To make things right, Stephen will probably use a bit of magic to create something special just for you. It might be a small charm to keep you safe, a little illusion to make you smile, or even a glimpse into some place you’ve always wanted to see. It’s his way of saying he cares, using the one skill he knows best to bring you a little joy.
- As he tries to smooth things over, Stephen is careful, more attentive than usual, and visibly trying to understand your emotions. He may not be great at expressing his own feelings, but he’s willing to try if it means keeping you close. He’ll listen to you, nodding thoughtfully, and maybe even opening up a bit about his past mistakes and how much he values you.
- Once you forgive him, Stephen is visibly relieved, though he keeps it subtle. He gives you a small smile and pulls you close, brushing a gentle kiss to your forehead as he wraps his arms around you. He might even joke, “Guess I need to work on my bedside manner,” but there’s genuine affection behind his words. Stephen knows he’s lucky to have you, and he’s determined to keep learning how to love you better.
Thor Odinson
- Thor is visibly surprised when he realizes you’re angry with him. He’s naturally cheerful and doesn’t take most things too seriously, so the idea that he’s done something to upset you takes him off guard. At first, he tries to brush it off with a booming laugh, but when he sees the seriousness in your eyes, his smile fades. He immediately wants to fix things, willing to do whatever it takes to get you to smile again.
- Thor is quick to apologize, his voice earnest as he promises he didn’t mean to hurt you. He’s not one to overthink things, but he’s deeply sincere, and his apologies come straight from the heart. He’ll look you in the eyes and tell you he values you and never meant to cause any harm, his words laced with the kind of honesty that only Thor can deliver.
- To make it up to you, Thor goes all out. He’ll sweep you off on a grand adventure, maybe a spontaneous trip to Asgard (or at least what remains of it), or he’ll bring you somewhere beautiful and awe-inspiring. Thor loves to celebrate life and wants to remind you of all the incredible experiences the two of you can share. His enthusiasm is infectious, and he hopes that a bit of excitement will make things right.
- As you spend time together, Thor is extra affectionate, showering you with praise and hugs. He’s genuinely sorry and makes sure you feel loved and appreciated, maybe even telling you tales of his own mistakes and what he’s learned from them. He might tease himself a bit, but it’s all to make you laugh and remind you of his dedication to you.
- When you finally forgive him, Thor’s smile lights up the room. He laughs, pulling you into a bear hug, lifting you off your feet, and spinning you around. There’s nothing subtle about his relief and joy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Thor values you immensely and will do everything he can to make sure you know how much you mean to him, promising that he’ll try to be a little more mindful in the future.
When Natasha finds out that you're a vampire, her trust doesn't waver much in you. She worries about your self-control, since it has got to be difficult to contain your instincts when your around prey all the time.
She would be stern with you, especially if you were struggling with control and were clearly planning on hurting people. She wants you to be a trustworthy person (not saying that you aren't, but she wants other people to trust you), and she will be the firm voice for you to remind you not to make people think negatively of you.
If you really can't go without human blood, she urges you to go after people who aren't good. For example, Hydra agents. When going on missions, she would make sure that these people were bad enough before she gave you the nod to go ahead.
If you were someone who was more scared of your true nature, and wanted to change, she would be there for all of it. She would the one person to never show fear in front of you because of you and your abilities. She had faced a lot in her life, but she knew you, and she knew what you thought, she had no reason to fear you (vampire or not).
If you ever struggled with the additional strength or speed, she would figure out new training routines for you because you were no longer working at the same standard as the rest of the team.
Following this, she figured out a lot of training routines you could do on your own because you no longer slept. From this, you learn how to harness and control your abelites a lot faster and she ended up seeing a lot of progress literally overnight.
Whenever you slipped up and ended up losing control, she would be right there to talk you down from whatever was going on in your head. Everyone else had the idea of hitting you with everything you got, but she was the one who stepped up and was able to talk you out of whatever state you were in.
In the aftermath of a slip up, she would be there the whole time. You (and others) tried to warn her that it was a bad idea, but she didn't listen. You needed somebody with you in that moment, and she took it upon herself to be that somebody.
She would be the one who helped clean the blood off of your hands and face, she would be the one who would the one who would usher you into the bathroom to get cleaned up and go get your clothes washed, and she would be the one to come back with fresh ones.
Natasha knew that you were always on a thin line of control and loss of control, and she could easily be the voice of reason if needed, but she was also the one to bring you back onto the side of control when it was needed.
