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userarmand

JACOB ANDERSON Variety Studio at SDCC 2026

#every time i see his face i feel so charmed #jacob anderson

userilyarozanov

HUDSON WILLIAMS as HENRY PARK in YAGA (2026)

#oh wow he's just jorkin' it huh #i know henry park is a demon but 👀#yaga spoilers

serenthelioness

YAGA Trailer

I’m so there. Spooky season perfection!

#ooh this looks so good!#i love spooky witchy mysteries and the show is perfect for an october release #yaga spoilers

second hand sellers are always doing this shit "grandpas trapped soul adds $30 to the price" if i needed a trapped soul id trap it myself.

#laugh tag

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

daylights-rain

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

#laugh tag

ticklefighthockey

nothinggg is more ilya than the tampa hotel room sequence where shane comes out, ilya acts like a dick while keeping himself physically as far from shane as possible, shane gets his feelings hurt and starts looking a little chin-wobbly, and ilya audibly GROANS and flings himself across the room to sit next to him on the bed. but he’s still not looking at shane or touching him because ilya is NOT here to comfort him or anything ok he just randomly and totally unrelatedly got tired of standing up at the exact moment that shane’s big brown eyes started getting all wet and shiny with tears and the nearest place to sit down happened to be on the bed next to shane. do NOT read anything into this none of this means ANYTHING (in under two minutes he will be crying in shane’s arms btw)

#scene of all time #hollanov #heated rivalry

kaijuerotica

much like everyone simultaneously going "ilya rozanov wears lightning mcqueen crocs" a bunch of us keep independently saying "ilya would be incredibly horny for shane in scrooge pajamas" and that's honestly so fucking funny

themoonandmyman

because both are objectively true

shaneposting

they’re trying to do a cnc home invasion scenario but shane comes out of the bedroom looking like this and says ‘who goes there’ and ilya comes instantly

#lmfao #hollanov

thekinglemingle

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

#laugh tag

gaygoatshane

shane's big ass smile when ilya squeezes his tit and calls him a pervert is very important to who #myshane is

#heated rivalry #hollanov

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

sluttynurse

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not100bees

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.