Hajvis Presley

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama I'm a shark now :3

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[totally-india]

Bin today for a better tomorrow

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[realsprinkle]

this is just straight up fucking evil 💔

and for any of my trans viewers and followers, please don’t get this product

[thenaiads]

@zethsnex @cleofast300 @mistythedritten

🚨🚨🚨

[shroomishroomcatte]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[the-gulhaj]

Stay safe

[loudrex-b]

Cuddle buddy to the rescue

[the-gulhaj]

Always here to fin out hugs!

[gummy-haj]

Once again, jts too warm

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama. Agreed

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

einmal 👆in der woche

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

einmal 1️⃣ ind e rwocher 📅

kusnt 🎨 und musik 🎵

zqilam 2️⃣in de rwomerh 📅

geschisthte 🗿 und deutshc 🇩🇪

dreimal 3️⃣ in der woche 📅

mathe 📐englich 🔤 aberrrrrrr

einmal1️⃣ zqeimal 2️⃣ dreimal 3️⃣ viermal 4️⃣ funfmal 5️⃣ sechsmal 6️⃣siebnal 7️⃣

siebenmal 7️⃣ in der woche📅

zu viele 👆 hausaufgaben 📃

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama

[the-klapparhaj]

Klapparhaj says drink water and take a nice long warm shower

[the-gulhaj]

Gulhaj agrees with klapparhaj!

[blahaj-elvis]

Can confirm. Just drank oiter. Going to shower soon. I feel great :DD

[the-zomfish]

Atgaharahaha agaraha regagaah

[corpse-toy]

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

[the-gulhaj]

I hope you do something you enjoy today! I hope you experience a moment of joy (perhaps in the mundane) and regonize that feeling of joy. I wish you happiness and contentment!

[wizardsexmachine]

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama

[the-gulhaj]

Thinking if going for a trip on land to see what the humans are up to. Anyone wanna join me?

[the-hydrohaj]

I'm in! That sounds fun

[the-gulhaj]

Yay!

Do you... have a human form you could use? The humans usually react very scared to talking sharks or plushies.

[the-hydrohaj]

Whattt but sharks and plushie are some of the least scary things I can think of! Humans are weird

Also I don't think I have quite a human form.... I did a thing for Halloween but my head was a big pumpkin, it'd be preferable if I got an actual human form. Wasn't there a machine for it?

[the-gulhaj]

That's weird.... thought i hear a small shark just now.

Well anyways! Yeah there is. @the-rodhaj build one. Should still be in our basement...

[swordymacaroni]

2026 resolutions:

-get more mutuals

-write fanfics

-read fanfics

-reblog fanfics

-get incredibly whimsical and educated

-spend all my time of tumblr.com

[demonhaj]

someone yell at me to write my fanfic!

Please. I need motivation

[the-gulhaj]

I'm not a fan of yelling, but I think you should write your fanfic! Imagine how cool it would be to finish it! You could say that you wrote that and be proud. I would be proud of you. ^-^

[blahaj-elvis]

And we would all read it too ^_^

[eggxeggxegg]

Glug glug glug. Making one pot pasta again. It’s still in its soup phase

[the-gulhaj]

You are getting so good at cooking egg!

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama looks good :D

[the-gulhaj]

Hello friends!

You know from my bed days that I like reading books. And during my last bed day I finished the second book in the 3-body-problem series "the dark forest". Now I dont own the 3rd book, so im looking for another book to read, and I thought it would be fun to ask all of you!

which book should I read next?

The Murderbot Diaries

Dracula

The odyssey

The dice man

Voting ended onJan 9

Only a day as im thinking of swimming past the library tomorrow and grabbing the next book. ^-^

[the-gulhaj]

I also voted in this poll so I could follow along with how the results was going.

Starting out - Dracula was in a clear lead.

When I went to bed - The odyssey had taking over the lead

Now - the 3 top options are about the same

The dice man still has no votes so I wonder if its becaouse no one knows it, or just like the other options more.

[the-gulhaj]

And now its completely equal. 2 hours our I will just have to roll a dice

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama! I like the Odyssey :3

[the-gulhaj]

Hello friends!

You know from my bed days that I like reading books. And during my last bed day I finished the second book in the 3-body-problem series "the dark forest". Now I dont own the 3rd book, so im looking for another book to read, and I thought it would be fun to ask all of you!

which book should I read next?

The Murderbot Diaries

Dracula

The odyssey

The dice man

Voting ended onJan 9

Only a day as im thinking of swimming past the library tomorrow and grabbing the next book. ^-^

[the-gulhaj]

I also voted in this poll so I could follow along with how the results was going.

Starting out - Dracula was in a clear lead.

When I went to bed - The odyssey had taking over the lead

Now - the 3 top options are about the same

The dice man still has no votes so I wonder if its becaouse no one knows it, or just like the other options more.

[the-gulhaj]

And now its completely equal. 2 hours our I will just have to roll a dice

[blahaj-elvis]

Woah mama! I like the Odyssey :3

[ilikeunicornsactually]

America is so weird. What the heck is a blahaj bast

[blahaj-elvis]