blanzocanjo

Love me a romace, better with a cat adult. Ace any/all Currently into: Miraculous, stanley parable, cotl, undertale, tadc, disco elysium, ranma 1/2, In stars and time Like but waiting: Mindwave (looks so fun), Haste

[blanzocanjo]

master post(?)

I remembered that these exist, and figured I should make one.

hi howdy hello, I am multiple epithets and titles in a hoodie, I use any pronouns, and am an adult

purpose of blog: multifandom reblogging. I like a lot of things very much, and I like having it all in one place to look at. I usually don’t lose an interest in something, but whatever is the thing currently tainting my every thought does change.

tags: I don’t use tags because I didn’t know how they worked at first, and going back to edit them in when tumblr sends me back to the top of the page after every edit sounds supremely unpleasant.

asks: sure why not.

Warnings: I am in the cult of the lamb, disco elysium, and in stars in time fandoms, among others. I will regularly reblog art that features gore, suicide, substance abuse, and other things generally falling under the umbrella of 18+. Generally, I would say that if you are under 18, or dislike/fear/don’t vibe with imagery of blood, gore, graphic violence, self harm, mental breakdowns, poor mental health, and/or substance abuse, it’s probably in your best bet to steer clear due to my nonexistent tagging system.

gecko: Persian Wonder Gecko (I do not have a real pet gecko, but my imaginary pet gecko is named periwinkle)

Cutie<3

[kosmogrl]

I want to be 19 again I would do everything right this time

[duckinpink]

Scolioses Grace pt 2(pt 1)

I do not envy him.

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

(there is pt 2 now)

[falsity555-deactivated20251002]

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[aphractal2]

mourning my emotional support tree

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[pillowspace]

Just saw a post saying “everyone post your biggest hear me outs” but I misread it as “everyone post your biggest fear hear me outs” and I thought it was gonna be people discussing the scariness of things the average person isn’t afraid of

[pillowspace]

Thank you to the people now telling me their biggest fear hear me outs

[catdile]

Fear hear me outs call that a fear me out AAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

also they were originally a form of underwear and I think that’s nifty!

[shroompuff1]

GAUD THIS HAS LONG BEEN COMMON KNOLEDGE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I don’t know what the fuck counts as common knowledge!!! for years I thought everyone knew that lobsters have teeth in their stomachs & blood can be used as an egg substitute. my perspective is slightly skewy!

[perniciousprophet]

How much blood contitutes one egg?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

¼ cup of blood can be substituted for one medium sized egg

[venomaximus]

There are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body and this post put all of my cells in attack mode

[gigglepuffpixie]

does it have to be wet blood? because dried blood is more shelf stable

i actually have a similar question regarding the infamous “virgin blood.” honestly, the dry stuff is just so much easier to work with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my thought process is that if milk can be powdered, blood probably can be too seeing as mammal milk is just filtered blood

[acethememelorde]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#breast milk is actually called white blood by some people

milk is mostly made out of white blood cells, we should absolutely just refer to it as White Blood

[nimblermortal]

Do I Need To Pull Out The Perpetual Lactation Story?

[lemon-badgeress]

…yeeeeees? yes.

[nimblermortal]

This is a summary of a branch of medieval theology.

As we all know, women are responsible for original sin, as a result of which mankind was cast from the Garden of Eden and women were cursed with painful childbirth. In addition women have periods, which are the sign of original sin.

Problem: The Virgin Mary was perfect. Can’t have been cursed with original sin. No periods.

Question: Where does the blood go?

For all our wonderful theories about spontaneous generation and phlogiston, we do believe in some form of conservation of matter. If women have all this extra blood all the time, you can’t just have one wandering around with it building up inside her. It’s gotta go somewhere!

Well, we figured it out in the end. You see, as we all know not least from reading the above post, milk is just boiled blood. So for Mary, the blood just sort of condensed and she was in a state of perpetual lactation.

This led to things like a particular saint (it’s Bernard) having a vision of the Madonna appearing before him and squirting her breast milk into his mouth, to apply either wisdom or a cure for an eye infection, which has delightfully been depicted in several works of art.

[lemon-badgeress]

may i change my answer

[kittydesade]

no

[askoverkill]

Query: What is energy and how can we get more?

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

[REQUEST RECEIVED AND APPROVED.]

[INFORMATION OPEN:]

[ENERGY IS WHAT POWERS EVERYTHING WITHIN THE UNIVERSE. IN RELATION TO WISHCRAFT, IT IS WHATEVER FUELS THE WISHES. THE METHOD OF WISHCRAFT RELIES ON DIFFERENT FORMS OF PAYMENTS.]

[EXAMPLE: A FAVOR TREE WILL ALLOW A WISH TO BE CONDUCTED USING ITS LEAVES, GIVEN IT HAS THE PROPER RITUAL. THE POWER USED IS SUPPLIED BY THE WISHER'S INTENT AND CRAFT.]

[EXAMPLE: A WONDER WELL IS USED TO CONDUCT WISHES, AS APPROVED BY ITS CONDUIT. THE PAYMENT IS INSTEAD SUPPLIED BY THE WISHER IN THE FORM OF A VOTIVE OFFERING.]

