blazingjaguar's cool blog

heyo it's blaze, your friendly neighborhood Florida man male he/him 23

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[escapedheart]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[blazingjaguar02]

"There's no fuckin way tara strong posted incest art back in 201- oh..."

[radiowireeater]

my stupid chud son needs YouTube to function

[plaguedocboi]

Wait why is youtube now putting an ai button on videos that’s like “tell me what this video is about”??? Do they think we’re too stupid to watch video now?

[plaguedocboi]

Like is the pitch at this point really that we should be relying on ai to do our jobs, make our art, make our music, do our homework, do our chores, research for us, write our papers and emails and texts, summarize all our books and videos and movies into a single sentence, strap a chatbot to your physical body so it can tell you how to respond to people in real life, replace therapy and friends and partners, think for us, do for us, exist for us, and this is being sold as “convenience”? Wow ai saves me so much time! It’s so nice to have something that can live for me so I have more time to *checks notes scribbled on hand* uhh. Sit and stare blankly at a wall? I think that’s all that’s left really

[jester-de-punyalada]

Man. The "unalive" type of self-censorship may mostly be just perpetuating folklore? People are talking inanely just based on vibes on the great mighty algorithm?? Mannnn

[blazingjaguar02]

Playing flappy bird

I can see why this game was removed from the app store...

[blazingjaguar02]

Yep I'm cooked chat GG

[catchymemes]

[nixon-official]

sex is lowkirkenuinely kind of icky tho

[blazingjaguar02]

Don't let the counter fool you, this shit took me 250+ attempts

[oneheadtoanother]

[oneheadtoanother]

[blazingjaguar02]

Y'alllll I was researching stories to read for my YouTube channel only to find out the puppeteer's from FUCKING yulee

If creepypastas were real I'd be related to this dude...

[kosmogrl]

such a beautiful pic.. I’m still in awe

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[blazingjaguar02]

Soooo I just got an idea for a warrior cats fanfiction (set on the actual cat island off the coast of Rio de Janeiro) and I was wondering if I should post it on ao3 JUST TO SEE if the curse actually works