Blades

You’re favourite copter-bot, Blades! He/they Rescue bot by day, dancer by night - well, I guess I’m a rescue bot at night, too!

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Erm… hello?? Am I doing this right??

Well, as you probably could’ve guessed, im Blades!! Dani found out I wanted to be an internet star and suggested I should check out this ‘tumblr’ place, so why not ??

She said I should introduced myself, so…

Like mentioned, my name is Blades! I’m a member of the sigma-17 rescue bots team! I’m a medic in training, sorta - I have the basic knowledge but Ratchet said that wasn’t enough so once a week I go to the mainland to shadow him for the evening ^^ I LOVE to dance and watch tv!! I live with the Burns family on Griffen rock, an island just off of Maine.

I find humans so fascinating and all I want to do is learn about you, but at the same time, you guys are weird.

Speaking of, If you’re a weirdo, I know a particular police bot who would be more than happy to do something with you!! So stay clear!!

Back on cybertron, gender wasn’t much of a thing but on earth it is - So I go by He or they pronouns on earth!!

I’m open to questions!! Ask me questions!! I love questions!!

I also think it’s important to note that I have an earth disorder known as ‘severe anxiety’, so be careful please 🫶

Cody and Dani are my best friends, but so is bumblebee, and chase, and the entire team!! I love everyone and I couldn’t imagine my life without them ^_^

Since the burns nor the other bots don’t actually know I’ve made this profile, I may get a bit scandalous with my posts, but nothing purely NSFW!!

An odd joke or honest answer to a question is all you’ll find, and gossip!! You’ll find a LOT of gossip on here!! I’m more than happy to spill some secrets in return for a follow or two, so hit that follow button and jump straight into the questions box!!

I think that’s all, have a good day my dearest fans! 🧡

- Your favourite coptor-bot, Blades.

Posts based on of my AUs / storylines will be tagged ‘weakened wings au’ but I will also do general posts that are more in character / canon accurate ALONGSIDE these !! They will be tagged as normal ^^ in asks please specify if you’re making an AU ask by adding (WW) at the end

OKK HII!! This is the blog Mod, you can call me Mech when referring to me directly but I often won’t accept questions directly to me unless hey are DMs. I am a blades fictionkin and it’s quite severe, hence why I made this blog for some validation.

DOUBLES / YUMESHIPPERS DNI - YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. Other rescue bots kins/tunes are ok as long as it’s not blades !! (And the kid characters, in the yumeshipper area)

This blog will be a bit ‘out of character’ as I will be going off of my own memories, personality and feelings!!

I love being asked questions and roleplaying so please leave some stuff for me in the ask box!!

Like mentioned above, I have severe anxiety but also autism, adhd, PDA, and I’m slowly starting to suspect BPD, depression and an ED. Please help respectful and gentle with me <3 I also struggling with my spelling and punctuation - not diagnosed dyslexic but I’m suspected for it ^^

I am a male, I only want to be seen as a male. I use he/they and nothing else. Well, perhaps the odd it/its at a push but he/they is much better.

I only wish to interact with people who are 15+ !! If you are younger, please wait until you are older to interact 🫶 I am not too strict on this, but it’s my preference. If you are an existing friend and are younger - I don’t care what age you are - you are already my friend and I am comfortable with you

I don’t roleplay in DMs. If you wish to rp, simply reply to an existing post, tag me in a post or send me an ask.

Mechs text is blue - blades text is orange - other colours are post dependant

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Who wants a movie night in the bunker ?? We finally have Disney!!!

[ @rb-chase-official @official-rb-blurr @salvage-rb-official @codybofgriffinrock ]

Hehe do we like my lovely edited pic ?? /silly

(Totally not rushed)

Also we are using #rescuerollers on our posts ? or another rp name ? Are we even tagging at all

I hope the @s/ are cool :>

lol

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Blades, report status.