[VOTIVE OFFERINGS ARE VALUED BASED ON THE WISHER'S INTENT AND PERCEPTION OF VALUE. THE WISHES POWER IS EQUAL TO THE OFFERING'S VALUE.]

[SIMPLY: TO EMPOWER A WISH, ADD MORE INTENT.]

[INFORMATION CLOSED:]

[bi-shop]

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i honestly did struggle a bit on nightmare freddy because i Knew what i was going for in terms of symbolism and theming, i just didn't know how to exactly play around with his concept without just...recycling the design. but then i remembered fnaf 4's initial teaser where the freddles are crawling out of him and i thought. yeah what if the freddles just pop out of him lol.

anyways! nightmare fred!! next up would be nightmare fredbear...but it would take a while before we actually meet him so don't worry for now.

[askoverkill]

Query: Can the same two files be merged twice?

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

[REQUEST RECEIVED AND APPROVED.]

[CORRECT. TWO FILES CAN BE MERGED MULTIPLE TIMES, PROVIDED THERE IS CONSENT AND ENOUGH POWER TO FUEL THE ACTION.]

[askoverkill]

Query: How and for what reason was the temporary reflection created?

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

[REQUEST RECEIVED AND APPROVED.]

[INFORMATION OPEN.]

[HOW:] [TEMPORARY REFLECTION (VM) WAS THE RESULT OF AN ARCHIVED WISH.]

[WHY: WISH CONTENT:]

[I WISH YOU'D END ME, I WISH I WASN'T OF THIS WORLD ANYMORE, I WISH YOU'D TAKE ME OUT OF THIS FAILED ROLE, JUST DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO GET ME OUT OF THIS LIFE!]

[WELL REQUEST: LIFE FOR LIFE.] [RELOCATE REBIRTH INTO DIFFERENT WORLD.]

[INFORMATION CLOSED.]

[ashstfu]

[askoverkill]

SELECT wishes.wisher, wishes.wish_content, wishes.status, conduit.conduit_name JOIN ON wishes.conduit_id = conduits.id WHERE wishes.made_in_dormont;

[Overkill is made by Pedro and Sam]

transcript below:

[REQUEST RECEIVED AND APPROVED.]

[DISPLAY LIST WISHES MADE IN DORMONT]

[INFORMATION OPEN.]

wisher wish_content status conduit_name

conduit[0] Stay with family ARCHIVED LEAF

conduit[0] Stay with family CONSUMED LEAF

conduit[0] Help Me ARCHIVED WISHFALL

conduit[0] Help Me ACTIVE WISHFALL

conduit[1] Stay with family CONSUMED LEAF

conduit[1] Stay with family CONSUMED LEAF

conduit[1] Prft Pl?y £¶—ا »???

conduit[1] •Þ¥¿Â£óÞ¢áñ £¶—ا »???

Siffrin[0] Stay with family CONSUMED LEAF

Siffrin[1] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 10.Siffrin[2] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 11.Siffrin[3] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 12.Siffrin[4] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 13.Siffrin[5] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 14.Siffrin[6] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 15.Siffrin[7] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 16.Siffrin[8] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 17.Siffrin[9] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 18.Siffrin[10] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 19.Siffrin[12] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 20.Siffrin[13] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 21.Siffrin[14] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 22.Siffrin[15] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 23.Siffrin[16] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 24.Siffrin[17] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 25.Siffrin[18] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 26.Siffrin[19] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 27.Siffrin[20] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 28.Siffrin[21] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 29.Siffrin[22] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 30.Siffrin[23] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 31.Siffrin[24] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 32.Siffrin[25] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 33.Siffrin[26] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 34.Siffrin[27] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 35.Siffrin[28] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 36.Siffrin[29] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 37.Siffrin[30] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 38.Siffrin[31] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 39.Siffrin[32] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 40.Siffrin[33] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 41.Siffrin[34] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 42.Siffrin[35] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 43.Siffrin[36] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 44.Siffrin[37] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 45.Siffrin[38] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 46.Siffrin[39] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 47.Siffrin[40] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 48.Siffrin[41] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 49.Siffrin[42] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 50.Siffrin[43] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 51.Siffrin[44] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 52.Siffrin[45] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 53.Siffrin[46] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 54.Siffrin[47] Stay with family RETCON conduit[0] 55.Siffrin[47] Retcon wish COMPLETE conduit[1] 56.Siffrin[48] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 57.Siffrin[49] Stay with family CONSUMED conduit[0] 58.conduit[0] New Life ARCHIVED conduit[0] 59.Siffrin[49] Stay with family REPLACED conduit[0] 60.Siffrin[49] Be alone ACTIVE conduit[1] 61.Siffrin[49] Keep Lupus safe ACTIVE conduit[0] 62.Siffrin[50] Stay with family ACTIVE wonderwell 62.Siffrin[50] More time ACTIVE conduit[0] 63.Siffrin[49] Close Garden ACTIVE conduit[1]

[INFORMATION CLOSED.]

[candygoop]

you can draw something self indulgent instead of the thing you were originally gonna draw and call it a warm up right?