Flopsided Debauchery.

[x7x7x7x7x7]

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

[illmaticraj]

I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen this before

[paninimami]

Throwback lol

[telvi1]

I feel old lol

[unclewalk-deactivated20190218]

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

early 2000s 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[darcy-lewis-blogs]

OMFG

[polygonalfish]

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[bugsongs]

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace   

[hocuspocus-23]

The more I see you the more I want you

[yolonists]

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[haunted-hideaway]

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[brasilian-bs]

The number 24 is considered “gay” in Brazil, so straight men will have candles like this for their 24th birthdays…

[brasilian-bs]

It stems from what now is illegal gambling.

The “jogo do bicho”(animal game) started back in 1892 by baron João Batista Viana Drummond, founder of the Rio de Janeiro’s Zoo, as a way of keeping it from closing it’s doors. Then, the visitors would buy the ticket and get one of 25 animals, and, by the end of the day, if you had the animal that was drawn, you could get up to 20x what you paid for the ticket. Nowadays we have bicheiros(people who work with the bettings) all around town who organize everything.

The thing that makes the number 24 gay for us is that the corresponding animal is the deer, and, in portuguese, deer sounds like a slur for homosexual men. Veado means deer, while viado comes from transviado, which could be translated as perverted(from God’s way). This term was taken back by the LGBT+ community but can still be used in a pejorative way.

[sprachtraeume]

This is such a reach are straight men ok

[manicpixiedreamtransladyperson]

When you turn the number of years old that’s the same as the corresponding identification number in a currently illegal gambling game for an animal who’s name sounds sort of like perverted so you have to create a candle with a mathematical expression on it to mask that you are that many years old

[1ightly]

wish i didn’t have neighbors so I could lay outside on the grass with my titties out like god intended

[showerthoughtspost]

Dogs are wireless doorbells.

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[ir0n-angel]

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.