I'm putting him in the jar

Kash D. Langford enthusiast, oc x canon | follows from @toxxicpill

[aspdkash]

Toxx, he/him/his, adult. Follows from @toxxicpill

Kash D Langford enthusiast 🩵🖥️🩵

Felix bio | Kash bio

TikTok | Kash 🎶

Kash has ASPD? Ask 1 Ask 2

(I do have a Kash character analysis essay in progress where I go into a deep dive about his personality and alleged symptoms)

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[aspdkash]

My sweet angel (Dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence) !! I love making these stupid little sticker videos so much. A lot of the stickers are really cute, it's a perfect when you are a horrible man enjoyer

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[aspdkash]

FINALLY an update on this wip of my beautiful angel

He needs more tattoos! Time to brainstorm 🤔

I know I wanna give him some video game tattoos, maybe something like game of thrones too. I gotta come up with some headcanons on his favorite media so I can flesh out the ideas

Pup mask version under cut

[aspdkash]

Sorry Kash jump scare his face is so big on this post lmao tiktok

This green screen template was practically made for him

[lookslikevespa]

Making a new friend.

[thebigmick284]

Dilophosaurus in Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous- Season Four

[aspdkash]

While I definitely don't think Kash or Felix should EVER under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES become parents, I do like thinking about their hypothetical non existent child at times.

I feel like Felix would be a loving parent but overbearing at times. He seems like the type to try to do a lot for his kid but it starts becoming a point of contention as a kid gets older. As the kid and their friends age into their tweens, Felix goes from being a fun and cool parent to seeming very uncool. Felix gives primary school art teacher vibes which would be very popular with little kids but tweens and teens would find embarrassing. But Felix would be very affectionate during the toddler stage and carry the kid around with him a lot. He probably has also assigned Kash to wear one of those baby slings.

Felix would be the type to take his kids to those places where kids can pan for special rocks or take trips to the aquarium / zoo on a semi regular basis. Felix would probably have a whole camera's worth of photos every time they had a family outing like that.

There is video evidence of Kash developing a panic attack in the aquarium shark tunnel. Something about being in an enclosed space where the certainly deadly jaws of sharp toothed predators seem so close.

When it comes to Kash, he's nowhere near fit to be a parent in canon, like good god no. But I can decide he acts how I want, so. I imagine Kash being very sarcastic as a parent. Not touchy feely, leaves that to Felix, but does love his kid. I feel like he'd still make dark jokes but nothing he actually means or that actually does hold a threat beneath the surface. I can see him having a good time with the toddler, who is babbling on about something and not really listening or paying attention. Kash looks to Felix like "Man, this kid's hilarious, I'm sorry I wanted you to get an abortion."

Meanwhile I also have a comic idea of Felix and Kash cooking with their toddler (like 2 or 3 years old) running around. Felix is making some kind of salad while Kash is at the oven, cooking. The kid is around on Felix's side but eventually ends up being too close around Kash (putting the kid in danger cause of the hot stove). Kash keeps trying to shoo the kid away but it just ends up with the kid still tugging on the hem of his cargo shorts and wanting attention. Kash has been telling the kid to stop and go back to Felix, but the kid isn't listening. Kash sighs and is like "Stop or I'm putting you in the closet" and Felix is like "Kash!". Meanwhile the toddler is giggling while still hanging onto Kash's leg.

[aspdkash]

I think Kash would have a game of thrones tattoo. I could see him getting one of the house sigils but idk anything about game of thrones so I'm gonna have to do some research. Depending on the design of the sigil I might put it on one of his back.

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[aspdkash]

I have so many ideas and zero time aaaaaaa 😭😭😭 there's more ideas than this I just gotta find where I wrote em down. I've just been so busy and when I do have time I don't feel like it orz

[yazmmy]

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[greymvs]

[shirleyjacksons]

not an anti or a pro-shipper but a third secret thing (adult with job)

[aspdkash]

Can I post this or do I get sent straight to hell

[damazcuz]

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom