who the hell is bucky?

mild obsession with fictional characters, male youtubers and pop stars

[buckyscumjar]

𝘛𝘍𝘈𝘛𝘞𝘚!𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘦.

𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦

[blaineandergel]

i just wanna be tony starks daughter dating bucky is that so much to ask?????

[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER THUNDERBOLTS*

[stqrdxst-xx]

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR THUNDERBOLTS*

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[notschlatt]

he's handsome or whatever

[justagirlinacape]

Just so we’re all clear:

Things that you SHOULD NOT deadname

Trans women

Trans men

Non binary people

Any other trans identity that doesn’t fit into those three

Cis people who changed their name

Anyone who goes by a different name then the one their parents gave them regardless of how “good” of a person they are, or your personal feeling towards them

Things that you SHOULD deadname

Twitter

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[thranguil]

Matt walks like it's BIG and HEAVY and that is what's driving me crazy

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it