Peter blatantly shows off his iron man merch infront of the avengers. He's very proud of his collection. He runs away with his arms full whenever Tony enters the living room
Peter once made a "we will learn how to get along" shirt with Natasha. She forces Steve and Tony to wear it for three hours everytime they argue.
Peter has written fanfics about Tony being a father figure to him and only Bruce knows about it because he accidentally spilled it while he was getting a check up.
Peter hid the broom Clint uses to poke him off the ceiling whenever he sticks himself up there to sulk. It's still hidden until now, Clint refuses to use a new one because he challenged himself to find it before he turns 60.
Peter impulsively bought a pair of crocs while on a school trip. After Natasha told Steve about the charms you can buy for the pair, he always buys one or two with Bucky whenever they go out and leaves them outside Peter's door. It's always accompanied with a chocolate bar chosen by Sam.
Peter has clothes made of fine Asgardian leather. By who? Thor of course. Loki picked them out. Peter even has a special box just for the clothes Thor brings down from Asgard randomly, the box is even decorated! A doodle of Loki and Thor right on the front of it.
Loki thinks Peter doesn't know he's choosing the clothes, the kid does. Thor told Peter but you didn't hear that from me.
there’s been an insane resurgence of headcannons in the marvel fandom thanks to thunderbolts, so heres my masterlist of headcannons i’ve seen from others that I will continue to add to :)
Yelena
her guinea pig is the group pet—named Nat
insists on doing karaoke every saturday night, she and Ava eat everyone up.
Cooks for EVERYONE. makes sure they all eat enough.
laughs at her own jokes, especially the bad ones. Ava can’t help but laugh with her.
Bucky
leads group therapy seasion every tuesday.
tries* to use brainrot and slang terms, but it catches onto Alexei, so now nobody can convince him otherwise.
helps Bob with his nightmares. Sees pre-serum Steve in Bob so he feels like he needs to protect him
talks about Sam a lot, everyones tired of it.
argues with John constantly, but they always work well together on missions.
It’s a competition to see who can sneak up on and scare bucky. He’s expressionless every time and just says “wow that was so scary”
Insists on silence breaks, everyone starts speaking again after 3 minutes.
says he never cares, but makes sure there’s water and first aid for every mission.
Bob
THE little brother.
has to have some amount of light on when he sleeps. He also loves to sleep in the living room on the couch when other’s are there to listen to the soft of their voices.
May or may not be on Booktok, either way, he reads romance and mystery.
always in the corner drinking tea or a milkshake when the others are fighting.
hates cucumber, any way it’s prepared.
He always beats John in every card or board game. when it’s more than 2 people playing, it doesn’t matter if Bob comes out on top, he always gets a higher score than John.
watches cartoons to heal his inner child, doesn’t let anyone know.
>800 hours on minecraft
hard for him to accept gifts from others, even if it’s a bag of chips, he’ll say he doesn’t deserve it.
actually has a great sense of humor, can make the entire team cry from laughter just by saying something small. Takes him a couple weeks to loosen up and start joking around
Ava
likes to jumpscare people by just appearing out of thin air. Steals everyones snacks because she can.
Ultimate gaslighter, especially towards Bob. shows him those ai videos of sad cat stories and obvious rage bate and he gets pissed about it.
loves halloween and horror movies (a menace on halloween night, especially to John who she would just stand in the hallway and stare menacingly at while in a clown costume or something)
has trouble sleeping. Bucky once found her on the floor of the training room at 3am
once passed out from overworking herself, woke up and found Bob sitting next to her watching over her like a big golden retriever.
Kendrick Lamar enthusiast
Red Guardian
runs a tiktok account where he posts videos of the team (bonus, he puts filters on them and doesn’t tell)
will make the most heinous food combinations and swear they’re good.
hugs a little too tightly.
always gives a big dramatic speech before they go out, even if it’s just for coffee.
tells stories that are 90% lies, but everyone listens anyway.
John
acts as if he doesn’t care for the group, but gets worried if they don’t all text him back.
thinks he has a niche movie collection but it’s not neiche at all. horrible taste in movies (this one is very popular)
resident chef, along with Yelena.
the only one who has an actual schedule.
Gets really quiet after missions, especially if things went bad. Extremely self-critical even if it’s not apparent.
