Ruby, drunk crying: B-BUT I-ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!
Pyrrha, comfortingly: Sweetie, itās alright, I promise.
Ruby: NO ITāS N-NOT! ITāS NOT FAIR AT ALL! EVERYTIME YOU HUG ME YOU COMPLETELY ENVELOPE ME IN IT, AND I CAN REALLY FEEL ALL OF YOUR LOVE FROM IT, BUT I CANT DO THE SAME THING! *Waves her arms* MY F-FEEBLE ARMS ARE TOO SMALL!!!!!
Pyrrha: N-no no, honey. Your arms arenāt feeble, I swear. I love your hugs. They are full of the biggest of love.
Ruby: YOUāRE LYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER! MY ARMS ARE SO TINY! AND ITāS ALL YANGāS FAULT!
Yang: What?! How the hell did i get into this conversation?!
Ruby: YOU STOLE ALL THE GOOD GENES, YOU GIANT DOOFUS! AND I GOT STUCK WITH THE INFERIOR SMALL GENES THAT MAKE ME INCAPABLE OF PROPERLY HUGGING PYRRHA!!!!!!!!
Ruby: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SHOW MY LOVE TO PYRRHA WITH MY TINY ARMS?! HOW?!?!?! YOU HOGGED THE GOOD HUGGING GENES!!!!! ALL OF THEM! I GOT NONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!
Yang: That is some stupid ass logic right the-
Pyrrha, hugging Ruby: Hey now, donāt blame Yang for this. Itās not her fault.
Ruby, sniffing: YOUāRE RIGHT! ITāS MY FAULT! I SHOULDāVE DRANK MORE MILK! I NEGLECTED THE FOOD PYRAMID!
Pyrrha, gently but sternly: No, itās not your fault either. No one is at fault because thereās nothing wrong. I love your tiny size, you fit perfectly in my arms. I wouldnāt want you any other way. Okay?
Ruby: BUT ITāS STILL NOT FAIR! MY HUGS ARE COMPLETELY INFERIOR TO YOUR HUGS AND YOU DESERVE BETTER!!!!
Pyrrha: Now that is a li-
Ruby: YANG, HUG PYRRHA IN MY PLACE!
Ruby: HUG PYRRHA SO SHE KNOWS HOW IT FEEL TO BE ENVELOPE IN A HUG!!!
Yang, awkwardly: I uhā¦.dont think I should do that. I mean, sheās your girlfriend an-
Ruby: I SAID HUG PYRRHA RIGHT NOW!
Yang, putting her arms up in surrender : Okay okay! Fine, Iāll do it! Geeze.
*Yang awkwardly hugs Pyrrha*
Ruby, sniffing: A-are you feeling my love, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: uhā¦ā¦.yeah, sweetie. I sure am.
Ruby: Good good. *Sniffs* Put my love into the hug, Yang. I want her to know how much I love her.
Yang, sarcastically: Would you like me to cuddle with her tonight too?
Ruby: DONāT SASS ME AND JUST HUG MORE!