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Starting up artist named Emerson 19|Bi|Gemini|Male Open 6am-10pm, NYC time.

[thenatsdorf]

Mew mew mew (via)

[emerson-awesome]

"My words of Wisdom is... do what you love"

-Colin Wyckoff 1994-2015

"That was a hell of a campaign, son"

-Rick May 1940-2020

[emerson-awesome]

[quicktiger-rblx]

I made a peach spinel based off Chuu from Loona

(With some borrowed aspects from Blossom from PPG and minnie mouse for the old cartoon aspect)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes family members die but decides to like. stick around. there’s a polite period of seclusion while their corpse goes through the decaying process, bc of hygiene reasons. then once the bits and pieces fall away you get a nice clean skeleton haunted by the un-aging spirit of a family member. and it’s not like they’re another mouth to feed, so they just spent their afterlife being passed around by relatives and offering free babysitting i guess

[hedgehogcryptid]

But, you know, you can technically speed up the decaying process. I could go feed a big ass murder of crows. And then have a nice bleach bath to get rid of the itty-bitty bits that got stuck. And then go to a bone engraver to get very unique designs, to make sure its hard to fake my identity. And also to be a really cool tattooed skeleton. I’d get back to my family after a week tops. The future grandchildren could color in my cool tattoos.

Fuck you, now I want to be a cool ghost skeleton. And I can’t. Fuck you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. everything about this comment is good and right, catch me laying my skeleton out to feed the birds

2. i completely FORGOT bones could be CARVED, and for that i am shamed

gonna be the most badass skeleton babysitter 

[carnivalseb]

if you were a bare skeleton anyway I bet you could just Meccano in spare bits of unoccupied bone wanna be a bone centaur? find an unhaunted horse skeleton & stretch your legs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

art prompt: BONE CENTAUR

[rubinaito-inactive]

I know your whole shtick is cursed-content but I couldn’t help but make something a little wholesome. An elderly couple, Liam (the skeleton) and Rose (the little old lady). Liam passed away before Rose, but he chose to stick around and take care of her since they live alone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my bleeding goodness i love it

[the-mellow-wonder]

“Its great great great grandpa’s turn to take care of the kids.”

This post gave me a surge of inspiration so here ya go. The big sis is painting a dragon on her old man’s arm, while the little bro is placing a flower crown on his head. Sorry its a bit blurry.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh my goodness. i would absolutely love to see this in color if anyone is interested

[smashwolfen]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I never wanna do bones again with so many details, you’ve killed me you damn yogurt of hell, but this helped break through a bit of a art block so hindsight thank you XD

[marlynnofmany]

Here’s my addition!  This is absolutely the kind of Bone Grandma I would be.

Thank you @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ for this delightful idea that I now want to write a swarm of short stories about.

[marlynnofmany]

Here’s the first story!  897 words of fun.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses  @mywitchka

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My grandma was always a prankster. I don’t remember much before she died, but there were plenty of stories. And I do remember being amazed at the way she hid food coloring at holiday meals. The blue mashed potatoes were mind-blowing to us little kids, hidden under a layer of regular white. And that rainbow cake was beautiful. Almost as beautiful as the yelp my uncle let out when he found a ceramic shark glued in the depths of his coffee mug. Grandma made the holidays better.

Then, after she died, she made everything better.

Keep reading

[camscam18]

Ok but this is pretty much how things are at my house. We’re haunted by the ghost of my great-grandfather, and being an ethereal being with no physical form, he’ll occasionally change into whatever he wants while quoting something ridiculous. He’ll casually turn into a zebra and shout “That’s conk crete babey!”

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

[demikaworu-deactivated20141101]

wow she certainly is 

busty

[pagemusic]

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

this post changed my life forever

[emerson-awesome]

Hello again. I wanna make an effort to come back to this blog. Update (hopefully) soon.

[kaijuno]

Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[tinygiantrobotsinouterspace]

And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, he’d probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.

[breelandwalker]

Gomez Addams as the embodiment of the Rubber Duck Method for struggling students via surprise swordplay is directly on brand.

And I firmly believe that long-term residents who finish their degrees suddenly, mysteriously, find that their student loans have been paid off. The family attends every single graduation ceremony and claps and cheers for “their” students as boisterously as any parent. They make a particular point of doing so for the ones who have no other family in attendance.

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

do u ever want something so bad that you can’t even write wish-fulfillment about it u just. cry. instead.

[swindle94]

I fucking CRY everytime I read these. Out of the good feels.

[just-shower-thoughts]

2:22:22 on February 22, 2222 will be the biggest and shortest celebration ever (one second long). (2/22/2222 2:22:22)

[labelspoon]

queer craft store cashier to queer craft store customer communication

[just-shower-thoughts]

The mall Santa from your baby picture is probably dead

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody knows if they are colorblind until someone tells them they are.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Coffee is expensive by food standards, but relatively affordable by drug standards.

Reblog if you are

[s4rcoline]

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 7th of august, 2011.

[wereallcurioushere12]

The user straight up says deactivated not even with any of the dumb numbers they usually have. What the fuck

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

they were the first to escape

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

filed off their serial number

[gaybaggins]

the inherent fear that people won’t get the foreshadowing you build into your work

[penny-anna]

corresponding fear that people will see the foreshadowing and immediately guess where you’re going, ruining the surprise

[rainydaydecaf]

As a reader, I feel the need to point out I’ve RARELY been disappointed by guessing the story early on! (And let’s face it, we’ve all been backstabbed by so-called “plot twists” that we would never have guessed in the first place because it makes no sense for the characters and was clearly pulled out of someone’s ass for Shock Value)

So if your story has a twist, don’t worry about whether or not people guess it! Just make sure it’s the sort of twist that would make the average reader:

A) feel very galaxy-brained for connecting the dots

B) shriek with joy and shout “I knew it! I was right! I knew it!” when the time comes for the Reveal

Also, keep in mind that you can have more than one twist! I can’t count the number of things I’ve completely missed because I was so focused on one thing and completely ignored the signs of the second thing.

[emerson-awesome]

Or the fear of the SU response, when you reveal what you were foreshadowing and your fandom says you stole from their fan theories.