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stlaynejames:
Ahh school. The where “No, don’t mix those chemicals together, you’ll blow up the classroom” can be heard from down the hall and no one blinks an eye.
I couldn’t help myself, I knew exactly what I was mixing together but it was all worth it to see the look on Mr. Faulkner’s face, I’m sure he had a great time at the eyewash station.
@cadenceduh: someone form the new directions, walmart, big time rush with me pls.
@blazinmax: i don't have a dick but i could totally draw fake beard on?
@blazinmax: plus i have a bigger imaginary dick than all the guys in glee.
babyharper:
Wow, I never really thought about it that way - that kind of sucks actually. Wait - really? On feet? That’s an actual … thing?!
It’s a harsh reality. Yep, it’s a totally real and gross thing, I don’t understand how some dudes can be into it but to each their own.
text mssg 📧 scooby gang
mj: i know school started
mj: you, my kids, better show up
mj: don't make me drag you there myself
mj: btw i have pencils and like, two notebooks if you guys need them
max: i swear im going to school MOM
max: i will take a pencil tho
TEXT MESSAGE - SHEA
shea: i feel that. i want to wear one of those dramatic gauzy fur-lined robes.
max: that would be the life
max: i can't wait to live our best sugar baby lives
TEXT MESSAGE - BRIE
brie: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo she's so STUPID
brie: i'm like fuck you and your neurotypical bullshit
brie: also like let's look at my list should we:
brie: dillion is currently fucking me (i mean like, not right now. he's doing that whole thing where he plays fortnite on his phone and lays over on my lap lmao.), shea has fucked me (sorry), wren has fucked me, and considering the boner he popped that time we were working on that duet at the studio...i can bet that mikey probably would or has at least thought about it (did i ever tell you about that?).
brie: and who wants to fuck audrey? no one that i know of.
brie: so. lmao. -clown emoji-
max: i was literally dying of laughter like wtf is she on?
max: OH MY GOD WHAT
max: mikey popped a fucking boner? oh my god sksksk
max: but like can anyone prove that anyone has fucked audrey's razor sharp vag because i feel like no one would actually want to fuck her after she opened her mouth
babyharper:
Why not just become like one of those successful youtubers or something? They apparently can do pretty good. Wait- what do feet pics have to do with money..?
Because that takes tons of effort and then you risk potentially no one watching your videos or content anyway. Some people get off on feet so people sometimes pay for feet pics. It’s weird, but I guess some people like it.
TEXT MESSAGE - BRIE
max: BITCH
max: pls stop dragging audrey
max: actually don't i'm cackling at this shit
max: https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1a03f0757a6d2a6fcf0454eca8d23e7/tumblr_pqajysg0ZS1vntq6no1_500.jpg
juliet-mccarthy:
How many times can a person open the fridge, expecting something new to have appeared, only to find out that no, nothing has been magically added since the last time you looked? The answer is many… many times. Even Jane’s cat is starting to look at me like I’m insane.
Maybe try to ask your parents to go get more food? Or you could always just go grab something yourself.
babyharper:
I’m thinking the stripper idea is probably a bit safer than a sugar daddy but also do you have any other ideas? I’m sure you could do something better than a stripper!
Not really, the goal is to just get a lot of money before I’m twenty and those are my best options. Oh! Or selling feet pics.
brieofsky:
“i would literally rather chew my own arm off than have to go back to school shopping with my dad tonight. there’s nothing wrong with hanging out with my dad, but it’s the back to school part that can sincerely eat my ass.”
“At least your dad is taking you back to school shopping. My dad gave me ten dollars so I guess I’m gonna just buy some pens and a notebook, not like I’m gonna need anything more and if I go cheap enough I’ll be able to buy a pack of gum and cigs. But school can royally kiss my ass, I’m going to be under the bleachers 99% of the time anyway.”
TEXT MESSAGE - SHEA
shea: we can take each other's pictures and critique poses xoxo
shea: hey, sugar mama or sugar daddy. i'm pretty enough to be a twink.
shea: i'm an equal opportunity sugar baby
max: i'm not denying that you have total twink potential but i want all the daddies :(
max: not that i'm opposed to mommies but just the thought of some dude who's about to croak and draining him of his money is just such a turn on.
TEXT MESSAGE - SHEA
shea: yeah definitely. let's set me up one too. we can be skeezy online together.
max: ugh yes, i'm gonna bust out the good lingerie for this
max: we'll find you a good sugar mama.
TEXT MESSAGE - SHEA
max: wanna help me set up a sugar baby account?
max: to have on hold until i turn 18?
babyharper:
Well, I mean - I don’t hate school exactly, to be honest. Maybe I’m a rare one.. but you have plans to be a stripper? For real or are you joking?
For real but kind of joking too, it’s just my current thought. Or if I can get a sugar daddy that would be even more ideal.
babyharper:
It just hit me that school is starting up again soon - I am honestly not looking forward to it all that much, how did the break pass by so fast?!
I don’t think anyone ever wants to go back to school. It’s hell and when I turn eighteen, I’m dropping out and becoming a stripper.
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