Server Life

[blcomo101]

Cool, you'll work for me??

Oh. But you don't show up and I get blamed. -_-

[blcomo101]

Cold beer?

While I relate to your want for a cold beer, no, you cannot order one at 8am....

[blcomo101]

Hot coffee.

9:00 at night. Customer: Can I get a coffee? Me: Sure thing (even though I don't want too, I'll brew you a whole fresh pot, just because I'm a super duper server like that). Thirty minutes later..... Customer leaves, whole cup of now ice cold coffee still sitting on table untouched. Thanks. Thanks a lot. #thanksobama

[blcomo101]

When you ask them how everything's going.

“How are things so far?” Customer nods head, smiles and continues eating. Ten minutes later, manager comes up to you “Table 94 said their food was over cooked and you never checked on them.” Well screw you too table 94.

[blcomo101]

This is totally a fast food place

Do not come into my steakhouse, and decide to seat yourself. This isn't McDonald's bitch. You sit where I put you. #nowshutupandeat

[blcomo101]

Refills?

Oh, your glass is half full? Let me fill everyone at the tables glasses up just to look at you and see you drank all your water again. #letmejustleaveyouthepitcher

[blcomo101]

Extra lemons?

When someone asks for extra lemons on the side and then they never even touch them... #thingsservershate

[blcomo101]

Uhhhhhhh......

[blcomo101]

My first Tumblr post.

What do I say? I've fallen victim to the Tumblr generation. I suppose I should have guessed it would happen eventually. Updates will be Tuesday, Thursday, or Friday. I'll try to update entertaining updates. :). :). :). - Brandi.