⏜︵ including 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 bruce banner ╱ bucky barnes ╱ clint barton ╱ dr. strange ╱ natasha romanoff ╱ peter parker ╱ pietro maximoff ╱ sam wilson ╱ scott lang ╱ steve rogers ╱ tony stark ╱ thor odinson ╱ vision ╱ wanda maximoff
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓑RUCE 𝓑ANNER ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
notebooks filled with equations half-erased by frustration. a whiteboard filled with formulas no one else could decipher. glasses sliding down your nose while you’re scribbling furiously. glass beakers clinking when you set them down too hard. leftover takeout containers on the floor. staring out the window at clouds. whispering “not today” when you feel anger bubbling. fists clenched under the table while pretending nothing is wrong. a half-drained bottle of pills. throwing something across the room in frustration. wishing you could fix everything. flipping a switch on the lab lights. avoiding mirrors. leaving your laptop half open because you can’t focus anymore. scratched-up microscopes. stacks of journals. overturned chairs. empty cardboard boxes used for storage. broken pens with ink smears. scorched metal clamps from experiments gone wrong. a wire bent awkwardly from constant adjustments. broken glasses held together with tape. notebooks with pages stuck together from spilled liquids. not being able to control your anger. checking your phone repeatedly to avoid making eye contact. a half-empty box of gloves. rubbing the back of your neck after a lab mistake no one noticed. half-dried chemical splashes across the counter. a binder spine split from overstuffing. pencil shavings. wanting to help others instead of yourself. leaving a window cracked to let in fresh air. anger issues. avoiding crowded rooms. watching the clock tick too slowly. staring at the ceiling when overwhelmed. pacing while phone rings unanswered. pressing a hand to your chest to slow your heartbeat. getting overwhelmed. a lab stool left spinning after you get up too fast. broken mechanical pencils you pressed too hard on. lab coats thrown over chairs instead of hung up. cracked ceramic bowls from dropping them during a bad morning. an unplugged charger you never remember to actually use. graph paper. outdated ID badges dangling from doorknobs. torn-out notebook pages scrunched into balls. batteries scattered on a desk from things he disassembled. reading glasses sitting on top of unopened mail. a stack of mint wrappers. loose change you never spend. paper towels used as tissues. a half-finished crossword puzzle.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓑UCKY 𝓑ARNES ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
dog tags you keep in a drawer instead of wearing. a folded piece of paper with a phone number he hasn’t called. instant oatmeal packets. a single plant he tries not to kill. taking the stairs instead of elevators. keeping an old photo in your wallet. sunglasses worn indoors. a fridge with three items in it. checking the peephole before unlocking the door. nodding instead of speaking when you’re tired. a baseball cap pulled low enough to disappear under. leftover bullets tossed in a drawer. a spare key he never gives to anyone. lingering in the cereal aisle longer than necessary. standing with your back to a wall. a single plate washed and drying in the rack. keeping your phone on silent. a book left open at a page you stopped on suddenly. leaving gatherings early because the noise gets too loud. a half-zipped duffel bag always ready to go. water rings on the nightstand. a beat-up backpack that’s been everywhere but home. learning to cook something simple. staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m. a metro ticket from a city he doesn’t remember visiting. hair falling into his eyes while he ties it back. half-smiles that look like they hurt. waking up from nightmares and pretending you didn’t. a surprising laugh. the ghost of a brooklyn accent. two unread books on the nightstand. keeping the curtains closed all day. a burner phone with the battery removed. losing yourself. keeping the same playlist for years. washing dishes at midnight because you can’t sleep. breaking a pencil in half. staring at your reflection like you’re trying to recognize it. sitting with your arms crossed. a single chair pulled away from the table. a lighter you don’t smoke with. avoiding bright lights. sitting in the shower with the water running. wearing the same hoodie for three days. a dish towel draped over the oven handle the same way every time. standing on the balcony just to breathe. an empty space on the wall where a picture used to hang. rubbing the bridge of your nose when you’re overwhelmed. standing in the kitchen in the dark. a coaster you try to remember to use. watching dust float in a sunbeam. locking the door behind you. a shadow stapled to you no matter where you go. leaning over the sink to steady yourself. a jacket you shrug on even when you’re not cold.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓒LINT 𝓑ARTON ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
