I have no clue what I'm doing

A friend said i should check out Tumblr...She is an intelligent friend, evil, but intelligent!

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[programaticallydelicious]

“Lemme get this straight - You’re saying nothing was an accident?”

“No, not in general. Just where you’re concerned.”

“Ohh-kay. Could you take it from the top again?”

“Where do you want me to start this time?”

“Let’s skip the intergalactic shenanigans. Stick to us.”

“Understood. To start, we’ve been here since before your planet even existed. We found your star as it was just coalescing from its accretion disc, and we started our work then.”

“Yeah, I got that.”

“We guided the process as the planets began to form, slung one of them into yours to destabilize it and throw it off axis.”

“Why?”

“We needed a death world. Something inherently unstable, that does whatever it can to kill life.”

“Yeah, sure. Then what?”

“We seeded it. Basic stuff, single-cellular, compatible with the galactic standard.”

“Sure, sure. Galactic standard. And then?”

“We guided it. Prodded here and there. Protected promising developments, guided things forward.”

“Protected. How many extinctions was that?”

“All of them. Well, all but the last. That was all you.”

“Yeah, okay. Shift the blame.”

“There’s only so much we did. When your species showed promise, our interference became more direct, more, erm, pointed.”

“Your race is indirectly responsible for more of our dead than anything or anyone else.”

“Indeed. But we needed you to develop quickly, and it was the only way short of direct uplift. And that wouldn’t work.”

“Why not?”

“Because we needed you the way you were. Vicious, cruel, cunning, wise, caring. You’re the greatest predators in the galaxy, the most protective friends. Your race is everything we aren’t.”

“And why would you need that, exactly?”

“We needed something that could not just survive the worst deathworld we could design, but dominate it. We needed something that could take the worst blows possible and throw them in the face of whatever threw them.”

“Why?”

“Your race, like many others, has asked a question of themselves since their first conscious thoughts. ‘Why are we here? What is our purpose?’“

“Yeah, so?”

“Your race is perhaps the only one to have a definitive answer to that question. You’re here because we designed you. Your purpose, humanity’s purpose, is to save the galaxy from whatever darkened our skies. Your race is too young to have seen the galaxies that vanished under the horde, but you’re here to stop it.”

[spartanxhunter-deactivated20210]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

I’ve been looking for this for ages.

This, simple but genius, short story has prompted me to write a full blown story based on this post entirely, and a soon as I’ve posted the first chapter I’m coming back to post the link.

[programaticallydelicious]

You’re absolutely certain this is the right one? I wrote and posted this two weeks ago.

[spartanxhunter-deactivated20210]

Yes. Without a doubt. I saw this shortly after it was posted but thought nothing of it, then when the I got the idea of a writing a story of a deathworlder human in space I remembered this post and went looking for it.

Stories still in early development but it’s coming along and I’m also going through all the ‘Humans are weird tags’ to find posts for extra inspiration.

Current name (Subject to change) is ‘I am a Deathworlder, I am your saviour’

Trying to come up with believable Aliens right now, and a planet class system. I even adopted Fallout’s S.P.E.C.I.A.L to give all aliens uniqueness and advantages over each other. Though ‘©harisma’ is communication and ‘(L)uck’ is Lifespan.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[moonlitsaiyan]

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

[linda-belcher]

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

[enterheavenalive]

FINALLY

[bunnbreaker]

Reblogging for the corg

[obeyy-music]

Solely for the Corg

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[sendo-k]

im

[gentle-loofa-deactivated2023021]

Reblogged because I’m laughing my gut out

[namika-hakuryuu]

Look how many notes this post has

[moth-mistress]

Honestly have nothing to loose

[foreveragopastelgoth]

Ya gotta always reblog the money dog

[jaxblade]

That one post i went viral for haha WELL IT WAS TRUE! HELP ME AGAIN!

[cleverclovers]

Groceries groceries groceries

[blittza]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

Canada: 1-800-448-3000

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

Most of these hotlines will hang up on you if you sound male. Some will laugh at you, berate you, then hang up on you if you sound male.

That said, they're worth giving a call if you feel low. If for no other reason than to use it to fuel the anger necessary to stay alive.

[kipplekipple]

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

[dedicatxd-deactivated20191215]

i hate feelings, i want tattoos instead.

[unclefather]

there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”

[kettugasm]

OKAY NO EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES HAVE I GOT SOME GREAT SHIT FOR YOU!!

you see these binders? They may not look much, but these fucking things bind like the CHAINS OF HELL THEMSELVES. I’ve got HUGE tits, up in the DD range, but this simple little binder works some goddamn MAGIC on them. It’s comfortable, it binds, it provides perfect support and whatever the hell else. 

These are perfect for both trans* and crossplay-related purposes! What’s the catch though, right? They’re probably super expensive?

HOW DOES $8.28 WITH FREE SHIPPING SOUND???

[criedwolves]

i use this binder and as a trans boy i can say first hand that they work really well and i would highly recommend them if you are short on cash and need a good binder. i’m about a D cup and these make me look virtually flat.

[messagemeformynewurl-deactivate]

my eyes automatically zoomed in on the words “free shipping.”

[i-cannot-live-without-coffee]

For my transmasc followers!

[analogical-obsessed]

I’m not trans, but these look amazing for cosplay uses as well

[anoddtrashbag-deactivated201907]

for all my babes that are also in the trans community

[imbigsowhat]

💕👌🏾 Happy Blackout day😊❤️ makeup by @hantisedeloubli

[msft9]

I have a thing for peace signs and sherbet (not pictured)

[co-existence]

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[nukagears-deactivated20190307]

random palette stuff uh,,,, yeah here it is

[squidbiscuit]

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

[squidbiscuit]

More details.

It never stops being a fishing game. You are always fishing and searching for new areas where there is more activity in order to progress the story.

Depending on the choices you make and the amount of mutant fish you consume, you may start to mutate yourself. The fishing pole is part of your arm, you don’t notice it until later. If you consume mostly non-mutated fish and don’t sacrifice to the monsters you can keep the mutations to a minimum.

You can go full mutant and the boat becomes part of your body as well. This makes the monsters pay less attention to you, but you can no longer befriend or trade items with humans. You can still catch human remains and most of them are carrying items.

If you stay mostly human you can work to gather as many surviving humans as you find and assemble a fleet. The possibility of one of them turning on you always stands.

If you’re mutant you gain the ability to capsize yourself and view things under water. This is how you find ultimate monster.

If you’re human you can explore small abandoned docks and islands. These are where you find portals leading to different time periods and countries. You deliver members of your party to these. Only the person who originally belongs there can go through it.

Possible end game situations.

You find the portal leading back to your world, where you wake up on the river bank. You can catch normal fish before going home, making sure they are all free of mutations (they might not be.)

You join the monster, eventually overtaking it. You gain the ability to open time portals near water. You use lures to draw in humans.

I can’t think of anymore endings right now, I may have ruined the game with these new details so feel free to just enjoy the first part.

[squidbiscuit]

Terrible concept art. Mini game idea. Compete with members of your party to catch the most fucked up fish. Points awarded based on how many extra body parts it has and if it communicates telepathically with you.

[squidbiscuit]

Added my No-Romo posts to this because I feel they are the most important additions. (I am not a writer or game designer or really capable of making anything so this idea is just wishful thinking at best.)

[squidbiscuit]

Concept art if it was a more stylized, cute game. You would be able to customize your character and your boat. Sorry this became so big I’m tagging it with it’s working title “Lure” for now. I legit expect nothing at all to come from this, I just like to design and concept out things a bit.

[squidbiscuit]

The ultimate ending to the game would be to ignore all plot points and just keep fishing. Meet a person? Tell them you’re not interested in working with them. Feel like you’re getting close to a boss monster? Turn the boat a different direction. Just keep catching and cataloging the fish until you run out of room in your journal. After that the sky opens up and sucks you into it. You wake up exactly where the game started but the first page of your journal now says “YOU DID A REEL GOOD JOB!” And that’s the ending I would shoot for.

[squidbiscuit]

More shitty concept art! I’m done now. Anything else pertaining to this will have it’s own post. (I ruined it after the first post, I know I did.)

[rinhkitty]

FUND IT

[iopele]

I WANNA PLAY IT