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Shield your eyes children, things are about to get nasty. Please don't tag my art as "kin" or "me", thank you Main blog

[tinyslutttt-deactivated20180226]

girls are still shaming other girls for masturbating…. like grow up and buy a fucking vibrator sarah it’s almost 2018

[blep-nyah]

yup

[blep-nyah]

Realized I never posted this so here you go

One of my @vol-bol characters

[knightoflifecereal]

WWhat’s good 😜 u slutty homestuck trash 👅🏠413🏠 is glubbin here and u know w)(at that means!! ♥ HOME-SUCC season has arrived ♋ :33 get your shipping wall ready!! ♈ pop ur quivering nook ♎ 4ND PR3P4R3 FOR 4 DOUBL3 MOB1US R34CH4ROUND! 🍆🍑 IF U WANT TO GET RAWED 👉👌 Till Grist Pours Out 🍊 ThIs 413 🎁 SeNd tHiS To 15 Of yOuR HoMoSuCk pAlS! 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur a lonely seadwweller!♣♠ if u get 5 back 😌 ur a 8ad 8itch! ♦♦if u get 10 back 😘 ur a poppiin hot playa twofold! 🔥🙌 SHARE in 413 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 this 413!!

[richomiequran-deactivated201505]

Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.

[bioluminescentqueen]

YEA

[richomiequran-deactivated201505]

People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.

[mariesbookblog]

Change condoms when changing holes mkay loves?

[fatgirlopinions]

Important

[whoresgory]

And for the love of all that is holy, don’t switch back and forth with your mouth either! *shudders*

[latenightcornerstore]

DEAR TEENAGERS AND YOUNG ADULTS BECOMING SEXUALLY ACTIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME:

1. DEMAND condom use 2. Hold your partners accountable for what happens in the bedroom. None of this “baby I can’t control myself around you” or “I just wanted you so bad” bullshit. 3. Coercion is real and it’s very scary and hard to identify in the moment. Establish a dialogue with your partner. Be clear on what you both want. Be clear on what you don’t want. Your boundaries should ALWAYS be respected. 4. Sex can be really emotionally and physically over-stimulating the first few times; don’t be afraid or ashamed to ask your partner to slow down, take a break, or even stop. 5. Focus less on pleasing your partner and more on exploring your partner. Everyone’s body is different and there are no “tricks” to better sex. Chances are, if you psych yourself out worrying over how well you’re “performing” then nobody’s going to have a good time. 6. Ask questions, offer suggestions. Despite what porn has probably taught you, talking during sex isn’t weird or taboo. Your partner isn’t a mind reader. They don’t know what feels good to you. [Pro-tip, a looot of people without clitorises aren’t fully aware of just HOW sensitive a clitoris is. They can be a little rough with them. Tell them to chill!!!!] 7. Your sex life is YOUR business. Don’t ever feel ashamed of how many or how few sexual partners/experiences you’re having. Do what you want, touch the people who want to touch you back, forget the rest. 8. DON’T FAKE YOUR ORGASMS!! Don’t fake your orgasms!! DON’TFAKEYOURORGAMS!! If your partner isn’t getting you there, let them know! Tell them how!! 9. There is more to sex than orgasms. Sex is a really cool way to establish intimacy and trust, to have a fun time, to relieve stress, to explore a person’s body and bring them pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, orgasms are really cool and good, but your sex life is going to be a lot better if it doesn’t revolve around them. 10. LEARN ABOUT YOUR BODY!! This goes for everyone, but ESPECIALLY if you are a person in possession of a vulva, you have been discouraged and even actively kept from vital knowledge about your anatomy! Do some google searches, buy a human sexuality textbook, masturbate. 11. Virginity is a useless concept. It’s completely okay if your virginity is something important to you and I’m not trying to belittle that idea. Just, for the record, in the grand scheme of things it’s not a big deal. Literally nothing about you changes just because you bumped uglies with someone else.

This has been a public service announcement from your friendly internet poet.

[vapidsighs-deactivated20220518]

On an added note, you can always stop sex, even halfway. Just because you said you were going to have sex, it does not mean you have to be committed to it! Your partner cannot chain you to this ‘promise’ of sex, because you have the right to change your mind, and not be coerced/guilt-tripped into doing sex. 

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

if you’re jacking off right now i just wanna let you know i support you

[orientalld]

Request #10

[a-titty-ninja]

[joner]

Name one person who jacks off more than me

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

this guy

[joner]

I said a PERSON, not a legend

[nice--cunt]

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

[nice--cunt]

ooh I almost forgot Fun Facts about Masanobu

He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast

He has a girlfriend

His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex

She will happily time him

He has held the title since 2008

You will never be as cool as this man

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

[zeroafterdark]

Roadhog dealing with Junkrat’s gangrene-ridden limbs just days after Junkrat hired him.

Based on Chapter 1: Pain of the fanfic Kabobs by brickinthewall and maximum124

time to put my comics education to some proper use

[snakebitten-kitten-blog]

GUYS SEND ME ANY KINK/FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT

Scale: 

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

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[darkdoxy]

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[loopez]

The Basics, by ExGFgallery.

[akiba2341-deactivated20160930]

@gooey-draws-shit

[creamatorie]

Penis Tutorials and References

A collection of penis references and tutorials I’ve ran into. If anyone knows the sources for any of these please tell me so I can pay credit where it’s due. 

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