bruises you don’t remember getting. letting your dog hog the entire bed without complaint. a fridge magnet shaped like a pizza slice. pretending you didn’t hear someone because you didn’t want to answer. wiping your hands on your jeans instead of using a towel. eating cereal for dinner again. squinting at signs you should be able to read. falling asleep with your hand still on the TV remote. the relief of sitting down after a long day. grocery shopping with zero plan. your dog’s leash hanging on a wall hook because it’s the only thing you never lose. sitting outside on the steps just to breathe. standing in front of the fridge staring blankly inside. shoving everything into the closet when someone visits. letting your dog lick the plate clean. slippers you wear down the hall but never outside. mismatched mugs because half the set broke years ago. a broom leaning in the corner from when you meant to sweep. leaving a light on in the bathroom without realizing it. burning your tongue because you were too hungry to wait. your pets toys pushed under the couch where neither of you can reach. forgetting what you were doing halfway through doing it. muttering you’ve gotta be kidding me at every minor inconvenience. zoning out mid-conversation and snapping back with a blink. laying face-down on the bed without taking your shoes off yet. leaning out of the shower to grab a towel you forgot. sleeping in. forgetting where you parked. shirts with tiny holes you refuse to throw away. heating pads. opening mail and immediately regretting opening mail. falling asleep in your chair instead of your bed. a drawer full of takeout soy sauce packets you’ll never use. calling every dog you see buddy. stretching your back until it pops. muttering nope when you see people drama. putting something “somewhere safe” and instantly forgetting where. leaving a half-empty water bottle in your car. letting laundry stay in the dryer for days. tv dinners. misplacing your glasses and blaming everyone else. sighing before getting out of the car. letting your dog pull you in whatever direction they want.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ. ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓓R. 𝓢TRANGE ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
sitting on the floor with books spread around you. circles under your eyes that no amount of sleep fixes. rubbing your temple when people ask obvious questions. a sudden intense craving for solitude. looking done with everything before the day even starts. biting back a sharp comment and failing. pretending you’re fine because you have things to do. ancient symbols scribbled on scrap paper. judging someone silently for asking a stupid question. refusing to cry even when you need to. flipping to the exact page you need without even looking. ignoring someone mid-sentence because a thought suddenly clicked. refusing help even when you obviously need it. keeping people at arm’s length. judging people from behind your teacup. feeling more understood by texts written a thousand years ago than by people today. rolling your eyes. refusing to ask for clarification because you already know you won’t like the answer. letting someone finish their flawed reasoning before dismantling it. raising one eyebrow as your default response to nonsense. knowing you sound arrogant and deciding not to care. getting a headache from people. feeling out of sync with the world. sitting in the same spot for hours without realizing it. talking to yourself because everyone else is too frustrating. losing track of what day it is. jars filled with ingredients no one else could identify. pinching the bridge of your nose after hearing someone’s bad plan. staring at a candle flame. feeling older than you actually are. avoiding conversation because you have no energy to fake polite. waking up tired, going to bed tired. pointing out flaws in someone’s logic without looking up. correcting someone’s pronunciation mid-sentence. letting silence answer for you. only giving instructions once. closing a book with a sigh that sounds centuries old. reading while walking and never bumping into anything. forcing your expression into neutrality. choosing the most complicated explanation just to shut someone up. muttering unbelievable under your breath. walking away mid-conversation. giving someone a look that says please don’t. the soft glow of a relic lighting your face in the dark. old parchment paper. sigils drawn so many times you can do them in your sleep. closing yourself off mid-conversation without meaning to. drifting off into memories you don’t want to revisit. using precise, unnecessarily complex vocabulary to insult someone.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓝ATASHA 𝓡OMANOFF ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
checking your reflection in a mirror to watch someone behind you. fixing your lipgloss during a fight. a perfect poker face. not flinching when a door slams. lying convincingly. sitting cross-legged on the kitchen counter. instantly distrusting kindness. a copy of the great gatsby dog-eared in a corner. avoiding answering personal questions. keeping your true thoughts to yourself. a hidden knife tucked in a boot. letting someone else talk while you study their hands. waking up instantly alert. never forgetting a face. a passport with multiple identities hidden beneath the photo page. turning heads without trying. only letting someone see what you want them to. never showing your full hand. refusing to talk about your childhood. knowing exactly what you’re doing. a dress you could commit crimes in. feigning ignorance to gather information. not letting people know when something hurts. freezing people out when you’re angry. keeping conversations deliberately shallow. dark sunglasses resting on your head while listening. showing interest in someone just to manipulate outcomes. a hotel phone you’ve disconnected to avoid tracking. forgiving but not forgetting. letting someone think they’ve gotten to you when they haven’t. keeping a ledger of grudges mentally. a refusal to be controlled. expecting betrayal before trust. black heels dangling from your fingers. turning your back because you know they’ll follow. a hand on someone’s knee to get information. standing too close on purpose. letting someone think they’ve won your trust. keeping secrets you’ve long stopped caring about. catching someone’s lie mid-sentence. red heels left on the floor beside the bed. a smile that could either be cruel or flirtatious. hiding your phone screen from prying eyes even when it’s just a text. flicking hair back while maintaining eye contact. receipts from purchases meant to cover tracks. lipstick stains on a martini glass. an old journal with names crossed out violently. slipping small lies into the truth. letting someone win an argument so they underestimate you. saying less than you mean. hiding true intentions behind politeness.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓟ETER 𝓟ARKER ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
