Hell's Best Boss!

Independent blitzo from helluva boss. Penned by Ally. Mun is 26. Follows from lostinyourfacade. PERSONALS/NON RP BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED.

[bliitzo]

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[bliitzo]

@burning-fcols II x

"Babe you're the hottest all the time and I'm not just saying that." Stolas even in his depressed state was the hottest demon in the world to blitz. Especially since their relationship became more official. While yes their budding relationship came with heartbreak for stolas for blitz it brought comfort and even more sex appeal in a way. "You know I don't bullshit you. I tell it how it is and you are very hot even while sad."

Domestic bliss was pretty fucking hot for someone who was starved for love. He crawled between his legs. Squeezing his waist with his tail. Caressing his feathers on the way up and he also took the liberty of grazing his thighs with his claws. "It's not an obligation. I wanna make you feel good. Give you a little pleasure to make up for all that pain. We don't even have to fuck. I could eat you out or suck your cock. Then we could cuddle and watch trash tv."

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[dorkydemcn]

Like or reblog if you wanna interact with a hazbin hotel sinner oc. Clark kent used as a fc.

[bliitzo]

Blitz! What are you gtting ya birdie b/f and the rest of your "Family"aka moxxie and co for Christmas?

"I ain't telling you shit. It's gotta be a surprise but we are gonna have a kickass sinmas party."

[bliitzo]

"You heard the man get him a tom collins and for me a whiskey." This was looking to be a nice night. Even if they didn't fuck this would still be something to brag to his employees about. Using his tail he spun himself on the bar stool. Hoping to be just a little bit eye catching.

"You should tell me all about it. Sure you're hot and I'm guessing a fantastic fuck but trust me I know better than anyone that people are more than their appearances. I'm an example of that. I mean I'm hot but I have many talents. How do you feel about shooting? Cause that's kinda my business. You ever hear of i.m.p?"

Okay he was bragging but damn he was proud of himself about how far he'd come up in the world. Things were looking up and he was getting more business than ever. He was hoping he would be impressed and maybe see that the imp had somewhat of the means to spoil him if he wanted. At the very least blitz would get into more credit card debt for him.

[poisonedspider]

He hid a small laugh behind his hand as the other twirled on the bar stool, lips curled up into a smile. He didn't want to seem too interested, but hey, that was silly and cute. Guys didn't make him laugh often. They were usually so focused on the flirtation piece, or trying to get their hands on him. It was....refreshing. Even if that was Blitz' end goal.

The mention of shooting had his lips curling up even more. Part of him wanted to just whip out his tommy guns right then and there since they were always on him, but he knew better. Most people didn't know he had them, and he planned to keep it that way. Element of surprise and all that. So he's keeping it casual, not revealing how killer of a gunsman he was.

"Ah' like shootin'. Think it's th' most efficient way t' kill someone. 'Specially if yeh' got good aim." Grabbing for the drink that had been slid across the bar to him, leaning back, all leg as he crossed one over the other, sipping at his drink. "I.M.P. Feel like ah've heard of it." Working for VoxTek, he heard a lot of things. "....there was some like, commercial jingle, right?"

[bliitzo]

"Guns are my go to but I can kill anybody with anything and everything." That's when the imp would demonstrate. Opening up his jacket to reveal to angel a whole collection of weapons. Many of them guns yes but he also had some knives and some grenades. Out of all of them blitz pulled out a handgun. One decorated with demon eyes and skulls. He spun the thing around on his finger. Making sure it was a good distance away from his companion.

The smaller demon kinda just did things on impulse. Whether or not they would be dangerous or stupid. As long as he kept the ones he cared about safe he didn't really give a fuck about the general public. Actually shooting a demon who had been leering at the spider. Chuckling when he feel down with a splat. "Oh fuck yes! Hold on I'll show you." Gently he handed his companion the gun to hold. Rummaging through his jacket to grab his phone. Playing the jingle ad on it for the spider. "Pretty great right?"

[hellflcwer]

Like or reblog if you wanna interact with a hazbin hotel au blog for my oc petal! Original backstory and powers are steven universe based @petalsxfallen.

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[dorkydemcn]

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[lustfulxxxprincess]

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[bliitzo]

"You're full of surprises. Kinda makes you hotter." He answered honestly. Shrugging before answering him. "Okay I'll let you know right now doll that I'm delusional but not that level of delusional. Am I hoping to get to fuck the angel dust? Yeah guys gotta have a dream and hey I always shoot my shot. Even if it means getting flat out rejected. Makes the skin grow thicker ya know."

Claws began to tap against the bar's counter. His tail swaying to side to side in comfort and confidence from the affectionate touch. "I figure at worst we can just get shit faced together or I can spoil you a bit. I mean you are famous kinda seems like one of the perks. On the chance you want me to rock your world I'm not gonna say no. So does any of that sound like it's worth your night?"

[poisonedspider]

"Mmm, there's a lot people ain't know 'bout me. Ain't just a pretty face and a good fuck." Though he was absolutely both of those things, too. His head remained tilted as he listened to the other rambling off, grin just growing more and more on his features. He wasn't going to say yes or no yet, wasn't going to interrupt the man either. But Angel had come out alone as a means of escape, and fucking was one of those things.

He's pulling back his hand, tapping his chin as if he were deeply contemplating it. Leave them hanging. Provide suspense. He's kicking his booted feet back and forth from the stool as he hummed in his thought, before shooting the other a sideways glance. "Ain't nothin' wrong wit' seein' where th' night takes us." Free alcohol was great. Blitz was hot. But he liked the chase.

"Buy me a drink and we'll see if yeh' perk my interest enough t' get in this skirt."

[bliitzo]

"You heard the man get him a tom collins and for me a whiskey." This was looking to be a nice night. Even if they didn't fuck this would still be something to brag to his employees about. Using his tail he spun himself on the bar stool. Hoping to be just a little bit eye catching.

"You should tell me all about it. Sure you're hot and I'm guessing a fantastic fuck but trust me I know better than anyone that people are more than their appearances. I'm an example of that. I mean I'm hot but I have many talents. How do you feel about shooting? Cause that's kinda my business. You ever hear of i.m.p?"

Okay he was bragging but damn he was proud of himself about how far he'd come up in the world. Things were looking up and he was getting more business than ever. He was hoping he would be impressed and maybe see that the imp had somewhat of the means to spoil him if he wanted. At the very least blitz would get into more credit card debt for him.

[perfectdcll]

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[bliitzo]

"Well sorry for making assumptions doll. My next guess is something hard but I wanna spoil you so pick any drinks you want and daddy will pay for it." Thank fuck business had been good lately and he showed enough restraint not to blow the cash on new horse figurines. Again.

He had made a slight misstep but blitz knew better than anyone how great he could bounce back from a simple slip up. Say what you want about the man personally but he could be charismatic as hell. Not to mentioned his rough and sharp features were known to attract plenty of mates. There was a reason he was so confident to actually hit on the one and only angel dust. "Me personally I like whisky."

[poisonedspider]

This guy made him laugh - it was kind of cute. It was apparent that he was confident, but at the same time he seemed to be trying just a little too hard. Not that this was something that surprised Angel either - so many men were falling head over heels around him, he was surprised the imp was still standing. It probably helped that he was already so close to the floor.

"Mmm, good choice. Whiskey's a personal favorite a' mine, too. Drank it a lot back when ah' was alive." He's twirling a lock of fur around a gloved finger, tilting his head a bit. "But if daddy is payin' tonight - " He's quoting Blitz right back, lips quirking into a smile. "Think ah'll have a Tom Collins. Gin's my personal favorite." Something that not a lot of people knew.

Leaning forward off the bar stool slightly, humming and bringing a finger under the imp's chin, lifting it slightly with the tiniest smirk. "And if yeh' buy me a drink, Blitz, what are yeh' expectin' from me in return exactly?"

[bliitzo]

"You're full of surprises. Kinda makes you hotter." He answered honestly. Shrugging before answering him. "Okay I'll let you know right now doll that I'm delusional but not that level of delusional. Am I hoping to get to fuck the angel dust? Yeah guys gotta have a dream and hey I always shoot my shot. Even if it means getting flat out rejected. Makes the skin grow thicker ya know."

Claws began to tap against the bar's counter. His tail swaying to side to side in comfort and confidence from the affectionate touch. "I figure at worst we can just get shit faced together or I can spoil you a bit. I mean you are famous kinda seems like one of the perks. On the chance you want me to rock your world I'm not gonna say no. So does any of that sound like it's worth your night?"

[daddyhccthcct]

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