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Out of commission…

Dani ‘accidentally’ made us do a loop earlier and crashed us into mount griffin! One of my rotors is all bent out of shape and I’m grounded!

Wait, why am I even complaining? No more work! No more flying!

It’s not so bad the more I think about it

Using this as an excuse to say I’m really mentally, physically and emotionally drained right now so I’m probs not gonna be too active unless contacted first (asks, mentions in posts, etc)

😭💔

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Blades, I’ve heard that Dani’s talk about Tyler has been troubling you? Correct?

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Not so much her talking about Tyler, I don’t mind listening to her talk about him! It’s just the fact she complains about something and then when I try to give a suggestion or I try to play along to make her feelings feel valid apparently I’m the bad guy?? If she calls Tyler a bitch because he’s forgotten something and I agree she gets angry because ‘Tyler’s goof guy who would never do anything wrong’ ??

Next time she brings up Tyler I’m making an excuse to be busy.

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Blades do you have any good movie recs, Salvage (unsurprisingly) made a fully functioning projector and he managed to plug it into the humans Internet

Wait actually on that topic, aren't there like these websites you can use to watch stuff? Streaming services or whatever? Yeah well on that note which one should we subscribe to?

PROJECT. HAIL. MARY

I watched it with Cody and Kade the other night whilst everyone else was busy and it was PHENOMENAL! I love the little talking rock! He’s so cuteeeee and he’s an alien too!! And it stars Ryan Gosling?? Arguably the best actor EVER??

As for streaming sites, Netflix, Prime video, Now TV and Disney are the main ones that come to mind for me .

Enjoy what I can only assume is your date night ;)

Blades loves Ryan Gosling confirmed

(I’m from the Uk and I have no clue if now Tv is available anywhere else I’ve never seen it mentioned online)

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Dani CONSTANTLY complains about Tyler over absolutely anything but the second I suggest anything or agree she flips out and says that Tyler is a good guy?? If I agree with her I’m wrong but if I disagree I’m also wrong?? Why is she complaining to ME when she’s not even going to listen to any of my suggestions??

Human females are confusing.

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blades have you heard of vocaloid and if you have, what are you favorite songs/producers???

I have heard of them but I’ve never actually listened to any of their songs or anyone who makes said music BUT if you have any suggestions for me I’ll happily give them a listen - currently too wrapped up in (what Kade likes to call it) ‘trashy white girl pop’ to venture out to new genres but this might be my sign 👀

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I need more TRRB / General TF rp accs to interact with… I wanna post general posts SEPARATE from my weakened wings au things - i beg for moots and more interactions (such as asks) so I can do more posts 🥹

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Sneaking in my laptop worked! Anyways, we’ve finally been stationed at the main base and we’re currently working alongside team prime to fight against the cons. Luckily there’s not been anything major yet, so me and Bee have been catching up! Heatwave is oddly enthusiastic, Boulder is very down and is struggling a lot, and we haven’t seen Chase in a while. Apparently his talents were needed elsewhere so we’ve been split up. I’m trying not to worry about it too much but as his Amica Endura it’s hard not to. Blurr and Quickshadow are still at their training but they arrived later than us. We still needed some bots at Griffen Rock so Salvage and Hightide have stayed behind along with Servo but they’re still on standby if we need to call them in.

Jasper isn’t so bad but we can’t even act like mindless bots here - we can only go out in alt mode in populated areas but for bots with more uncommon alts such as myslef, I basically can’t land anywhere or it gets a bit suspicious.

I haven’t been doing so well handling the actual fighting side of war so Ratchet and prime are concidering making me Ratchets medical assistant since it is getting busier at the base and a LOT more serious. Meaning I’ll be at base a majority of the time instead of fighting.

Sorry this isn’t a lot but I don’t have much more time so I’m gonna have to wrap it up - we’re all doing good here so don’t worry 🫶

Continuation from this

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In Twilight are you team Edward or Team Jakob?

