sentence starters meme. feel free to change any pronouns/format to fit with characters better. taken from this video. may work better if adding âiâm [character name], [age], andâŚâ to the beginning of these sentence starters, but itâs not necessary. a mix bag of nsfw, humour/crack, angsty, etc.Â
âiâm friends with a rich person.âÂ
âi havenât had an std.âÂ
âi was in a relationship for eight years before tinder was a thing, so i have no idea how this tinder thing works.âÂ
âthe last time i was someoneâs type, i was giving blood.âÂ
âiâm 5â˛8âł but everyoneâs the same height lying down.âÂ
âi donât have chlamydia.âÂ
âi really love red lipstick.âÂ
âiâm rich and famous.âÂ
âi cried by myself the other night.âÂ
âif i had to describe myself, iâd say that iâm quite a lot like a vindaloo.âÂ
âiâd let you play snake on my nokia 3210.âÂ
âi have a silver tooth.âÂ
âyou can be the bi- to my -cep.âÂ
âmy chain costs more than your house.âÂ
âi let my friends borrow my expensive things.âÂ
âmy hands are quite rough, like the sex weâre going to have.âÂ
âwhatâs the point of guys under 6â˛0âł?â
âi have size eleven feet. read into that what you will.âÂ
âmy girlfriend said i had to tell you about her.â
[starts showering the other muse with money.]
âi once tried to wax my own asshole, and it got stuck together.âÂ
âmy favourite exercise is sex.âÂ
âif you say yes, youâre going to be the better-looking person in the relationship, and, also, please?âÂ
âmy dad went to the shops and never came back.âÂ
âi may have a minor drug problem.âÂ
âiâm not very good at social situations.â
âmy clothes always have to match.âÂ
âi think weâll get along really well as long as you donât mind big penises.âÂ
âiâve lost four-hundred pounds on online poker.âÂ
âiâm here to keep you on the black side.âÂ
âiâm not the funniest, iâm not the most clever, iâm not the richest.âÂ
âyou look like you could ruin my life.âÂ
âi get my asshole fingered sometimes.âÂ
âi can get rid of all your debt.âÂ
âwhen i was younger, i had an undiscovered wheat allergy, which gave me crippling constipation.âÂ
âyour bone structure is giving my bone structure.âÂ
âif you like your sexual encounters to be under two minutes, iâm your guy.âÂ
âi was born with a six pack.âÂ
âI own three companies.âÂ
âiâm just happy to be here.âÂ
âyou can call me tonight.âÂ
âif you want an ugly boyfriend, thereâs one behind me.âÂ
âi donât use toilet paper, i just go in the shower and use my hand.âÂ
âi didnât get many gcses, but you can get my d.âÂ
âi play the drums, the piano, and the violin.âÂ
âi got bullied in school, but i deserved it.âÂ
âif i had to describe my personality, i wouldnât but iâm rich.âÂ
âiâm a thief, and iâm here to take your virginity.âÂ
âi like watching plane crash documentaries.âÂ
âif i was a felony, then youâd be on death row.âÂ
âiâve kidnapped your family.âÂ
âmy girlfriend said she was open into letting someone join in.âÂ
âiâve got a fast car and i like to rev it. you might think i have a tiny willy, but would you like to find out?âÂ
âiâd like to take you to see the northern lights.âÂ
âcan i tie your shoelaces? âcause i donât want you falling for anyone else.âÂ
âi can take you anywhere in the world, first class.âÂ
âmoney canât buy taste.âÂ
âyouâd look great in my arms.âÂ
âare you from china? because iâm china get into your pants.âÂ
âi can improvise your favourite song on the piano.âÂ
âiâve shat myself multiple times.âÂ
[just stares quietly and says nothing.]
âmy love for you is larger than my forehead.âÂ
âi can speak three languages and play two instruments.âÂ
âsometimes when iâm sad, i drink alone.âÂ
âif i was a tree, iâd be a good tree.âÂ
âis your dad a terrorist? because youâre the bomb.âÂ
âiâm just a nice guy who wonât let you down.âÂ