notebooks with drawings of webs in the margins. apologizing to strangers you bump into. a camera strap left tangled on the floor. missing homework because you were busy helping someone. leftover deli sandwich in a bag on your desk. sweaty palms hiding under the table during presentations. forgetting your bag on the bus but pretending it’s fine. a notebook of “what-if” science experiments. looking both ways thrice before crossing the street. fumbling with keys while anxious. staying up late editing photos of cityscapes. holding doors open for strangers. a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. buying extra slices of pizza to give to a friend who forgot lunch. a stack of VHS tapes or DVDs that you refuse to replace with remakes. backpack jostled and overstuffed. calculator battery dying at the worst possible time. replaying a social interaction in your head a hundred times. scribbled reminders about deadlines you’ll miss anyway. getting nervous asking someone to sit with you at lunch. messy hair from rushing out of the subway. glancing at the clock constantly when you’re anticipating something. web-shooters hidden under jacket sleeves. doodles of spiders next to physics equations. stammering when introducing yourself to someone new. empty soda cans by your bed. apologizing when you bump into a pole. re-reading old science notes for fun. holding your breath when walking past someone intimidating. making comic book scenes that never make it past your notebook. checking on construction workers crossing the street while swinging by. quoting star wars. offering to help a stranger carry groceries. feeding stray cats. humming nerdy movie themes while doing homework. apologizing for things you didn’t do. picking up stray litter. noticing every act of small kindness. saying what you think people want to hear. a half-built lego set on your desk abandoned for homework. action figures lined up perfectly on a shelf. a half-written fan theory on a scrap of paper. marking your favorite scenes in a film script. a piggy bank for emergencies. giving your last five dollars to a homeless person. obsessively rereading a message to make sure you didn’t sound rude. defending someone getting bullied even if it means trouble for you. staying up late to finish a project so your team doesn’t get points taken off. staring out a window imagining swinging across the city. movie quotes in response to real-life drama. feeling guilty when you prioritize one thing over helping someone. respecting your elders. having a crush on someone you can barely even say hi to. sneaking back into your room after you’ve been out all night. losing track of time whenever you daydream. sticky notes reminding you to call someone. dirty sneakers from running through puddles. standing a little taller when someone you admire walks by. seeking approval from people you like.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓟IETRO 𝓜AXIMOFF ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
a racing heartbeat after jumping into something without thinking. speeding up during yellow lights instead of slowing down. standing in front of someone to block their view on purpose. getting along with kids easier than adults. grabbing a gadget and pressing buttons immediately. racing someone for no reason. tapping your fingers impatiently. leaving doors unlocked because “I’ll be back soon.” a grin when someone challenges you. leaning forward in a chair ready to spring. tapping your foot. ignoring safety instructions. tossing and catching items in the air while waiting impatiently. jumping into a fight before you know the plan. taking shortcuts that clearly look unsafe. teasing a sibling while secretly covering for them. cutting in line because it’s faster. pushing buttons you shouldn’t just to see what happens. grabbing the last slice of pizza before anyone else. moving faster than the group can keep up with. running into an abandoned building on a dare. making a sarcastic comment mid-crisis. jumping into water without checking depth. whispering jokes to someone when others are serious. pushing a lever without reading instructions. drumming fingers against your leg. grabbing the spotlight in a tense moment. ignoring rules. leaning out a window to see better than everyone else. shouting watch this before doing something reckless. bouncing knees under the table constantly. bouncing a ball against a wall. grabbing someone’s backpack to pull them along. shifting weight from foot to foot endlessly. rolling shoulders and cracking necks absentmindedly. spinning in a chair. fidgeting to concentrate. repeatedly checking the time even without urgency. skipping steps when walking to feel faster. hovering nearby to make sure someone’s safe. making a joke to lighten tension when someone’s scared. checking on a worried family member. the wind hitting your face when you run. silently watching someone to ensure they’re okay. never letting others see your vulnerability. holding a door for someone carrying too much. flicking someone to get a reaction. cracking a joke at the worst possible time. giving nicknames that only make sense to you. mimicking someone. teasing friends until they chase you. pretending to fall asleep mid-conversation. joking about things that make others nervous. making faces behind someone’s back. sneakers worn on the soles. pushing a grocery cart and jumping on it. letting a little sister take the last cookie, but only because you like seeing her happy. teasing someone for overthinking while secretly doing the same. grinning when you win an argument. flopping dramatically on a couch.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓢AM 𝓦ILSON ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
worn aviator sunglasses left on the dashboard. offering to carry something heavy without thinking. sneakers scuffed from too many runs. pausing to make sure no one got left behind. a backpack with a zippered compartment for everything. checking gear before a mission. pacing when waiting for news you can’t control. uneven laces because he’s in a rush. earbuds dangling around his neck mid-conversation. shaking your head at a plan that’s obviously going to fail. a worn baseball cap shoved into a backpack. utility knife clipped to a backpack strap. offering your jacket when someone else looks cold. wishing people would anticipate what you need. tapping your fingers impatiently when someone’s slow. leaning on a counter with a look that screams I can’t deal with this. judging questionable life choices. frowning when someone hesitates on something you know they can do. smiling tightly to hide annoyance. trying to fix things before anyone else notices they’re broken. tapping the steering wheel impatiently at a red light. feeling frustrated when others don’t care as much as you do. walking a friend home because its safer. running errands. reminding yourself to be patient with others. giving a nod of encouragement instead of words. clenching your jaw when someone refuses to listen. crossing your arms and sighing when plans are delayed. worrying you’re not doing enough for the people you care about. clapping slowly when someone is obviously behind. wishing someone would just hurry up already. stepping in before a situation escalates. a half-empty thermos left on the kitchen counter. sometimes giving the benefit of the doubt even when you don’t want to. protecting your space, your time, and your energy. feeling frustrated when people don’t respect your expertise. keeping your distance emotionally until trust is earned. “really?” under your breath at avoidable mistakes. secretly holding grudges for a long time before letting go. giving orders once and expecting them followed. narrowing eyes at obvious lies. chuckling when someone accidentally proves your point. giving one-word answers because you’ve had enough talking. a first-aid kit stashed in a bag. wearing a pair of binoculars around your neck.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓢COTT 𝓛ANG ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
waving at someone and realizing they weren’t waving at you. a neon-colored sticky note stuck to your fridge reminding you to “call mom.” tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd. pretending you understood instructions you didn’t. old magazines collecting dust. a small stuffed animal forgotten in the closet. trying to impress someone with a skill you barely remember. forgetting which door you came in from. giving a pep talk to yourself before doing something. t-shirts from old gigs or jobs. wanting to impress people you admire. popcorn kernels stuck in the couch cushions. trying to remember everyone’s names at a big gathering. rambling about your favorite sci-fi movie. cheering for yourself when no one is watching. a bag of trail mix left open for days. explaining a joke too much because someone didn’t get it. attempting to stealthily sneak past someone and failing. trying to mediate an argument even if you’re confused. a hammer you never actually use. talking to animals like they understand. joking to hide insecurity. a half-eaten bag of chips on the couch. superhero trading cards. trying to make everything a team effort. a tiny broken toy you’re secretly attached to. panicking when everyone else seems to have it together. doing favors you don’t want to just to be liked. thinking everyone else is better at adulting than you. making impulsive decisions to prove yourself. worrying if someone’s mad at you even if it’s unrelated. daydreaming mid-conversation. wanting to help everyone but knowing you can’t. laughing at a joke you don’t really get just to fit in. feeling nervous when meeting someone important. wishing people would notice your effort. pretending to be okay with criticism . wanting everyone to like you. eating ice cream to cope with being sad. forgetting the password to your netflix account. nodding seriously during a conversation he completely lost track of five minutes ago. doing finger guns and immediately regretting the finger guns. saying not to brag before telling the least brag-worthy story imaginable. forgetting where you put something while holding it in your hand. getting peer pressured because you want to fit in. trying to relate to teens and accidentally sounding like a dad who just discovered slang.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓢TEVE 𝓡OGERS ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
a wristwatch that’s older than most people in the room. missing people you’ll never see again. carrying other people’s guilt. addressing strangers as sir/ma’am even if they’re younger. defending someone who doesn’t deserve it. neatly stacked newspapers. holding doors open for long, uncomfortable lengths of time. refusing to sit while others are standing. envelopes sealed with wax instead of glue. saying it’s alright even when it’s not. a pocketknife he’s had since the 1940s. honest eyes that give away too much. being suspicious of smartphones listening to you. record players. smiling awkwardly when someone compliments you. a perfectly made bed. avoiding burdening anyone with your problems. taking screenshots accidentally. feeling guilty for saying no. black and white films. offering help even when you’re not asked. being too polite to correct someone. typing with one finger. stepping aside so others can go