It's awful out here, Socrates

☆ "fig" | 24 | he/they ☆

[hungwy]

id like you to remember this is primarily a cat blog. anything else is just extra

[urie]

you dont need to post every single thought that comes to your mind. but i do. i have to

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[catchymemes]

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[thraginsufferable]

[catchymemes]

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[hungwy]

Spoiled caterpillars!

[dogpuppy]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[unteriors]

Old Naches Highway, Naches, Washington.

[never-obsolete]

Need for Speed: High Stakes (1999)

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline