julian's kinky bitch

slightly-nsfw sideblog main: dont-mess-with-my-fandom used to be an ask blog for Alois trancy

[mysterywheeze]

so i was scrolling through twitter and uh

guys

i think i found proof

[i-am-ghost-proof-baby]

It gets better guys 

[buzzfeed]

“Quality meme tho”

[redladydeath]

Why are Grell’s in-betweens so beautiful?

[take-care-with-your-glasses]

A friend is watching a movie about a giant crocodile and wonders:

Movies about giant crocodiles and sharks…

How reapers collect the souls of those who die in the water?

[gotogrell]

It is AWFUL, darling. Will makes us go into the water, and there’s nothing worse than having to walk around in wet clothes. And my hair! Do you know how long it takes to dry. Will, is such a slave driver, though. He reminds us that we can’t drown, but still we get wet and some of that water is so nasty.

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[latenights]

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

[shounenchild]

This comment absolutely decimated me on impact

[yaoialien]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Grell: Is there a word that’s a mix between sad and angry?

William: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated…

Ronald: Smad.

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Grell: Here’s a visual representation of how alcohol affects members of the dispatch at different stages.

Grell: We have the young…

Ronald: Good morning!

Grell: The slightly older…

Alan: Please stop talking.

Grell: The slightly older still…

Eric: [mumbling]

Grell (about Will): And last, the boss. He’s unconscious and virtually unwakeable.

[incorrectkuroshitsuji]

Madam Red: I need your help.

Grell: Great, who are we killing?

Grell: I won’t do kids, that’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid is a dick.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[riamiloray]

Ok…I did it…me too needed so much a baby version of Julian that I had to imagine it with my hands and mind in the game’s style! 🤣 I hope you will like him! @thearcanagame

(@dream-body-pillow 😜)

[queeranesearch]

!!!!!!!!!!

[thearcanagame]

Asra, have you ever successfully hugged Muriel in all your years of knowing him? (big guy seems like he needs a hug, but don't tell him I said that 💙)

faust used to give him hugs when we were kids but she can’t wrap all the way around him anymore (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ) - asra

[a-lonely-alchemist]

[This fat tail reminds me of something. But what?]

!!!

Mx. Valdemar’s Maid Crocodile!

What makes it even better is the fat that he has a dragon form sjhskzgsjsgshs

@tcohs-messenger

F-247 belongs to @ketthejester

[dreamyarcana]

q u e e n of my goddamn heart

[teenagerposts]

[j0rrated]

anyway

[j0rrated]