Thy Innermost Apocalypse

Your local eldritch horror | 27 she/her Erika | Trans | everyone's favorite bitch and probably a slut, but wouldn't you like to know?

[b0tster]

snallin

[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[lady-inkyrius]

Posting hole

[lady-inkyrius]

Lol

[metastablephysicist]

yeah yeah carbon nanotubes. but what about the copper nanotubes.

[ublock-origin]

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

[the-arcade-doctor]

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

[cherubcallremade]

im having a moment

[blind-duality]

here is some of the hobby work ive done

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pesky-plumbers]

god dammit

[girlzero]

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

[synthy-naiyah]

"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."

"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."

[guerrillatech]

[blind-duality]

So its been awhile and I thought I'd try and show off what I've been up to.

I got a new job.

I got an amazing boyfriend that I won't leave for the world.

I've found a hobby I love.

I ruined some friendships and made better ones.

I somehow ended up with huge boobs. Which is only a major positive for me.

All in all Ive been a back and forth mess

But im finally just okay again

[blind-duality]

GUESS WHOS BACK BITCHES

twits dying faster than i am

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

[elbiotipo]

[milkpropaganda]

[deerfishing]

[blind-duality]

I lived Bitch

[la-laborista-republiko]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[kellyfromthecity]

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

[mieko-nakatomi-deactivated20150]

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

[the-unstoppable-juggernaut-deac]

bruh

[fightblr]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[sailorzelda94]

Big Holli Energy.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]