Gemini/Female/Bi/ENFP/Feminist. Proud English teacher to seventh grade hellions. Lover of many fandoms but a master of none. Currently writing Dragon Age fics. I loved to be asked things!
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Omg omg I just found your blog and the amazing 3D models of quagsire and clodsire (and wooper) you made!!!!!! Would it be possible to get a rotating ping version? For me to look at lovingly forever…. 🥺👉👈
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“Easy now, cub. You’re as sweet and untouched as a new bride. Better than your mother, I’d wager. I could just as well marry you and then we wouldn’t need her anymore, hmm?”
[telemachus/antinous]
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
Remaining time: 6 days 12 minutes
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
it's so disrespectful when the cat youre playing string toy with stops to groom themselves. talk about breaking immersion. like okay here EYE thought we were engaged in the sacred contrast of pretending String Toy was a live animal besieging you and not controlled by me and here YOU are licking your asshole unconcerned about String Toys escape.
Chapters: 6/7
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
(yes, the chapter count went up - whoops)
Clark?" The flash of green Lex is met with isn't quite what he expects. There's a spark there—a warmth he can't place. "What?"
Clark cocks his head, eyebrows pinching as if confused by the question, but after a moment he blinks the expression away. To Lex's relief and detriment, a fond smile appears in its place. "I'm just glad you found me. That's all."
The lurch in Lex's stomach is reminiscent of a free fall. "Well, yeah—who knows what you would have done wandering around Smallville with no memory."
Rolling his eyes, Clark sits on the far corner of the bed. Safely out of reach. "No, I mean—I'm glad it was you who found me." He clears his throat, eyes lowering to where he's picking at his fingernails. "It brought us back together, you know? And I'm grateful for that."
Lex isn't sure there is any air left in the room, but he manages a hushed, "Me too, Clark."
"I just wish me hurting you wasn't a part of us getting here," Clark admits at the same volume.
"Eh, it was worth it."
Lex says it without thinking, without really meaning to.
It may be the most truthful sentence he's spoken aloud in his entire life.
(tags under the cut)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Lex Luthor, Clark Kent, Dr. Gabrielle Vaughn, Martha Kent, Lois Lane
Additional Tags: Episode: s04e01 Crusade (Smallville), Passive Suicidality, The Mysterious Case of Lex Luthor's Disappearing Poisoned Blood, Reconciliation, POV Lex Luthor, Hurt/Comfort, the hurt/comfort is mostly emotional but there is a physical aspect to it, Lex Luthor Needs a Hug, Fix-It, Clark Kent Tells Lex Luthor the Truth, Angst and Humor, like the humor is there as a poor attempt to balance out the angst, or at least I think it's funny, Heavy Drinking, as in Lex gets verryyy drunk, Internal Monologue, Character Study, though certain parts are more so than others, Canon-Typical Violence
Summary:
Lex refuses to acknowledge the stinging in is eyes, to show that level of weakness. How affected he is by the realization that Clark doesn't know him. He wrestles with the hollow ache threatening to swallow him whole until it submits, forcing it into the ancient lead box in his mind and locking it tight.
He sends the stranger wearing Clark's face a lopsided smile. "I'm a friend."
Clark blinks once. "You can take me to the sign?"
Lex turns away again, not trusting his expression as he says, "What are friends for?"
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What if Lex found Clark in 4x01 instead of Lois?
also affectionately known as: Crusade (Lex's Version)
Written for Smallville Clex Week 2026 Day 5: Rescue (June 11)
Every Jedi has their own particular twist - Kit Fisto uses a hallucinogenic seaweed found on his native planet. Plo Koon’s is literally lethal to non Kel-Dor but is the galaxy’s best known grease remover. Mace’s stash appears relatively tame, but has an aftertaste that kicks in half an hour later when you’ve already drunk half the bottle and cannot be removed by any mouthwash known to civilization. No one knows what Yoda’s tastes like, except possibly Dooku and the only time he was ever asked his eyes went blank, his shoulder twitched compulsively and he he immediately called a retreat - it is therefore the most sought after secret in the temple. Luminara has a variety that tastes of something only describable as “pure regret”. She’s been working on “horrified realisation” for a while now but has only managed “embarassed mortification”. Qui-Gon liked to infuse tea and spices into his brew, and brought back more than a few exotic species to feed his habit. Obi-Wan continues the tradition, however due to the increasing stresses of war the tea varieties he uses have steadily been increasing in both bitterness and caffeine content. It is colloquially known as “the sleepless death” and is banned in eight star systems. Skywalker’s version is surprisingly palatable, does not cause hallucinations and packs a kick stronger than a Dug on steroids. It’s made of bugs.
I remember right after the Superman movie come out everyone was making the “Clark saved Lex’s life by saving Krypto before Kara ever found out” jokes and its absolutely fantastic to me how supergirl 100% confirmed that to be true. Lex doesn’t even KNOW how lucky he is that he got the emotionally stable super
#season FIVE mind you!!! #after she turned on him for literally no reason! #there was nothing in this for him! #sitting by her bedside talking to her like this isn’t for PR or whatever #he still cares #just because she doesn’t and Clark doesn’t and Lana is on the fence #he still LOVES THEM #no wonder they cut this scene #god forbid we see how much he hasn’t changed (via @cinnamonanddean)
lex and lana go to the smallville anniversary event hosted by superboy, sadly clark can't go because he has to help at the kent's general store. but lana gets him a poster!
The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch
i think i don't really vibe with most other fans of my favorite male characters is because they usually depict them too much of a man, and i am not interested in men, i am interested in The Character. and i am not saying that they should depict them as women, or nonbinary, or should depict them as feminine, no, not at all. but there's like, you know, you can depict a male character as The Character, and you can depict them as The Man. do you get me? like, i go to the fandom looking for art and fics, and it's just, regardless of his actual characterization, it's all just fantasizing about some kind of an abstract dominant patriarch, wearing my favorite character's face. it may be the most totally-wouldnt-have-normal-relationships (and sometimes even would-literally-abuse-you) kind of guy, and you join a dedicated space for his fans, and all they talk about is how they want to marry and start a tradcore 50s style nuclear family with him. it can be a guy who's arrogance and attempts of domination are explicitly shown to be a facade that hide the fact that he's actually kind of a massive pathetic wet loser, and you go to his fics, and they're all depicting him as a caricaturish daddy dom. at this point it's like, do you even like the character at all, or do you just like The Man, and project this man onto whatever character you find visually attractive? and these people kind of, really really poison actual discussion of the character, who is kind of a fucked up evil person (i only like *those* types, so im talking about them) because they see analysis of the actual character as an attack on their fantasized daddy dom husband, who is actually isn't The Character at all, and is simply a face of the day for The Man
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