Oh no not you

(Snail accent) Meow. 30s, he/him until further notice

[blades201honors]

Me: Hey bud! You just slacking around?

My friend, a Slifer Red: Wow. Just wow.

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[samuraigaysex]

this is an incredibly niche thing to say but like nightwish gives me very heavy j.a. seazer vibes, though i mean it in the best way possible

[blades201honors]

Wow

JA Seazer gives such Nightwish vibes

Checking this band the fuck out

[fieldsofmistria]

One million copies sold! ✨

Thank you for playing, sharing, and supporting Fields of Mistria 💛

[blades201honors]

I'm so happy when an indie dev / team makes a good game and I run the numbers and it comes out to $Fuckton in profits for them

[blades201honors]

Not Without My Daughter, but the daughter is trans and the husband's family are rich Floridians

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[unfortunatpanda]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[katenepveu]

acrobatic squirrel

This squirrel attempted to jump a full six feet (yes, I measured) from a nearby bush to the bird feeder. Its first two misses were spectacular, so much so that when it made it on the third try, I let it hang out and eat as many peanuts as it wanted.

(I'm sorry I didn't manage to get the leaps to sync up, but I've already spent quite a lot of time turning the video into gifs that'll upload here, so.)

[blades201honors]

#squirrel eating shit

[iamaine]

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

[iamaine]

fascinating things happening here

[blades201honors]

Validating

Once had a girl I'd been hitting it off with at a party give me a big, slow, deep bite on my neck

Turns out, she wasn't interested

[blades201honors]

Happy Yell at the Elemental Magus Day!

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[blades201honors]

[dormitionanddominion]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[silvermoon424]

[the-least-undefinable-ordinal-d]

I love when you read the early implementations of some algorithm and you're like "this makes sense, it seems like a reasonable way to extract truth from the universe". Then you keep reading and it goes "modern implementations represent a significant improvement over the Shit For Brains Method, whose usage is confined to computer scientists cooking eggs on their laptops. This one has the number 9801 as a load bearing part of the algorithm, the guy who came up with it claimed his god gave him the idea."

It really reinforces the theme that reality doesn't care all that much if it makes sense to us.

[garlend]

I like this quote that deals with the same kind of idea

[blades201honors]

I feel a spiritual connection to whoever designed the reloading in RE9

[tashaneva]

sometimes i wish my brain had a switch off button or something