OH , THE AUDACITY !

Your every wish is our command! Your every whimsical desire brought to life. But I'm warning you , there's ALWAYS a price

[neonluxi]

Fangs + drool + rainbows 

It was a refresher for me to remind myself how to give mouths more character. Sometimes rainbows make things look delicious; desserts for example…

Available as stickers on my Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/neonluxi/works/36627356-rainbow-drool-sticker-set?p=sticker&size=small&size=medium

[dankmemeuniversity]

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[blckycllw-blog]

Mfuckin starter call 🔪🔪

[themusewhomuses]

What is that sound?

             Can you hear the sound of hundreds of thundering footsteps?

What is that scent?

             Can you smell the blood that had rusted on the very ground you stand on?

What is standing before me?

             Can you see the boiling fury forever imprinted on their faces?

What is that on the rise?

                                                           REVOLUTION 

[lilac-rph]

      Another day in this 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒍 of 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒔.              Another night settles in as quickly as it goes.

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todayradio‌:

“ Yeah ?? Be my guest ! It takes quite a bit for me to give in to negative feelings. “ was he going to regret this ? most likely.

A small laugh escapes him as he pulls out some photos  (  albeit very random and somehow out of nowhere  ) before showing it to Mic  ,  the photo depicting him falling face-first into someone else’s crotch

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whaaat ahahaha

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todayradio‌:

“ You’re wrong !! I can never get sad, mad, irritated or offended– I am the embodiment of HAPPINESS ! No such thing as sadness exists for me ! “

“ Is ‘at so  ?  I’m sure I can change it fer ya  !  ”

[blckycllw-blog]

❛ the penis is triangle shaped. ❜

Mulaney // accepting

he laughs as he looks at the other mans dick  ,  seeing it elongate and turn into the shape of a triangle  .“  hyeahahahahha  !!!  jesus cHRIST KURAN  !!  ”

[blckycllw-blog]

To spite domo , haru has a tentacle dick and it’s really thick and long .

[munchmemesa]

john mulaney starters. ( from various interviews & clips )

❛  it was the best time. it was an innocent time.  ❜

❛  are we doing it correctly  ?  ❜

❛  who am i talking about  ?  you  ?  ❜

❛  my neighbour was arrested by the fbi for being a cannibal.  ❜

❛  the fbi was swarming our lobby and arrested this guy at a six am raid.  ❜

❛  no, he never said to me in the elevator  ‘ guess what : i might be a cannibal. ’  ❜

❛  he was quiet but he was so hungry.  ❜

❛  we’ve all been there.  ❜

❛  i really want that to be a lie.  ❜

❛  florida is the costco of upsetting people.  ❜

❛  it was like comic con but alcoholic.  ❜

❛  so, i put it in the refrigerator. i took the hat and i put it in the fridge.  ❜

❛  that is an interesting way to look at it.  ❜

❛  this guy touched my car and i’m gonna nail him.  ❜

❛  the mud on the carpet  ?  oh, that’s mine  ?  alright.  ❜

❛  we’re a little different as people.  ❜

❛  there’s always like five of his friends that he calls ‘ the homies ’ sleeping on the floor.  ❜

❛  these are like XXXL shirt and jacket with spongebob squarepants pajama bottoms.  ❜

❛  i must be the best person you know.  ❜

❛  you’re amongst weird company.  ❜

❛  at best, prom is like a wedding.  ❜

❛  i’ve never met anyone who had a good prom.  ❜

❛  you bought a limo  ?  ❜

❛  i’ve been nervous for 35 years.  ❜

❛  they have a room for giraffes.  ❜

❛  no  !  camels, not giraffes  !  ❜

❛  i’m just gonna sit here and eat popcorn.  ❜

❛  this is your day to stroke each other off  !  ❜

❛  warren, warren, warren. that’s a weird name.  ❜

❛  we got high in my room.  ❜

❛  i would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk.  ❜

❛  i get scared at outdoor concerts.  ❜

❛  i eat the mushrooms. i eat them all and i start hallucinating, as one does.  ❜

❛  i watched a woman eat a hot dog over a garbage can and i stared at her like she was the mona lisa.  ❜

❛  why don’t you have a seat  ?  everything’s gonna be fine.  ❜

❛  i discard people when i don’t need them.  ❜

❛  much like tantric sex, it’s the same mess at the end.  ❜

❛  give me a vial of your urin and i’ll do it.  ❜

❛  oh, look. we actually did it.  ❜

❛  the penis is triangle shaped.  ❜

❛  do not do that. because you could get hurt or worse.  ❜

❛  it’s called ‘ violins against violence. ’  ❜

❛  but didn’t you listen to our whole philosophy thing  ?  ❜

❛  i know but it’s bullshit.  ❜

❛  oh, no. that was so long ago. who knows what happened in that dark tunnel.  ❜

❛  nope, there is no right way to say this.  ❜

❛  if you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father you are an insane person.  ❜

❛  listen to me. we’re going to win. this is going to be fantastic.  ❜

❛  is it me  ?  ❜

❛  i’m not mad at you about the marker. i’m not mad about the marker.  ❜

❛  if i’m mad at anyone, it’s the dog.  ❜

❛  oh, that spider is so turned on.  ❜

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blckycllw·:

“  eeeeeehhh  ?  I don’t see why I’d need ta  !  it’s just silly ole you  !!  ” he hops up onto his feet  ,  hands going upward and forming into a t pose  .  Smile seems to never leave his face as he sticks his tongue out a bit  ,  an attempt at being cute despite the fact he’s caused many crimes and murders  .

“ It being ‘ silly ole me ’ is just the problem. “ Tsunagu replied, finally bringing his eyes up to address the unwelcome visitor before pinching at the bridge of his nose, like a really angry giant and a really tiny bridge.

“ It’s my exact job to send you to prison. Don’t think I won’t. “

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“  oooooh~  ?  you will  ,  is that what I heard  ?  ”  a hand comes to cup his ear  , as if to mock the other man  .  Acting as if he couldn’t hear him properly  .  he plops himself onto the jhair  ,  making himself comfortable  .

“  If ‘at’s yer job then how come ye haven’t dunnit already  ,  huh  ?  ”

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requested by austinmoonland

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flashyquiirks‌:

An exasperated groan from the tall hero at the all too familiar (and exceedingly irritating) voice. Since the clowns most recent run-in with the law, a smarter man probably wouldn’t break into the number 3 pro hero’s office. But Haru had approximately one braincell, and he seemed to have left it at home.

“ You shouldn’t be here, you know.·“ He said coldly, not looking up from the work in his hands as Haru proceeded to make a mess of his work station.

“  eeeeeehhh  ?  I don’t see why I’d need ta  !  it’s just silly ole you  !!  ” he hops up onto his feet  ,  hands going upward and forming into a t pose  .  Smile seems to never leave his face as he sticks his tongue out a bit  ,  an attempt at being cute despite the fact he’s caused many crimes and murders  .

[blckycllw-blog]

@tornu​

“ OI OI OI  !!!  WATCH WHERE YER SWINGIN’ DAT TING  !!!  YA COULD OF FUCKIN CUT ME  !!!  ”

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@flashyquiirks​

He drops in from the ceiling of the other man’s agency  ,  crawling on the desk and standing on his hands as he walks over to the man dressed in denim  .

“  HEYYYY !!! LONG TIME NO SEE JEAN MAN  !!  how’s it poppin’  ?  ”