Not a single idea here, thank you

Edema Ruh, Sherlockian, trash and little else

[fris-sucks]

good trash

[sneckoil]

For the art ask thingy, Stephen floating and meditating or whatever in criss-cross-applesauce (or pretzel style or however you call it) with Peter or whomever hanging upside down from the ceiling, also criss-cross-applesauce.

sup wizard dad

[blanwhide]

Why are you mad, Aizawa?

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Tony: So, you don’t got a girlfriend, then?

Stephen: [distractedly] Girlfriend, no. Not really my area.

Tony: Alright... Do you have a boyfriend?

Tony: Which is fine, by the way.

Stephen: [matter of factly] I know it’s fine.

Tony: So, you got a boyfriend?

Stephen: [deadpanned] No.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Fun fact: a character doesn’t have to be a good person to be a good character.

[emerson-awesome]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!

[werewolf-cuddles]

A CHARACTER DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A GOOD PERSON TO BE A GOOD CHARACTER!

[daree-to-dream]

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

[luckys-horseshoe-deactivated202]

Everyone reblog this post.

[garbageisland-0]

I would like to thank @masterdipster for blessing us with Reluctant Hero Deku. This poor boy is tired and 1000% done 

Edit: I did another one 

[suninks-moved]

how not to start your story

the beginning of your story is arguably the most important part - it determines if your reader will put it down or keep reading. here are a list of overused, cheesy ways to start your story that you should definitely avoid using. 

onomatopoeia!!! god, this one is absolutely terrible. in school, i’ve been taught that this is a good way to “hook” your reader, which is frankly garbage advice. it’s incredibly overused and probably my least favorite way to start a story ever. if anyone ever advises me to do this, i never listen to any other advice they offer.

full names. like “Harry James Potter didn’t know it yet, but he was a famous wizard”. it’s very overused. it’s also especially bad if the other names are never used again, because, well, what was the point of that intro then? none. no point. 

extensive descriptions are not only boring in the middle of the book, they are especially bad when placed in the beginning because the reader isn’t looking for the perfect image of a rainy day, they want a hook. they already know what a rainy day, sunset, or a dingy hotel room looks like. 

infodumps are ocassionally acceptable in writing, but again, if placed in the beginning, they will bore your reader. give them a little action!

the start of a story needs to be simple, because the reader is new to this world. adding in more than about 4 characters will confuse your reader. if you confuse the reader, they’ll assume the rest of the book is like this as well, and put your book back on the shelf. 

that’s all for this post, y’all, good luck and keep working on your wips! 

[adventuresinawonderland]

lucifer character’s as john mulaney quotes

Lucifer

Chloe

Trixie

Mazikeen

Ella 

Linda

Dan

Charlotte

Amenadiel

honorable mentions…

Keep reading

[l-mmorningstar]

i fucking love this. i need more

[adventuresinawonderland]

haha thank you :) i’m already planning on adding to this after s4 is released. so stay tuned!

[thefourthnorn]

Lucifer Morningstar is about 50% alcohol, 25% pansexual, 15% fancy suits, and 5% bad puns.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“One of the best feelings is finding someone who really gets you. A person who lets you be vulnerable and honest. The kind of person who encourages you to push past your flaws because they accept you as you are. Someone who never tells you that you’re too much of this and too little of that. Because to them you’re just enough of everything they love.”

— Sylvester McNutt

[laurengermanxoxo-blog]

The piano keys are black and white,

but they sound like a million colours in your mind.

[underneathyourbones]

“I’d like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly. It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep, ‘cause everything is never as it seems when I fall asleep.”

— Owl City, Fireflies

[boydykewannabe]

Lucifer, at any given moment:

Im literally the Devil

Me:

[secretlifeoffangirls]

Linda, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Maze: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Maze:

Maze: It’s perfume.

[adventuringasnotagrownup-deacti]

[untamedcomets]

This is important

[memory-machine]

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

[untouchmyhair]

Can’t even do the fake number anymore smh

[alwayssdoubting]

And people say we make up these things? If you believe all of these are fake f*ck off. I am all about accepting everyone’s opinions but not on this subject.

[wintersoldierisbae]