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Look, I'm a dickhead, I'm trying to improve, but I recognize I'm an abrasive person. If you are interested in playing games about how to treat animals right or shooting racists/slavers/etc in the head, you might like my zine. If you like short stories where the author salivates all over the villains before giving them the ending they deserve, you might like my zine. If you like review essays about things that inspired the author, you might like my zine.
Thank you.
New thought:
You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?
I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.
I hate to be the umm actually guy but there's the Chinese pangolin, it's smaller and the scales are less pronounced, but this wouldn't be new to Sun Tsu.
I hope Black girls with anxiety have a good day today.
I hope Black girls with depression have a good day today.
I hope black girls with PTSD have a good day
I hope black girls with body dysmorphia have a good day
I hope black girls with verbally abusive parents gave a good day
I hope autistic black girls and black girls with ADHD have a good day
I hope black girls with schizospec and/or personality disoders have a good day today
i hope all mentally ill and or disabled black girls have a good day
I hope chronically ill & people pleasing Black girls have a good day today 🫂
I hope transgender black girls have a good day today ❣️
What is it the woke white people say? I'm listening, I'm learning.
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
It's really weird that homes have become luxury items for the rich to collect and at the same time they have become less pleasant to live in. Why? Aren't you ashamed to let your people live like this?
Wait, aren't I supposed to be reducing Tumblr use?
Wait, aren't I supposed to be reducing Tumblr use?
Apologies to everyone expecting some new writing posted, I have nothing to post this week, I will be taking a brief hiatus while I try to figure out how to move forward with my zine.
Depending on how harrowing each individual loop is, getting groundhog day'd could be nice. You could have a nice staycation, after all, you know your job isn't going anywhere.
Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
WHAT
okay, but not enough people know the details on this. people at pride were upset about gay rights in australia. so they decided to sail 200 miles into the coral sea just ‘cause and put a rainbow flag on a fucking empty island out of spite. and i’m talking empty. no inhabitants. zero. it was a flat piece of land with a bit of dry grass. now it has a camp site and a post office.
they have a declaration of independence that talks a bit about gay rights and then just flat out copies the “life liberty and the pursuit of happiness” part from the american declaration of independence. and here’s the best part: the founding group actually elected their emperor. he was originally going to be called the “administrator” of a republic. their website, however, says that “upon legal advice, his title was changed to that of Sovereign on the grounds that under Australian law a defacto prince trying to claim his crown cannot be charged with treason”. so they made it a kingdom and he now claims to be a descendent of edward ii.
everything about this is glorious and everyone should know about it.
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Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read
Highlights from the timeline via wikipedia as this thread is from 2017:
As previously mentioned, the idea originated at Pride (Brisbane 2003) in reaction to punitive anti-marriage legislation
“On the 14th day of June 2004, at this highest point in the Coral Sea, Emperor Dale Parker Anderson raised the gay rainbow flag and claimed the islands of the Coral Sea in his name as homeland for the gay and lesbian peoples of the world. God Save our King!”
The campsite/capital Heaven was named after the London nightclub
War was declared on Australia in September 2004
The aforementioned stamps were issued in July 2006 “with the aim of creating a high and distinctive reputation amongst the philatelic fraternity”
They were never recognized legally/internationally as a micronation (and in fact Anderson refused to attend a conference in 2010 because they weren’t actually trying to be a sovereign nation)
In Feb 2017, Abetz was objecting to the flag of a “hostile nation” being flown
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands was dissolved in November 2017 (when same-sex marriage was legalized)
When I become president, all the people who say I couldn't make fascist jokes will be put into camps. This is a joke you should definitely take seriously because I am definitely using it to enact real change. This post is going to make me the president. Screenshotting it and trying to dunk on me will only increase my power.
For me personally I'm indifferent to random acts of violence like this because of the lack of efficacy but I do want to bring up that the "and then they don't firebomb Walmart" crowd has been real quiet as of the past week.
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
So many instrumental people were left out of history books because of the circumstances of their birth.
full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
That enough Tumblr for today
log back on and read my post you son of a bitch
*laughs maniacally while making a cismale character into a trans one*
