Home Alone 13: Lost in Autistic Rumination

Mags.  @Shankmeharder on twitter and @MadameMadman on twitch, come watch me. @monsterfluffandstuff is my side blog for writing smut and cuddly shit, go request something to give me something else to do :p Pagan, some sort of nonbinary, autistic, tired parent ~pronouns:she/they/he~ 30 <3 Polyamorous Pansexual cause i have so many feels. birthday: June{REDACTED} ~life is a fuck of a thing and I'm a thing of a fuck ~

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[recoiled4]

[shankmeharder]

Donate to Hope for 7-Year Old Josiah: His Life-Saving Treatment, organized by Morgan Scheibe

Hi Everyone! My name is Morgan Scheibe and I am a single … Morgan Scheibe needs your support for Hope for 7-Year Old Josiah: His Lif

Hey if anyone has something extra to give or could even just share, it would be immensely appreciated. I know this family personally and this would be monumental for them.

[weirdchristmas]

I have so many questions I wish I didn’t have.

[donttesme]

from @/narivaaaal on twt

[monsterfluffandstuff]

The world is on fire but who knows maybe I'll write something new.

The world is on fire but I've been remarried for over a year.

The world is on fire but I've got 2 gremlin spawn now.

The world is on fire but for now I still have my mind.

The world is on fire and my mom almost died but she didn't.

The world is on fire but I've still got a few good friends.

The world is on fire but there's still water.

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

[the-ladyrae]

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[shankmeharder]

A friend of mine from the convention days just had a terrible end of the year. She's always been a peach and good to everyone so I'm hoping someone has some love to share so her and her mom and their pets can get a new stable place to live. Even if you can only reblog, thanks for your time.

Donate to Help Christina and Her Mom Rebuild After the Fire, organized by Christina Fitzcharles

My name is Christina Fitzcharles. In the early hours of Decemb… Christina Fitzcharles needs your support for Help Christina and Her Mom Rebu

[dogpuppy]

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

[askinnyblackman]

this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government

[askinnyblackman]

clarified dogwhistles

[forevergulag-deactivated2026013]

[transhuman-priestess]

THE PAINTING IS LITERALLY WHITE ANERICA DRIVING DARK, “SAVAGE”, NATIVES OFF THE LAND!!! YOU DONT NEED TO FIND DOGWHISTLES THEYRE CALLING THE POOCH’S FUCKING NAME

[transhuman-priestess]

THIS!!!!! EXACTLY THIS!!!!! YOU DONT NEED THE FUCKING DOGWHISTLE WHEN THE PAINTING IS LITERALLY ABOUT DOING GENOCIDE AGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[yeenaaldlooshii]

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

[yeenaaldlooshii]

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

[yeenaaldlooshii]

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

[yeenaaldlooshii]

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

[isabelopaque]

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

[hamletthedane]

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

[rejectingrepublicans]

[hcibsw2]

Stan Lee took the moral high ground a lot...

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

[mildswearingat4am]

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

[bdubs8807]

Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.