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Fledermaus || he/him || early 20s || Free Palestine and speak up 🇵🇸

[franticfledermaus]

It's long overdue that I make a new pinned post, so here it is lmao.

Hey there, I'm Sawyer / Fledermaus (he/him) and I'm present on several blogs here, and other platforms outside of tumblr!

@fledermaus-art - Self-explanatory. Art blog.

@flittermousing - bat blog!

@fledercanons - rp blog. Not quite active atm.

@fledermuse - another rp blog. Not quite active.

@kettlekitten - new rp blog! Still a wip.

I am also on TikTok, and I have a sticker/keychain store on Ko-fi!

I look forward to hearing from you!

[zmpl]

it’s funny how we’re getting to the point in the AI lifespan where you can feel the desperation from tech companies to have you use their AI features. instagram has moved their AI effects to the top of the menu when you’re creating a post for your story, exactly where the draw/edit button used to be. gmail is creating one-click AI-generated replies right before you open up the text box. spotify put a beta AI playlist generator on the front page that looks just like a search bar so all of their users accidentally click on it when they go to search for a song.

tech companies are shaking in their boots trying to prove to shareholders that their investment in AI is worth it, to the point where they’re tricking their users into using the AI features even for a split second in order to fudge the numbers. like awww is your little environment-destroying toy not wielding the results you hoped for? so sad!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[fledermaus-art]

Hey, everyone! I'm hosting a raffle on tiktok to celebrate 3,000 followers!

By entering, you could win every sticker you see here, plus 2 secret bonus designs!

Please read the rules on this post to qualify.

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[franticfledermaus]

The sniler....

[fledermaus-art]

MISCELLANEOUS ANIMAL ADOPTS!

$11USD Each. Purchasable via my ko-fi shop. Please check description for statuses before buying!

By supporting me, you're supporting a trans guy trying to expand his horizons and improve!

[jukebarks]

reminder

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[mandrawsdog]

9 lives is cool if you’re usin them wise

[fledermaus-art]

THROWBACK TO THE 2008, MY FRIENDS!

For $12 USD, you will receive a one-of-a-kind fullbody art piece of your favorite animal character. Get a pet portrait! Get a piece with your OC! The choice is yours — My commissions are open and waiting.

Order yours here!

[geckyjuno]

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

[muppetyaoi]

another one for the collection, gang.

[videos-i-didnt-make]

stand_down.mp4

[crippled-peeper]

“people won’t be friends with you if you’re mean to them” is something you have GOT to learn in adulthood if you never learned it as a shut-in internet-socialized youth. you can’t just go up and say to ppl to shut the fuck up and kill themselves all the time and then expect people to genuinely care for you.

[bisexuanal]

You can really tell who’s never experienced poverty and food insecurity when it comes to discussions around food costs and how unhealthy food is cheaper. Some fucker always comes in with the price of like… lettuce or… apples. And it’s like yeah bitch but can you work an 11 hour shift after eating some salad and an apple!?! Find me something cheaper, and more filling than the broke ass staples of boxed mac and cheese, hot dogs, noodles, bread, beans, and rice. I’ll wait.

It also ignores the mental toll that poverty takes like maybe your home made veggie filled recipe isn’t crazy expensive but it also involves prep time and cooking time and organization in terms of fresh food that a lotta poor people can’t manage.

Not to mention if you can only afford to get to the store once every couple weeks via bus or cab then you can’t keep fresh veg on deck.

But ya know.. poor people are just dumb and lazy.

[transestbian]

And thats not even considering if the person has any sort of disability that adds physical problems to food prep

[literally-black-jesus]

I hate how it's always "stop letting your teenagers drink energy drinks!!!" And never "stop letting energy drink companies put dangerous amounts of caffeine into their drinks and stop letting them market to teenagers" or "stop forcing teenagers to be at constant sleep deficits because of early wake ups and absurd homework and stress loads" but hey who cares why not blame the literal child for trying to stay awake enough to match the absurd expectations y'all have for us now

[xx-k4nd1-1n-cyb3rsp4c3-xx]

I got addicted to energy drinks during my teen years because of autistic burn out and depression. you know. when everyone was telling me "just try harder! everyone else can do it!!!" but then we're suprised I did the easily accessible and socially normalised substance about it???

(still addicted. real caffeine addiction isn't cool or fun...)

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

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