(I was gonna try and think of a funny response for this but I hate to say Ive never watched it and I never plan to so I’d have no clue how to answer I’m so sorry 😭 - occ)

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Heyyyyyyyy… so I know I haven’t posted much on this blog yet but posts are about to come to a screeching halt.

Optimus finally took the time out of his day to reach out and this time we kinda wish he didn’t. Apparently the Autobots are starting to loose in the war against the deceptions and they’ve called on all us rescue bots for help. He’s also called for all bots still in space or on other parts of earth for backup too so this is looking pretty serious. I may try and sneak my laptop with me to post updates but we’ll see what happens.

We’re getting sent for training soon and then to the main base immediately after - Heatwave finally gets his dreams of joining ‘team prime’ and fighting for his home planet I guess 🥹

Anyways, pray for me that I survive 🧡

Op here - this is based off of my own AU which is pieced together from my vague memories / shifts / etc as a blades fictionkin!! Please no comments such as ‘this is so off canon’ or ‘this would never happen’ - it’s my own au and story so 🤷 I obviously everything planned out I just have to find time to write posts and figure out how to word my thoughts 🫶 hope yall will enjoy this very weird spin off - please I’d love any asks about life living on the mainland base (Team primes base in Jasper - TFP) and in the war!

This au will be tagged under ‘Weakened wings au’ - it will be blades centric (as that’s mostly what I can piece together ) but Starscream, Chase and Hotrod, heatwave, and D-16 are also quite important

The name refers to blades’ weak wings that never developed correctly (restricting flight in root mode) due to being a seeker x autobot hybrid

(In my au Seekers are more organic and are their own separate species - they’re quite animal like and have feathered wings n tails and stuff to fly in root mode. I’ll cover more on this another day)

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To whoever is having relations with their human partner we - you are not discreet.

I know who you are, be glad I value your privacy 🫶

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Haven't you thought about how it's weird there's a robot dog named Servo? I mean, isn't that what you guys call your hands? Imagine someone having a pet called Hand.

I mean, at times it certainly can be quite weird 😅

Even if we’ve been on earth for what, 5-ish years now? We (the bots) still end up using a lot of cybertronian terminology daily - So whenever we say ‘can someone lend a servo?’ The response we get is always ‘the dog?’

But we’ve gotten used to it and it’s an extremely fitting name!! He is super handy to have around, get it?

I guess it would be no different to having a pet with som super obscure name, like pickles, why would you name your cat after something you’d eat??

And servo isn’t exactly a ‘pet’, he may appear like a dog - but he and other helper bots are a subspecies to cybertronians ! They were originally artificially made as cold constructs, but over time they bred. They resemble animals because we found out they were quite handy! Not all bots can fit in a vent system so fix a broken pipe, but a helper bot sure can - that’s what they were bred for! They do have some animal tendencies that were developed over time - but they’re still regular bots just like us! (This section is my own headcanon based off of Kin memories)

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Anyone want some goss from the last few weeks?

Good!!

Recently we’ve been getting a new energon signal from Wayward Island, but it’s from a cybertronian and it’s a fuzzy signal..

It keeps coming and going, it’s not there all the time but it comes often enough for us to be concerned. Blurr visted the other day and was here when we got a ping and he’s adamant it’s a decepticon scout picking the energron from the caves but I doubt it. Just incase, we’ll be checking it out soon when Bumblebee arrives! I hope Ira is ok if it is a con.

On the other hand, Servo keeps sneaking off and nobody knows where! And he’s not with any of us! It’s quite suspicious but nobody has called him out, yet. I wonder what he’s doing? The first time he came back to base he was covered in mud and his paint was all scratched but since he’s been coming back a-okay! This is so confusing and not like Servo at all!

Anyways, that’s all I got for now👀!

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Kade just called me a ‘Fagbot’ and laughed when I started talking about Bumblebee - what does this mean? Help a bot out!