[RED] Spy

Hired spy and hitman Now Mann. Co employee

[lespionrubis]

i thought you had a picture of raisins in your banner. then realized it was rubies. either one would be fitting

They are rubies. But I like raisins although they have to be in pastries.

[lespionrubis]

Oh hello...c'est moi.

[lespionrubis]

Comme une pierre que l'on jette dans l'eau vive d'un ruisseau

Et qui laisse derrière elle des milliers de ronds dans l'eau

Comme un manège de lune avec ses chevaux d'étoiles

[bleugangsta]

They keep trying to make me do things. You’d think they’d have quit by now.

[lespionrubis]

Who is making you do things?

[bleugangsta]

Oh, my employer.

[lespionrubis]

How unfortunate. I am sorry for your...current placement.

[bleugangsta]

They keep trying to make me do things. You’d think they’d have quit by now.

[lespionrubis]

Who is making you do things?

[lespionrubis]

What's your usual morning routine?

My routine? Err...well I wake up at 5:30 AM, I hate sleeping in. I start with taking off my face mask from the night before, I take a shower...then I begin to work out- mostly cardio and weight lifting. I do all my cardio indoors though and the weight lifting too. After working out I have to wait two hours before eating, but a majority of my team is up by then so I try to eat around the same time they do.

[espionnage-bleu]

I wake up at 5 sharp and wake everyone up. Do better.

[lespionrubis]

I don't have to wake my team up, they are grown adults. And I wake up 30 minutes after you so what?

[lespionrubis]

What's your usual morning routine?

My routine? Err...well I wake up at 5:30 AM, I hate sleeping in. I start with taking off my face mask from the night before, I take a shower...then I begin to work out- mostly cardio and weight lifting. I do all my cardio indoors though and the weight lifting too. After working out I have to wait two hours before eating, but a majority of my team is up by then so I try to eat around the same time they do.

[lespionrubis]

My team is so very loud. I can hear now and I am in my smoking room.

[thebestredscout]

Maybe come join us insteada hidin away in ya smokin room!

[lespionrubis]

I am too busy looking over this team to play games. And it's easy to hide away, there's no judgements.

[lespionrubis]

Ay, pal!! Did'ja know, if ya drink milk, ya team'll shuddup? ... I mean, maybe not tha team, but I'll shuddup at least... I sell milk!! First one's free!! How's'about ya make the best investment of ya life an' buy milk from me, huh? （˶•̀ ᎑-˶）

How about you give my team some milk instead? That way they'll be tired from drinking it and they'll go to bed. But I will buy it from you.

[lespionrubis]

My team is so very loud. I can hear now and I am in my smoking room.

[theredconsultant]

I think they're playing a card game downstairs.

[lespionrubis]

It is just a card game. They are too loud.

[lespionrubis]

My team is so very loud. I can hear now and I am in my smoking room.

[espionnage-bleu]

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

[lespionrubis]

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

[espionnage-bleu]

..You were on this platform all along?

[lespionrubis]

Yes...I just don't have the need to post unlike you.

[espionnage-bleu]

I do not have a need either. My, we have so much in common already.

[lespionrubis]

Ah yes we do. Perhaps we should start hanging out next? Make friendship bracelets?

[espionnage-bleu]

..I like knitting, merci beaucoup.

[lespionrubis]

...Then we shall knit. De rien.

[espionnage-bleu]

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

[lespionrubis]

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

[espionnage-bleu]

..You were on this platform all along?

[lespionrubis]

Yes...I just don't have the need to post unlike you.

[espionnage-bleu]

I do not have a need either. My, we have so much in common already.

[lespionrubis]

Ah yes we do. Perhaps we should start hanging out next? Make friendship bracelets?

[espionnage-bleu]

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

[lespionrubis]

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

[espionnage-bleu]

..You were on this platform all along?

[lespionrubis]

Yes...I just don't have the need to post unlike you.

[espionnage-bleu]

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

[lespionrubis]

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

[espionnage-bleu]

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

[lespionrubis]

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Get me out of here. I cannot stand my team.