Clack

[finelytaylored]

he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY

[raylangivins]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

[shiny-rhydon]

yeah sure i'll reblog that

[polarity-disturbed]

maybe the real treasure was the codependent relationships we formed that led us to do morally questionable things along the way

[brennacedria]

[zazrichor]

STEN • THE CHARIOT

two forces pulling in opposite direction • I had the pleasure of painting Sten with the tarot card The Chariot as inspiration for 2026's @dragonageannual ARCANA!

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[treecitysessions]

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[kittyoperas]

must be the season of the witch.

for @ioncrescent

[nessa007]

tag yourself! i’m “weekday wig”

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[everythingfox]

Modern art

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[vexanari]

The Kiss🌺

[the-bastard-of-the-universe]

[girlteuthis]

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing