Idk.

Nothing goes here still.

[blightbones]

I just played splatoon 3 primere splatfest for 12 hours, my hands are aching, everything is either yellow, red, or blue, and i've seen god. All in all: best 12 hours of gaming in my life.

[blightbones]

Amity: I had a dream last night where I was kissing y-

Amity: A girl.

Luz: Uh-huh, good save. *she'd start cracking up*

Amity: And she was really pretty and had short brown hair.

Luz: ~And totally wasn't you~

Amity: And was my work partner.

[blightbones]

Luz: Here's another Human Joke! What do you call a kid with a missing Arm and eye?

Gus: What?

Luz: Names!

*Throws Confetti*

[blightbones]

Luz: Me and Hunter we're like Siblings!

Hunter: Don't say that, I will cry

[blightbones]

Luz: I remember during one science class we were studying something about radiation poisoning or something and we calculated that if you were to eat 40000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you.

Lucía: Ah yes, the RADIATION would kill you.

[blightbones]

Natsuki: When I was a kid we were learning about radiation poisoning or something and we calculated that if you were to eat 40000 bananas in 10 minutes the radiation would kill you.

Yuri: Ah Yes, The RADIATION would kill you.

[blightbones]

Emira: You should try the impossible burger at gorey empress, I heard Willow likes it.

Luz: What?

Emira: Willow's a vegan now.

Edric: Can you imagine a vegan that fucking swole?

Emira: *cracking up* That would be nuts! That would actually be nuts!

[blightbones]

Luz: My Power Level is.... 2.

Amity: E-Excuse me?

Luz: Anyway, how are you today Amity?

Amity: Well I "was" fine but now i'm mostly confused.

[blightbones]

Odalia: Dear?

Alador: hmm? Yes? Is something wrong?

Odalia: Were we having guests today?

Alador: No.... Why?

Odalia: Well. *opens window blinds*

Fans: You're Evil! How could you be so evil! You're horrible!

Odalia: So should we be worried?

Alador: Hmm, That's probably fine. Just ignore it dear.

Odalia: I suppose you're right. *closes blinds*

[blightbones]

*They're playing SSBU*

Natsuki: You see other Snake, you're playing 3D chess while I'm playing 4D chess.

Sayori: Heh, I'm playing checkers I don't know what the fuck you're playing.

Natsuki: Wait shit, Coronal I'm playing the wrong game!

Announcer: GAME!

[blightbones]

Gus: Alright Luz it's your turn, give me your best Human joke!

Luz: *ahem* why did the bike fall over?

Willow: Luz I swear to the titan if you finish that joke-

Luz: B-Because it was-

Willow: 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1!

Luz: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED! *Runs off*

Willow: Get back here Luz!

[blightbones]

Hooty: All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle

King: What happend to him?

Eda: Oh nothing, he just got done downing a gallon of LSD

Luz: A Gallon?!

Eda: A literal gallon, I don't even know where he got it from, he never leaves the house

Hooty: Eda! I need you to tell me, that I can leave the house whenever I feel like it!

Eda: *Sigh* Hooty you can leave the house whenever-

Hooty: Bitch, don't tell me what to do!

[blightbones]

Warden Wrath: My Emporer there is no way anyone can stop this purification we've got guards all over the conformitorium there is no way-

Luz: Es inútil *Giorno theme plays*

Warden Wrath: What? AGH!