Thomas Wallis

Thomas Wallis from Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler. 18+

[totheend-oftheuniverse-blog]

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

[askr-deactivated20230503]

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

[directordanic]

More, please.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

[smileslikeparentheses]

A typo walks into a bra

[magicmemez]

first time nsfw sentence  starters !

“you’re trembling.” “i’ve wanted this for a long time.” ”i can’t believe we’re doing this..” ”we shouldn’t be doing this.” ”stay with me all night…” “i’ll go slow, i promise.” ”i’ll be gentle.” “you feel amazing.” “your skin feels so soft.” ”you taste so sweet.” “we don’t have to keep going..” ”what feels good?” ”do you like that?” “is this okay?” ”can i touch you here?” “this can be our little secret.” “sorry, i’m so nervous.” “did it hurt?” “i’ll take care of you.” “should i turn off the lights?” “do you have a condom?” “you don’t have to be so gentle.” “shit, i left a mark..” ”i think you gave me a hickey.” “my back’s all scratched up.” “more.” ”don’t stop.” “can you hold this position?” “say my name.” “i don’t think i’ll be able to walk tomorrow..”

[bogleech]

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

[cousinnick]

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

[standinthefire]

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

[bastardash]

Oh good it’s all true. (x)

[fatally-procrastinating-deactiv]

Adverbs aren’t evil; said isn’t dead Please stop hitting the wall with your head Active is grand but not always the best Sometimes it’s passive that passes the test Some write with style, others write plain Let’s all agree that writing’s a pain The ‘rules’ can be broken, twisted, or bent All that matters is that you are content Make your own story and write your own way This has been a writer’s PSA

[wagnetic]

The only writing rules I will accept.

[bleeding-author]

Thomas, what's your favourite poem? I tend to love a romantic sonnet

“Auguries of Innocence by William Blake, but I don’t mind a romantic sonnet either.”

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one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on” not “of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on”

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

#GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM WAS A SEX JOKE#THE GREATNESS#WAS HIS PENIS#HIS FUCKING PENIS#STOP USING IT SERIOUSLY IT WAS A DICK JOKE#IM B E G G I N G YOU (x)

[tvdiaries-imagines]

PROMPT LIST | Hot Mess

1. “You know we’re meant to be.”

2. “Don’t give me false hope.”

3. “Isn’t it obvious? I’m in love with you!”

4. “You can do this but you can’t return my calls?”

5. “It’s so hard for me to hate you right now.”

6. “Please tell me you feel the same.”

7. “I will kill anyone that looks at you the way I look at you.”

8. “I know he’s trouble but I don’t care.”

9. “The thought of losing you scares me.”

10. “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

11. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

12. “You’re not going out in that outfit.”

13. “Can I join you?”

14. “You owe me a drink.”

15. “I’m surprised you came.”

16. “I’m just as shocked as you are.”

17. “Don’t give me that look.”

18. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love you.”

19. “I’m going to regret this.”

20. “I’m begging you, please don’t go.”

21. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”

22. “You know you like that.”

23. “Get out of my head!”

24. “Please don’t do this to me.”

25. “You’re the one.”

26. “You again.”

27. “I’m not drunk enough yet.”

28. “You’re more than just a one night stand.”

29. “I’m carrying your child.”

30. “Here’s some money, now shut up.”

31. “I can’t stand you right now.”

32. “Why can’t I stop thinking about you?”

33. “Stop following me!”

34. “No one will hurt you as long as I’m here.”

35. “I’m in love with my best friend.”

36. “God dammit, why do you have this affect on me?!”

37. “I’m not okay if you’re not okay.”

38. “Allow me to give you the world.”

39. “At least put your guards down for me.”

40. “You can trust me.”

41. “Get dressed, we’re going out.”

42. “You can’t tell anyone about this!”

43. “What do you mean you don’t care?”

44. “You swore you’d never lie to me.”

45. “What are you doing in my bed?!”

46. “You look stunning.”

47. “Fine. You win.”

48. “Take me home with you.”

49. “You’re such a fun drunk.”

50. “You’re so god damn amazing.”

51. “Tell me this when you’re sober.”

52. “Since my dog likes you, then I guess I like you.”

53. “You’re an addiction.”

54. “I swear, we’re not a couple!”

55. “You’re in love with me?”

56. “Are you going to get into bed with me or what?”

57. “I may or may not be in love with Y/N.”

58. “Step away before I punch you in the face.”

59. “You don’t mean that.”

60. “I’m not good for you.”

61. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already.”

62. “Everything that is coming out of your mouth is a lie!”

63. “You’re staring again.”

64. “May I have this dance?”

65. “Wow. You look stunning.”

66. “Feel free to kill me for saying this.”

67. “What are you doing here? It’s late.”

68. “I swear, there is nothing going on between us!”

69. “I can’t believe you bought this for me.”

70. “Tell them to fuck off.”

[writingbox]

Here’s an invaluable writing resource for you.

[bluesmemethings]

contouring 101 starters

“ what can I say ?  I’m a fountain of wisdom . ”

“ get your god damn teeth fixed you snaggletooth bitch . ”

“ that one hurt my feelings a bit ,  I’m not going to lie . ”

“ I’m too poor for dental work . ”

“ makeup is for women who want husbands . ”

“ contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their exboyfriends who disappeared under mysterious circumstances . ”

“ if men find out that we can rearrange the bones of our face ,  we’re finished . ”

“ we might as well pack our bags and go to the nunnery ! ”

“ since it’s simply for the dick ,  we have to do it . ”

“ it doesn’t matter ,  because men are stupid . ”

“ so long as you look like a newborn baby ,  they are willing to mate with you . ”

“ I regret buying both . ”

“ as you can see here ,  I have no flesh . ”

“ I had to pretend I was schizophrenic so he’d think that I was playing in cat shit and he’d leave me alone . ”

“ if the men find out we can shapeshift ,  they’re going to tell the church . ”

“ men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets . ”

“ men don’t like nostrils . ”

“ you want to look like a pterodactyl . men love pterodactyls . ”

“ beautiful women don’t have foreheads . ”

“ if you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things ,  like opinions and thoughts of your own . ”

“ rich people don’t need to breathe . ”

“ who needs air when I have another man’s money ? ”

“ look at me ,  I’m turning into a completely different person . ”

“ lady gladiators fight like giraffes . ”

“ I look like rihanna . ”

“ who wants to give me their money ? ”

“ where is my nose ?  I don’t know . ”

“ does she have nostrils ?  no ,  she doesn’t . ”

“ I look like a completely different person . ”

“ men will die tonight . ”

“ women are dangerous creatures . ”

[yosb]

“a flat, nervous man with a face that sometimes makes you think you seen him in the movies, like it’s a face too pretty to just be a guy on the street. he’s got wide, thin shoulders and he curves them in around his chest when he’s trying to hide inside himself. he’s got hands so long and white and dainty i think they carved each other out of soap, and sometimes they get loose and glide around in front of him free as two white birds until he notices them and traps them between his knees; it bothers him that he’s got pretty hands.”

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fashionista starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !

the fashionista

“You need a makeover. Like, yesterday.”

“Let’s go to the mall!”

“I know this isn’t your style, but just–try it on.”

“Please? It’s not like I’ll transform your face.”

“Changing your wardrobe doesn’t have to cost a fortune.”

“Do you have to dress like that?”

“No one will care ‘what’s on the inside’ if your outside is a mess.”

“Clothes are expensive! You should at least like what you’re buying.”

“You should put more effort into how you look. Your beautiful personality should shine on the outside, too.”

“I always dress like I’m going to meet my enemies.”

“Would you want to die in that outfit?”

“Let’s take a picture!”

“It’s okay if you don’t like it. We can find something else.”

“Do you own a comb?”

“You can do a lot with some iron-ons and a bit of dye.”

“…Did you just call me shallow?”

“I’ll teach you to how to shop/put on make up/style an outfit/etc.”

the victim

“I’m not really into makeup/fancy clothes/etc…”

“…How do I look?”

“Why does this matter? It’s what’s on the inside that counts.”

“This is too tight/sparkly/bright/weird.”

“What’s wrong with my clothes?”

“I can’t afford to buy a bunch of new stuff.”

“You know I look this way on purpose, right?”

“Please…I really need your help.”

“They’re just clothes, y’know.”

“If I let you dress me up, will you stop bothering me?”

“I look ridiculous.” / “…I’m not saying you were right, but I do look good.”

“Did you just insult me?”

“A girl/guy/person like me isn’t supposed to wear dresses/suits/clothes this nice.”

“I don’t know how you do all that every morning.”

“I could look like you if I wanted to, but it’s too much work/time.”

“I don’t get the trends these days.”

“You’re a miracle worker.”

[noctemv]

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

Jamestown Season 2, Episode 5

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[extraverted-feeling]

your eleven year old writing style inspires me

[writers-hq]

[ladysansa]

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel

found on the-toast.net

• Someone disagreeable is trying to persuade you to take a trip to Bath.

• Your father is absolutely terrible with money. No one has ever told him this.

• All of your dresses look like nightgowns.

• Someone disagreeable tries to persuade you to join a game of cards.

• A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

• A picnic has gone horribly wrong.

• A member of the armed forces has revealed himself to be morally deficient.

• You once took a walk with a cad.

• Everyone in the neighborhood, including your mother, has ranked you and your sisters in order of hotness. You know exactly where you fall on the list.

• You say something arch yet generous about another woman both younger and richer than you.

• You have one friend; he is thirty years old and does business with your father and you are going to marry him someday.

• You attempt to befriend someone slightly above or slightly below your social station and are soundly punished for it.

• A girl you have only just met tells you a secret, and you despise her for it.

• You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

• There are three men in your life: one true love, one tempting but rakish acquaintance, and a third distant possibility — he is courteous and attentive but only slightly interested in you. He is almost certainly the cousin or good friend of your true love, and nothing will ever happen between you two.

• A woman who is not your mother treats you like her own daughter. Your actual mother is dead or ridiculous.

• You develop a resentment at a public dance.

• Someone you know has fallen ill. Not melodramatically ill, just interestingly so.

• A man proposes to you, then to another, lesser woman when you politely spurn him. This delights you to no end.

• A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

• You have become exceedingly ashamed of what your conduct has been.

• A shocking marriage of convenience takes place within your social circle two-thirds of the way in.

• A woman in an absurd hat is being an absolute bitch to you; there is nothing you can do about it.

• You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

[heyrosiebee]

✒ a journaling project from last week. (lyrics are from Oceans by Tigers in the Sky.)

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