Tighter Than a Nuns Vagina

[toastbutteregg]

esp people you havent heard from in awhile

[c-bassmeow]

Omg

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[carillonghorn]

[pegfar]

Sano + 3 hell hounds

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[histrionic-hero]

[thequantumranger]

Pokémon the Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back Evolution (2019)

[guccixcucci]

[susiethemoderator]

Show me the exaggeration in this video and I’ll show you you’re lying

[memecucker]

[shelgon]

[p0rn-daddy]

Lady seen struggling with her eyelashes during a boat ride

i’m feeling her pain

credit

[square-hammered]

People: You gonna burn in Hell

Me:

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

LMFOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zindabad]

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

[ve-nus-]

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[irunonwaterman]

Posted this before but posting again.

This is a life saver when you have lower back problems.