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Product Placement
#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
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KIROKAZE
YOU ARE THE REASON
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Origami Around
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The Stonewall Inn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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How do you feel about people getting gender envy from the CosWon characters, like how I get massive gender envy from Rei?
Instead of being envious, be them
How am i supposed a prebby moon elf?
Cyana is a shapeshifter, imagine you’re just a shape she took on and tada
And make sure to remember she takes forms she finds wonderful and realize that she'd chosen you
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
I don’t know what’s better about that script note!!!
This is the most amazing script note I’ve ever fucking seen. I’m screaming.
cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over
tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:
With the latest reddit drama, this is extra relevant
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
a surprising amount of really important activism rests on your ability to lie convincingly to people in authority
It's not even lying. It's removing assumptions from your narrative of those around you. And not providing more information than needed. Much like if you are calling out from work because of a hangover, you just say you aren't feeling well. Extra details just muddy the mixture.
(sidenote, this addition comes from me being a chronic lier when I was young and years of my parents drilling into me not to lie taking firm hold as an adult. )
Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!
Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down
Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years
“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”
Aang what does that mean
What does that mean
Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE
We gotta go see
In the fire nation
Those damn heterosexuals
Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy
Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again
Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch
No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry
sECRET TUNNELLLLL
What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳
The earth kingdom city of
Oh no
Oh no
Oh shitfire
I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂
The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang
!!!! A GREMLIN
Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels
Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-
Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am
KATARA MOSES
nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊
Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help
arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history
I command this episode to stop murdering me
This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out
Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying
Can these children never catch a fucking break
What the fuck is going on
Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever
Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin
OH IROH’S FUCJIBG
MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO
“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”
…..me @ me
This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck
“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”
Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!
Sparkysparky boom man!
S Sweatbending
bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL
I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass
Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????
“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”
“Yes, he has.”
:D
:D
:D!!!!
My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself
Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay
“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
“That’s rough buddy.”
THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W
This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN
Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again
We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat
This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD
Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D
Me:
Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy
graMP GRAMP
I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,
You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island
I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am
Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.
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Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.
Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe
You CAN’T leave that in the tags
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this is easily the most disturbing one
How did they manage to clap like exactly off beat
@witapipe if you want to feel like you are losing your mind
A 500-pound stained glass crab sculpture at BWI Marshall Airport, Maryland.
ALL HAIL THE ALLMIGHTY STAIN GLASS CRAB
🦀🦀$11🦀🦀
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you
We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
How can you not reblog something like this
As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.
Lute origin story
The thrilling sequel
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Teen Titans Theme Song
Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English
THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG
i caNT BREATHE
My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.
YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???
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Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.
Anyway.
Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.
Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast
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Let’s talk about silly things we’ve done that aren’t bad or anything but are a little cringe!
When I was 20 I got a Homestuck birthday cake, and no, it wasn’t a surprise, I requested it, it was really tasty!
Whoo, boy. So I tried to run away when I was kid because I was being punished with extra chores for fighting with my sister and felt that I didn’t deserve it. I made a travelling bindle (like in the cartoons ;D) out of a small sheet and detachable broomstick, filled it with perishable food items (bread, cheese, and an apple, like in the sword and the stone) plus sweets, juice, a notebook and pen, and my favorite books, and snuck out of the house in the middle of the evening. I went to my nearby park and hid in the playground and immediately started plotting a detailed “survival plan” in my notebook (I still have the notebook!). I had vague plans about hunting for food (which is hilarious because I still can’t stomach eating meat off the bone ‘til this day), finding an abandoned house to squat in, and working as a cleaner for a shop (even though the reason I ran away in the first place was because I didn’t want to clean, lmfao). There were also ideas about apprenticing under someone like I was an orphan girl from a fantasy novel, plus other totally unrealistic (and borderline fantastical) things that I won’t get into.
Okay, so fast-forward to nightfall. At this point the few people who were at the park had left (and I was hiding in this cubby thingy so they likely didn’t even realize I was still there) and I was totally alone. The second it started getting really dark I started freaking out. I still slept with a nightlight at the time, so you can imagine how not okay I was about being outside in the dark by myself. I tried to tough it out but I was like 8 at the time so that obviously didn’t happen. I don’t really remember what set me off (I’m pretty sure it was a weird noise though) but anyway I started bawling. Five seconds later my older sister pops her head into the cubby I was hiding in and asks, all longsuffering-like, if I was finally ready to go home.
Apparently they’d seen me leave and followed me out. She and my brother even made a bet as to how long it’d take me to come running back. OTL
So yeah, that happened. I got scolded for running away by my mom and had extra chores on top of my extra chores for leaving the house without an adult.
I never tried to run away again either, largely because after my mom finished detailing all the terrible things that could happen to little kids who went outside unsupervised, I was pretty much traumatized.
That was fuckin wild
This is phenomenal.
Umm, these are all I can think of:
in assembly when I was about 5 years old, I was absolutely desperate for the loo but was too nervous to put my hand up and ask. Luckily, I was a logical child, able to problem solve at the drop of a hat. I distinctly remember having the thought ‘well, I’m wearing knickers and tights, so that’ll absorb anything.’ Needless to say, it… didn’t. People screamed.
my sister had a John Hannah cake when she was about 11 because she’d watched The Mummy and was in love with Jonathan. My grandma made it. It was great.
I had a Barbie-style doll of Ariel from The Little Mermaid as a kid, but didn’t much care for it. What I definitely did care for, however, was her plastic shell bra. I took the bra off and pretended it was some kind of snail creature, with the cups as the snail’s shells, and it was my favourite toy for like 4 months. My grandma then made me a toy worm out of some old silk and teddy bear stuffing (yes, really) and that was my new favourite.
on one of my first dates with my boyfriend, I did a big skip and fell flat on my face, scuffing my knees and ruining my mum’s tights (which I had borrowed because I didn’t have any clear tights of my own) and dropping my phone. My sister then tried to stop the phone from skidding along the floor by stepping on it, and put her heel straight through the camera. Repairs were not cheap. My dignity has not yet recovered.
at my last job, I was in charge of giving the actors their per diems. One of the lead cast was a teenager, an up and coming actor and the son of a pretty famous musician (which I didn’t know at the time). He was bragging about being more important than the lead actor, so I told him ‘well, he gets more per diems than you, so I’d say he’s more important’. I was joking, but he requested his per diems be paid through his agent after that.
I think that’s it. Dear god, I hope that’s it.
STORY TIME: - my family is extremely loving but also very joking/tough-love-y. My uncles and dad give each other the middle finger all the time. So naturally I assumed it was a sign of endearment when I was young. That was until I gave my 4th grade teacher the finger because I wanted to tell her how much I liked her. Needless to say that didn’t go over very well. -I walked into a glass door last week during a meeting not once but TWICE in a row. -when I was little I thought a claddagh ring was called a clitoris ring. I didn’t realize what I’d been saying until I was almost in high school. -I thought my vagina was called a volcano until kindergarten.
Y'all wild af I got a fuckin homosucc cake and y'all out here flippin off teachers and running away from home and sassin thespians
I distinctly recall pre kindgergarden school daycare, asking to go to the restroom, being told no, and not successfully holding it. Was it vaguely embarrassing? Yeah. But I fucking tried to be excused, so ain't my fault. Shit.
I’m on winter break from uni and naturally the first thing I do is paint a Deku.
Seguir leyendo
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Heading to Pillowfort, and I’m Offering Keys
Hi, you may or may not know me. I go by Tyramir, and I’m an author. Mostly I write fanfic, but I have also published a book at some point. (Yes, that was a subtle plug – don’t feel obligated to click the links, they’re there to justify to myself why I’m doing this so I can say this wasn’t 100% altruistic because I’m a crusty old troll)
So, recently, Tumblr has made something of an announcement regarding what kind of content they will and will not host in the future. And you know what, that’s okay. It’s their site. They can do what they want. Just like I’m free to say, “Hey, @staff, go fuck yourselves with some sandpaper, you masochistic fucks.”
Ah, that felt good. You know what else feels good? Moving to Pillowfort. I’m in no way associated with them, beyond that I am now a user. I just bought a key. More than one, actually. I bought a whackload of them. I am not rich. See: author. Very poor profession if you’re not ultra-successful. However, what I am is angry, and disappointed with the direction this site is taking.
This site is home for the marginalised, for the outcasts, for the misfits. It’s also the home for a lot of fellow artists, like myself. Ones that might not have a little extra cash in their wallets. So, as a Christmas gift (and as a way of sharing that link up above advertising my book, see self, you’re not totally altruistic), I’m making this offer.
Reblog and like this post. You don’t have to follow me. You don’t have to buy my book. You don’t have to tell anyone it exists. You don’t even have to click that link. Just like and reblog. Anyone who likes it will get one entry for drawing for a key. Anyone who reblogs it will get one. Anyone who does both will get two. And on December 17th, the Day of Ignominy, I will draw ten names, and I will gift ten keys. I’ll even wear a Willy Wonka hat while I do. You won’t be able to see it, but the spirit will be there.
If you want to get the word out, but don’t want to get an entry (say you already have a Pillowfort account), just reblog and tag the post with “no entry,” or some variation thereof. I’ll exclude you from the draw, but thank you (in my mind, I’m not gonna actually thank people, but that requires effort, yo) for helping others learn about this opportunity.
TL;DR: Bald author wants to use very little cash he has to give people Pillowfort accounts. Just like and reblog for entries. Also, I hope you are feasted upon by a swarm of angry weasels, @staff.
indie band name generator:
your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers
Clementine Anxiety Attack
Apple Headache
Melon daily meds? Shit, I need to go take my meds