first. saying the google without irony. expecting too much from yourself. eating the burnt piece so no one else has to. a sketch he never finished. loving people you can never fully have. helping an elderly person cross the street. cleaning up after yourself in public places. not understanding why people record concerts instead of watching. a candle blown out before leaving the room. feeling out of place in your own life. choosing kindness even when the world has not been. a keychain from a place that doesn’t exist anymore. worrying more about others’ comfort than your own. being the first to apologize. saying back in my day unironically. getting intimidated by starbucks sizes. replaying decisions you cannot change. forgiving everyone but yourself. vintage postcards he never mailed. a bowl of apples always on the counter. neatly stacked firewood. being too hard on yourself even when you did your best. missing a version of yourself that never existed. stepping into responsibility automatically. staying calm so others don’t panic. avoiding conflict. feeling like you don’t fit the version of yourself others see. giving second chances too easily. hating when people worry about you. a photo booth strip of smiles that no longer exist. rolled sleeves revealing veins. expecting yourself to endure anything. bruised knuckles wrapped in clean white bandages. a bottle of aftershave that lasts him too long. attracting people who need saving. staying kind even when it’s not reciprocated. trying to be the person others think you are. shirts ironed with military precision. dropping everything for someone in need. charcoal sketches scattered across his desk. having a moral compass that hurts more than it helps. walking away instead of starting a fight you’d win. seeing the best in people who have none to offer. wanting peace but being built for war. loving people harder than they’ll ever love you back. accidentally intimidating people just by existing. being loyal long after someone stopped deserving it. never knowing where you truly belong. struggling to let go of the past.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓣ONY 𝓢TARK ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
refusing to apologize first. stark tower illuminated against the night skyline. custom-tailored suits hanging in a temperature-controlled closet. knowing people like you for exactly who you are or hate you for it. sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose. dismissing criticism rather than listening. a rooftop party. floors so polished you see your own reflection. standing in the spotlight. people knowing who you are everywhere you go. being completely unbothered when someone doesn’t like you. a velvet rope parting automatically as you walk toward the party entrance. spending days alone in your room. obsessing over legacy and how you’ll be remembered. thinking rules exist to be bent or broken. impulsively jumping into danger. resenting authority because of early betrayals. laughing at inappropriate moments. taking risks to feel alive. reminiscing about a father who was distant and critical. private jets landing outside. needing admiration. obsessively reworking ideas because you see flaws no one else does. sabotaging all your relationships. floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking a city. refusing to conform to expectations. smart glasses that record everything. a car with doors that open like wings. ordering another drink. choosing ego over confession. pushing people away. a champagne bottle popping just as someone yells your name. photographers’ cameras clicking incessantly. a limousine door opening before you even reach it. knowing you’re the smartest person in the room. exclusive invites. glancing at a crowd and everyone is watching you. intentionally being obnoxious. never apologizing for your personality. refusing to depend on anyone for anything. pushing others buttons for fun. asking personal questions but never answering them. making sure your opinion is heard. loving the sound of your own voice. showing interest in people selectively. believing everyone struggles, so your pain isn’t special. people constantly misjudging you based on appearance. keeping your true feelings to yourself. pouring a drink to deal with your feelings. going for days without sleep. replaying arguments with parents that never had closure. feeling lonely in a crowded room. isolating yourself for months. leaving parties with someone’s number you’ll never call. wanting to be better than you are. one night stands. giving people the best night of their life then disappearing. dismissing someone’s pain because you survived worse. keeping relationships shallow on purpose.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓣HOR 𝓞DINSON ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
sparks dancing off a weapon being forged. being separated from friends in class for talking too much. not understanding sarcasm. a feast table littered with half-eaten fruit and overturned cups. making a kid cry in fortnite. laughter echoing in a grand hall. an inability to whisper no matter how hard he tries. wanting to be close to someone who keeps slipping away. storm clouds gathering behind a silhouette. needing a purpose constantly or feeling useless. staring with open admiration because subtlety isn’t his thing. showing off in fights. defending your sibling even when they’d happily blame you. being unreasonably optimistic until the very last second. trying to lead even when you should listen. mourning a bond that never fully existed. taking everything too literally. fear of rejection. treating friends like family. ducking to fit in doorframes. wind slamming a door shut even though the windows are closed. answering questions with confidence even when you’re guessing. wanting a simple bond but getting a complicated one. getting way too competitive over board games. defending your friends instantly without knowing the full story. telling exaggerated stories that keep getting bigger. confidently mispronouncing a word and refusing to admit it. getting offended when someone says you’re wrong. yearning for old memories that mattered to you more. wind catching your hair at the perfect moment. trusting too easily and entirely. promising you won’t brag and then bragging immediately. being the first to volunteer when a friend needs help. offering to fix something even when you have no idea how. a laugh that shakes the walls. wanting forgiveness faster than you deserve it. speaking from the heart even when you should think first. eating like you haven’t seen food in centuries. forgetting your own strength. trusting someone again right after they broke that trust. holding onto hope long after others have let go. correcting someone’s story because they didn’t make you sound impressive enough. needing everyone to know you contributed. getting defensive when someone points out your flaws. throwing yourself into danger because you don’t know who you are without it. mistaking your own self-destruction for bravery. fearing that the best version of you already died. being angry at the past and nostalgic for it at the same time. waiting outside someone’s door just to make sure they’re alright. smiling proudly when someone you care about wins. wanting to share good news with someone who no longer answers. trying to be what they needed but never knowing what that was. assuming every dog at the park wants to play with you. clapping someone on the back so hard they stumble. using way too many exclamation marks in texts.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓥ISION ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
floating a few inches off the ground when you’re deep in thought. struggling to fit in with others. realizing you don’t know why your chest hurts, only that it does. mourning things you’ve never lived. accidentally hurting someone’s feelings. dressing like a math teacher. trying to use logic to solve a problem that is definitely emotional. sitting stiffly on a couch. being the quiet one in the friend group because you don’t want to interrupt. a mug held too delicately in careful hands. knowing how everyone else feels but not yourself. the click of a lamp turning on in a room. overanalyzing intentions. a single ray of sunlight warming one side of your face. finding a forgotten note in handwriting you recognize instantly. choosing to be gentle. finding symmetry in unrelated objects. knowing too much and not enough at the same time. practicing smiles in the mirror. wanting to hold someone’s hand but unsure if you should. understanding loneliness. finding comfort in routines. being too honest. not knowing how to comfort someone crying. lining up pencils so their points are perfectly parallel. hovering your hand over someone’s shoulder. overthinking a handshake. opening your mouth to speak and closing it when someone else does. smiling a second too late because you had to process the joke. waiting for permission to sit beside someone. stepping aside so someone else can walk through the doorway first. speaking formally without meaning to. pausing to hear birds chirping. noticing a chair slightly out of place and straightening it. pausing before speaking. asking may i before doing something. stopping to smell a flower. studying a pattern in wallpaper. lining objects by size. following traffic laws precisely. noticing someone’s posture change mid-conversation.
⠀ ㅤ۫ㅤ ͜ 𓈒 ⠀ 𝓦ANDA 𝓜AXIMOFF ⠀ ︵˖⠀ ᩙᩙ ⠀
staring into a puddle and seeing a distorted reflection. watching embers fade in a fireplace. feeling everything too intensely. flickering candlelight casting shadows across your room. leaning against brick walls. longing for simple joys. shuffling a deck of tarot cards. thinking about the what ifs constantly. wanting revenge. hoping to be recognized for your strength. pressing your palms to a cold wall and tracing its cracks. watching kids play across the street. loose sheets of music fluttering in the breeze. feeling conflicted between right and wrong. curling into a window seat with an old blanket. longing for family connection that’s gone or never existed. watching everyone back away from you. listening to rain hit tin roofs. a red ribbon tied to a branch. wondering if anyone would care if you disappeared. loving someone so fiercely it terrifies you. feeling envy for people who had a normal life. leaves crunching under boots in a quiet park. wishing you could undo the past every day. fear you pretend not to feel. drifting your hand over tall grass as you walk past. wanting to call someone you no longer can. a streetlamp about to burn out. touching a cracked mirror. staring at your hands and feeling afraid of them. an old television left on in the background. picking at chipped nail polish. pressing your forehead to a cold window. humming a lullaby from your childhood. picking up broken objects even when they cut your palms. reading old journals and not recognizing yourself. twisting your rings when you’re anxious. stepping into a warm room after being cold for too long. wandering markets and not buying anything. letting wind whip your hair around dramatically. sitting on a rooftop with your knees pulled to your chest. keeping old friendship bracelets. wrapping your arms around yourself when no one else will. smoothing wrinkles out of your clothes. stepping into shadowy alleys without fear. letting your fingers hover over something before touching it. realizing you’re not the same person anymore. missing your home. loving kids even though they cry when they see you. taking what you want without asking. smelling a jacket that belonged to your brother. crying yourself to sleep. dried rose petals in a shallow bowl. a necklace twisted around a finger for comfort.
