I Can't Reach the Top Shelf

Australian, 34, she/her, aroace. Exclusionists do not interact. There is no order here.

[furryprovocateur]

i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

[furryprovocateur]

my least favorite thing about this website is how culturally protestant some of you are like divorce is almost always a good thing in the long-term especially when the alternative would be a miserable/abusive marriage. but instead divorce is always framed as this social and moral failing of the participants. but whateverrrr i'm always a fan of divorce i think it should be recommended more often in more circumstances and i'm not joking

[deathstars]

so much could have been improved in the sequels if kylo ren hadn’t been force sensitive

[deathstars]

no wait think about it. kylo ren not being force sensitive, but so desperate to be so he’s willing to do anything. he feels cheated out of his grand destiny, his powers that his mother and uncle (and cousin?) have. give me the story on the entitlement towards the force. it would have shown that the force is beyond biological, it always has been. it would have given a better reason for kylo ren to “fall to the dark side”, so desperate for a connection to the force that he plays the part of a dark sider, swinging a cracking red lightsaber around with no finesse or training, killing hoping that it will push him further into a dark side of the force he cannot feel. it would have given a reason for him to hate han; that because han isn’t force sensitive, it’s his fault that kylo isn’t either. kylo’s character would have been stronger because his choices would have been his own, instead of whatever whisper dream manipulations they were in canon. his evil has nothing to do with the force, but an entitled man trying to claim a power he believes is his by birthright.

this would have foiled perfectly with finn, too- one is a child born to the most powerful force sensitives in the galaxy who cannot feel the force. and finn is a child who was taken from his family, forced into soldier-hood, who feels such a deep and powerful connection to himself and the force that he breaks free. kylo ren, seething and entitled trying to claim a destiny and power that just aren’t his, and finn, who has suffered at kylo’s actions and still connected to the powerful light inside of him. the “nobody” hero of the sequels who has the power of the force and the legacy-born villain who doesn’t.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[scarlettohairdye]

I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.

[whitager]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[queue-tea-pie]

How’d it go OP

[whitager]

perhaps picking this scab off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[kairenn-n]

Bront redemption arc

[everythingfox]

He’s vibing

[blandjanet]

Maybe the real punk rock was the kindness we showed along the way

[political-us]

[gorefudge]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd. 

[stirringwinds]

[everythingfox]

You can dance if you want to

(via)

[socialistexan]

It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

[socialistexan]

Being someone old enough to be fully conscious and forming memories in both 2003 and 2025 feels like this

[socialistexan]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

My gleeful vampire

[mechinaries]

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

[thegaymertrainer]

Self care is watching this with sound

[cilantrhoes]